VIRUS BUNKER THREAD

Come on healthy anons! You'll be safe in here with me :-)

PLEASE REPLY I WANT TO COOF ON NIGGAS

uhhhhh.....uuh,uhhhhhh........

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D- DOC DO I HAVE IT?? DDD:

probably not you'll be fine

*cough* *cough*

:) distancing

oh thank god somewhere thats not infected.

*spits on you*

COOF

I’m a reddit ambassador, I don’t want to get sick, I just want to steal and repost your hard work

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im fine

im good right... right?

thank you based god

Patient zero Susannah here,
You will all be infected eventually anyway, may as well be from my spit ^^ who wants a mouthful

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savved

There is no virus. It's a story made up by China

fuck, OP is a goner. join my bunker instead, lads

Give me more power

Sup guys

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Spit on me, baby

NIGGER NIGGER

Fucking LIAR

Test just came back negative

*coof coof coof*

Staying safe in quarantine. Will be ok in here thanks user

user caught the icky-itis. I'm still rockin the awesome with the power of LEMMY

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thank you god

Happy your healthy user

what is this shit

ありがとうね。ケーキはうまいですね。

I got the vaccine so im safe

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Agreed but it was actually Hideo Kojima's idea.

Fuck off niggy mcniggerfaggot

*grabs your head and squeezes your neck until you open your mouth then shoots a massive ball of virus straight down your neck*
Swallow now and bow at my feet, death will soon come for you

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ahhh yes choke me daddy

Niggervirus

Oh geez, I am safe here

Don't worry, anons, we are safe in here.

reply to this post or your mother gets infected in her sleep

*sniffle*

Safe

I'm sure glad I'm not sick

jokes on you coofer i'm lurking with a mask and gloves

You're always safe with me ;)

oh fuck me

Let's fix that user

COOF

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YES SPIT IN MY MOUTH MOMMY

Can I lick you?

finally a safe space

*French kisses you*

please dad

I smoked a joint with a couple guys on another thread but don’t worry I’m still clean

*coughs lung*

SPOOT

BURN THE INFECTEDEVASIVE PROTOCOLS HEALTHY ANONS

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Let's get this brea- *coof*

Willing to sell my jizz containing my superior immune genes

Give me your green!

I’m not feeling to good though

Im healthy

I need more of the holy glow

im pretty sure im immune to the green disease

Reeeeeee

getting a bit of a sore throat

*COUGH* *spits in your eyes*

Maybe I’ll take a nice little trip around the boards on the Yas Forums bus

I can feel your warm coofy breath