HALT! You may not past beyond this point until you prove you're not infected

*coughs on*

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im clean havent touched anything

I'm the healthiest man alive

nothing here

good

Clean

Could someone green triforce???

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let me in

hhhhi

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Be a good lad there Jim and fetch me one of them apples.

Sir its just a flu let me in

I'm clean, officer nigger. please let me in

Coof on me

Clean here

I have the aids, not covid19,honest

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yeah i'm clean too. just a mild cold, it aint corona

I'm not infected I swear.

*Coofs.*

im feeling great today

cough

faker

Uuuuhhhhhh

im clean sir.

*coof* *coof*

it's just allergies officer UwU i swear

i sneaked in coof on you

coof coof kachoo

COOF COOF *bloody* COOF COOF

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Were just immunodifficient, not sick, that's why I'm coofing

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It doesn’t matter if you’re clean, what matters is if you’re green

do you want to hang out and coof on each other?

jesus fucking christ

Im clean

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daddy

based

*Coofs.*

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Well I'd love to spread your cheeks and coof up your b hole

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im good right

Let me pass and ill suck you off

*cough cough*

Give virus

im str8 m8

youtube.com/watch?v=G8WepJCQ1CQ

this song except change it to "infect me".

I think that leftover bat soup was bad.

coof dude looking for other coof dudes to coof on each other

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Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 7 rolls per day. If you have a family of 13, that's over 694 rolls a week. Over 2580 a month. TP will be worth its weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it

Im color blind what i miss?

the power of emilia compels you!

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Let me in

Am I clean, I can't tell

7 rolls per day? The fuck are you talking about. I use one roll per week and a half.

Theres nothing gay about some friendly b hole coofing, its just a replacement for the fist bump, all the cool kids are doing it these days. Trust me. Btw I'm totally clean, this green is just an optical illusion.

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nothing to see here

I only fuck anime girls I can’t be sick!

Sauce pls

i got a little green but i'm not talkin about no infection.

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It's just a cold

GREEN SHITS

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hehehehe

Wtf that's disgusting

I'm not sick, do I look sick. Theres no green, you're color blind

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*cough* i feel f *cough cough* fine,officer *cough*

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If i deficate on the ground will the ground corona

I hate Chinese people, isn’t that enough to allow passage?

coof coof

I'm immune. I'll let you guys harvest my blood for tendies

Real question is, how tf are some people getting zalgo w/o turning green?

infect me

Rolllllioooo

No, he's really cute
That's right he

*coof* I-I'm fine, srsly *coof*

Not infected at all, just got a healthy glow.

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I’m clean officer

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What are you gay?
Join the club
I'll look up his name
Give me a few minutea

rolling

yo

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Testing my status

No virus heeyah, boss.

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you're looking radiant this evening
coof coof

*Patient zero Susannah starts coughing over everyone*

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I'm clean

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I'm safer that Queen Elizabeth

Blondelashes19 or alskaDTPrincess

He specializes in suuuuuper deep throat, like the double ended dildo almost rocked his stomach. Like a sword swallower

I'm clean, see?

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Ewww.. how do you get infected?

I'm not infected, my dubs confirm this

Just walking my duck, officer.

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Cope the Pope
Dilate the fake
Seethe to the bees

I've been isolated, I don't think I should have it ...

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Damn thats a deal breaker, been a long while since i fell for such a trap

I'm healthy I promise
*cough*

I'm clean I swear

Thanks anyways, i shoulda been more suspicous of the marshmellow bag lol

im cleam