FREE INFECTIONS HERE

FREE INFECTIONS HERE

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Ok sign me up

Can't get me nigger.

coof

w4e56

plz I need to be green

oh no

Please reply

JESUS

No coofing here in my neck of the woods

COOOOOOF
EVERYWHERE

is that how this works?

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how

achoo

Stay away you niggers

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You turn greener the more (You)s you get

infect

me plx

Oh fuck no. ISOLATE

...

sup virgins

green me up baby

The varying shades of green are interesting.

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FUCK

its pretty much rng based on IP i think

fuck me up, bossman.

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Here (You) go

6 feet pls!!

Give me the bat viurs

MAKE ME GREENER

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cooof cooof

Keep your wuflu

oh fuck

I want my whole fucking bar green

oh shit there's a lot of infected

Gimme the juice shrek

Cough harder

you're all gonna die

that's insane

"it seems your girlfriend left you cus of the corona, i can be your girlfriend tonight bro"

how do you get fully infected and quarantined

Please

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IM COOOFINGGG

this blows if you're right

>last three digits is a fitting scp

gimme the bat-flu

Still didn't work. I guess only the weak get it and we're all safe

Make me cough niggers

NOOOOOOO

Safe lol

oh god.

IM COUGHING COUGH COUGH

I'm so healthy. Feels good to be a healthchad, you virginfected wouldn't understand.

Cooof!

>don't @ me

Greenlets

wowee, how?

give me green

Corona please

coof coof

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NO

you're one to speak.

Pozz me

How post img

Either its the more you post, or how soon you touched patient zero on Yas Forums

he cute

>Greenlet

...

well shit

never liked this world

Alright, I'm bored of this, I wanna fucking nut, take my green bitch boys

it's how hard we banged ur mum

i would like an infection please

Gimme dat shit

i just wanna be a fully green chad

Ooh la la!

:)

It's just gamma radiation and anger, no *coooof coof* problem.

QUARANTINE

COOF COOF

if you nut it goes away

Before i enter your home, i must inform you that i feel fine and have no concerns regarding my health, has anyone in your home been sick in the past 3 weeks?

Fine I'll take it.

GIVE IT TO ME

wtf

Fellow man of class

so this is why they disabled names

WASH YOUR HANDS

jesus you are green.

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GOT THAT COVID

Try me Yas Forums

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how do i get green?

thanks

oh yes. don't worry soon to be tomb stones, i will carry on the human race and we will be a better human race, we will stop global warming and human greed in its tracks.

RIP user.

suck my penis

Holy shit, that's some super green

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wonder why theres all this green stuff

I'm protected

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oh fuck OH FUCK IVE GOT IT

How do you into?

no you can't infect me niggassss

fren...

infect me Yas Forumsros

Really

check date

COOOOOF

nice

Wanna know if I'm immune

Hmmmm

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It's only for boomers. You can't get it if you're young and strong

Infect me right now

)))SNEEZE(((

i will resist the coof

it's simple really, stop replying to each other directly. that's probably how you get infected.

checked

go and spread my children

it's wednseday so what

my one wish is to be green please help me anons in my quest *coof*

GET FUCKED
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ahhhhhh

I wanna b gweeen

THIS WAS A BIOLOGICAL ATTACK FROM CHINA!!

coof on me daddy

What happened here?

ill take some

>fucking bar green

Plant yourselves firmly onto my cock bitch boys, it is time to receive full infection.

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please infect me...

oh god oh fuck oh god

well i guess ive got it

Yay now I can infect others. Come here ya lil shits

it ain't easy being green

Who’s tinkering with font n colour here?

the moment of truth

green me please

Still not infected. All who approach me still be shot.

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havnet gotten a (you)...

nein

AHHH nonooooooo IM SICK AHAHHAHA

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So you get it by typing coof coof coof ?

IM GONNA... GONNA [spoiler]coof[/spoiler]

Try me, bitch

you're welcome

how u doin

Yes master

...

to the floppy black banana above me. GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME AND MY CHILDREN

Bro please stick that in me. I want it all the way pounding me deep

hit me up

stop pls

its fucking over

coof

gimme the glow load

yes you do
i wonder who infected you

maybe if we social distance and nobody talks nobody will get infected

I'm immune

nice cock bro, it would be a shame if someone coughed on it.

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*shoves my tongue down your throat*

SAMEFAG

will do my master

AAAAAAAA

How to get more infected

not if i do this

***COOOOF*** COOOF COOOOOOF

you

Is nowhere safe?!?!

oh no im gonna c... COOF *COOF* I'M C-COOOOOOFING

coof coof phew

Fuck, i'm not

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Doing it wrong, bruh.
>Check muh green level
>Check muh biohazard
>Check muh dubs
>Pic related. It's dubs

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Still immune coof

i wonder if we all already have it and it just takes real world time for you to manifest symptoms