SCIENTIEST HERE
I AM DEVELOPING A VACCINE FOR THE LARGE SPREAD OF GLOWIES THAT HAVE BEEN INFECTING THIS BOARD.
I REQUIRE SAMPLES OF THE /MOST INFECTED ANONS/ TO DEVELOP IT.
PLEASE REPLY TO THIS THREAD IF YOU ARE WILLING TO PROVIDE SAMPLES OF YOUR POST.
*COOF COOF* Y-you mean L-*COOF COOF* Like me?
*inhales deeply*
Thank you user.
I will use your post for my research purposes.
Do you know what boards you have visited in the past? I might have to report to my superiors about quarantining areas.
Doc... *WHEESE COOF COOF* I've only been to *COOF*... Yas Forums D......Do I need to *COOF COOF COOF* Do i need to start writing my will?
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
I don't feel great
The recovery rate is still unknown so, for your safety, I agree that you should write a will.
I will report to the mods that Yas Forums may be compromised with the infection.
Thank you very much for your sample.
*coof coof*
>infected doctor
Not gonna make it
Oh shii. Gotta grab my face mask
>P
wicht is the test for covid19?
It seems that my post from is more infected than .
However, this is good news, as it is also allowing me to inspect the virus as closely as possible. I will report my findings in the next few hours on how the infection is progressing.
Coooooooo
f
*HACK* *COUGH*
f
You have to suck it out of my dick, it is the only way for pure samples. Doesn't always work, but keep at it.
*coof* do u have vaccine OP? *coof coof*
*cough* *cough* *weezing* Here you go sir *weezes* *cough* *cough*
Sorry sir, would you might coofing into this bottle over here? I wasn't able to collect your sample properly.
Very nice. It seems you're infection level is medium. This will help me track the virus growth once infected inside an user.
How shall I send you the money for partaking in this sample?
i'm not infected
yet
What is happening. I don't wanna be a glowie
reply to this post or your mom gets infected in her sleep
In what way would you like your dick sucked, user? As OP, my faggot life has helped me learn many techniques.
It is currently under development. Thank you for your coofs. They will help us in our development.
A very fine sample. I will research it extensively.
Then begone. We only want samples of the virus here. Please stay safe inside your house until the vaccine is developed.
oh shit
take me home, corona-chan
Gonna need a baseline human
According to our health experts it is recommended that you avoid contact with other infected anons. The best way to do this is to migrate to a board with a "Minimal" infection rating, and refrain from allowing users to reply to your post.
user, by any chance did you eat some bat soup before becoming this infected?
Here champ, I gotcha.
So you retards are gonna infect be with ur squint virus?
*C-C-COOOOF* fuckin hell science man. Take me blood and use it for the greater gud
Doc.. T-those fu-COOFCOOFCOOFWHEEZE fucking chinks did it to me r-GASPCHOKE r--right... Nuke COOFCOOF them before I go...
I may not be sick but I can help
*BREAKING NEWS*
It seems that the development of the vaccine has progressed significantly!
We have successfully cured this user from the virus after a clinical trial! Look how he isn't glowing anymore.
This is a success, however, we used up all the samples again. Please continue to reply with more.
All users have an infection severity.
Replying to users who have fucked up names may randomly cause your infection severity to go up.
Posting of select meme buzzwords can cause your infection to become more severe.
Users who are already showing green boarders can infect others if they reply to others.
Green boarder posters must be reported for off topic discussion to be quarantined.
It's up to Jannies and mods to perform quarantines so we're likely all fucked.
I'm vegan, so my super immune system makes it IMPOSSIBLE for me to become infected. Weep faggots.
Pls gib vaccine guick I am autoimmune defishency am scared :(
DOC *COOF COOF* HELP ME OUT *COOF* PLEASE GIVE ME THE CURE
We have informed all the neighbouring countries to nuke china. This might be more effective than the vaccine. Let's hope it is the case.
Thanks user. Can you pass me a pair of tweezers from over there? I left it stuck inside the user from a few posts back.
This is outdated information from the Wojak Health Organization. A vaccine will work, but it may take up to 24 hours to be mass-produced for everyone.
>SCIENTIEST
>seems legit
Wow a vegan who likes to tell people about it. How unusual!
Hey guys imma not feeling too god
Cooof
Me glow?
thanks, i'll follow your advice, corona doc
We have added you onto the waiting list for the vaccine. However there have been many other applications so it may take a few hours before it is your turn to engage with the trial test.
Mind if I can sample some of your blood for use in research against the virus?
... cooof.
Coof
oh shit burn it with fire!
Fuck you faggot tryna make me sick
Shiii
I'm here for the Fung foo bat style classes
As long as no one coofs on you then u should be fiiiine fella
....cooooooooof
I am sorry everyone. I was not able to create more vaccines in time... *COOF*... *HACK*...
...*WHEEZE*...
It seems... I cannot continue my research.... The virus... it's taken its toll on me...
The risk of sampling infected anons.... *COOF*... was too high...
See you on... the other side, my dear anons.....
*COOOOOOOOOF*
>*coooooooooof*
My nutz!!!
am i ok
Absolutely sir. Would you like a stool sample?
*COOF* DOC NO
It’s alright buddy! Thanks for trying!
How about we sit down quietly and rub dick skins?
nope, you look fine
check'd
no, doc, i'm not a chink, so no bat soup
but now corona-chan is mine
Well gentlemen, I've been slightly infected. As expected however, my vegetable blood is fighting off corona-chan.
And just like that, it's gone!
Test me plz