Zoo Discussion Thread with Feral yiff instead of real pics because real pics get ya beaned
I really love animals and just want to talk about them, so hop in if this sounds like your type of thing
Zoo Discussion Thread with Feral yiff instead of real pics because real pics get ya beaned
I really love animals and just want to talk about them, so hop in if this sounds like your type of thing
Do you have a good boi or good girl or have you ever been with one? If so, what breed, are they male or female, and are you male or female?
If you don't but would want to, what breed would you prefer and would you want male or female?
For me, I'm a dude and I have my boi Kaiser who's a King Shepherd, love him to bits
Well i did it, after a full day of prepping i managed to take my shire.
Gotta say though iys kinda hard sitting down at the moment.
Holy fucking shit you actually did it?
You have to tell what it was like, was he pushy and trying to mount you or did he just let you go under him and then he thrusts into you?
(pic related, it's you lol)
Dude i'll just give you the whole rundown of the day so it might take a while to type up.
all good, I'm just surprised you didn't become the next Mr. Hands lol
hi bump
heyo, how ya doing?
Why are all zoos into dogs and horses? I personally like deer.
>been planning to do this for a couple of days
>decide today would be the day
>got up early and ate the bare minimum of food
>flushed myself out
>got to working on the dogs
>basically let them run a train on me all morning
>even shep mix got to fuck me
>always take knots
>always push them out
>when my bois got tired and didnt wanna play anymore i got a plug and had that in for a few hours
>flush myself again and go out into stables
>start playing with my "normal sized" horse
>let him fuck my brains out
>back to plug go about my day
>play with dogs again
>back to stables
>take break with plug
>repeat until about 2 hours or so ago
>lead shire into backroom in stables
cont'd
Because dogs and horses are companion animals, so both dogs and horses loves us just as much as we love them
Cuz you can dip deep into them without pet ownership legal issues.
any stories of your recent 'encounters'?
More like this
forgot the artist sorry but heres more jenna
Not for me. It's just daily workout sex, sometimes shower sex.
how does shower sex work?
Doggy style while bathing basically
Because a) people tend to have lots of access to dogs and horses, and people tend to like whatever is near them and b) dogs and horses tend to be obedient and even servile, and most zoos are really selfish lovers.
There's also a '!!! that dick is so big!!!' element, but yeah basically.
I used to cum way too early but I never wanted to be selfish, so now I fuck hard for like 30 minutes straight until my bitch cums hard. You can feel that pussy pulsating.
Then I take a break with Yas Forums shitposting and cooking.
Well i got him into the backroom and started working him over getting him hard and ready
then i jumped my table as i do with my other stallion and gave a light tug on his reins whiile i tapped my hand on the table but he didnt budge.
At this point i was about ready to burst myself and my heart was beating 100mph so i hopped off and sorta "lifted" one of his front legs to get him to mount the table which didnt work either.
Now im almost freaking out because taking him "doggy" i wouldnt have any control over him but i really wanted this to happed otherwise this day would have been fun for sure but kinda wasted so i soldierd on.
Finally i got behind him real carefully and gave him a light push and just like that he mounted the table so i scurried around him and underneath him carefully as not to scare him and lubed the entire lenght of his massive dick up real nicely then i climbed the table and gave a good push to get the plug out of me.
After that it didnt take much coaxing to get him closer to me and when he felt something (ie my asshole) against his dick he started thrusting HARD and i managed to get a grip on his dick with my hand to slowly guide his dick into my asshole, just as i feel him enter he snorts and just shoves the head in, im still holding on to his dick so i avoid getting skewered but after its in i let go and guide him with my feet and just let him have his way with me.
IT HURT at first but after a while the pain turned into pleasure. Its fucking crazy how hard he thrust sometimes but after a while he slowed down gave a few good hard thrusts and then i felt something MASSIVE just swell up inside me and then a warm feeling like i never felt before.
Took a few minutes for him to shrink enough for me to squeeze him out and damn did it feel good when he popped out, i could fit me entire clenched fist inside my asshole like it was nothing afterwards.
Sore as hell now.
pics?????
No that'll kill the thread.
theyre all dead now. Only zooville is left but its a forum. When BF went down, mastercard stopped accepting payments for bestiality websites, which killed a lot of other sites.
Oh okay, too bad
>Oh okay, too bad
Not really, 99% of those sites feature animals that are FORCED to do all that lewd stuff.
Yes, that's true, you're right.
i miss my cats
I wish animals were respected more instead of just used for money. That's mostly women and male dogs.
I feel you man. I can't imagine that pain yet. Not for at least 15 years I hope.
only one of my cats has actually died recently, the other two just stayed with my mom when i moved out about four months ago, been without pets since
may get rats eventually, they'd be better suited for an apartment and easier and less suspicious to keep a pair of intact males
Why rats and not something more elegant, like a big fish aquarium over a mini bar.
There'll be a special place for you in our gas chambers.
If consensual bestiality is totally normal and not wrong, prove me wrong.
Not that user but i would never get fish, so much fucking work.
Rats are knida nice but SUPER prone to cancer and disease so that's a real bummer.
Just get another cat is my tip or a dog, dogs are the best.
if I may ask, what was the catalyst for any of you zoos developing this attraction?
can't suck off a fish
an intact cat'd spray everywhere, and i'd have to pay pet rent and explain to my bf's family why he's not neutered
can't you just not let them know the cat is not neutered? or hide it?
does your boyfriend know you are zoo-attracted?
The family German Shepherd, saw his dick ONCE when i was a young teen and i was lost forever.
Been doing this now for almost three decades.
kinda difficult to hide a cat/dog's big swinging balls
and yes, he's into it too
So get a dog?
Cats are a little too small for lewd stuff.
that's genuinely interesting user, thank you. do you feel any attraction to people and if so, what types or sex? is there a distinction between being into furry porn vs being into reality-based animal porn?
Oh glad too see you'rz back Kaiser Boi. I missed a lot of threads cause I thought you were gone. How is it at the ranch ?
Goddamned coomer threads
still far more expensive to maintain than two rats, plus small apartment
and cats are still fun to play with, and rather cute and nice
that must be nice to be able to be truly seen by your boyfriend when society requires you to hide your nature.
I don't quite get the gnashing of teeth about this... most people could get adequate nutrition from a vegetarian diet (not a vegan one though). but society has decided we can eat their dead bodies for the pleasure of eating - why is this so horrendous?
>that's genuinely interesting user, thank you.
You're welcome bub.
>do you feel any attraction to people and if so, what types or sex?
I mean yeah but I've never gotten along well with humans, too high maintenance and animals are just sweeter and always faithful. as for sexes i dont mind both cocks are fun.
>is there a distinction between being into furry porn vs being into reality-based animal porn?
Most "furrys" will tell you they only like the cartoon stuff and would never ever touch the real deal. I dont mind either, cant post the real stuff here so i settle for drawings.
I get plenty of the real deal at home so its not like i CRAVE real porn of it.
Shane?