YLYL

YLYL

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He killed himself and the cops? Niggers gon nig.

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Actual true story inbound:

>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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this sucked ass

Alright, I guess I have to filter YLYL. Yet another Yas Forums tradition, zoomer cancer has destroyed.

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Kill yourself

youtube.com/watch?v=kR3XJUIQKO8

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is this real?

you can literally google epubs of that book and answer that for yourself in like 30 seconds.

they arent even hiding it anymore

To be fair less pigs is good for everyone.

cnn.com/2020/03/13/us/dean-koontz-novel-coronavirus-debunk-trnd/index.html

that's a colon, not a comma

this isn't dean koontz book, his was the Goki-4000 (a russian illness that kills 100%)

the image is from a psychic's book, written in 2008

snopes is trying to downplay it, but she literally wrote everything that happened this year. people are drumming it up to Nostradamus effect: if you're vague enough about something, you're more likely to be right. problem with that is she not only stated the exact year, she described the disease in detail.

>cnn

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cancer is a bitch. rip

Shut up

ultima kek

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Odd that they’re flat out saying it’s really not that serious, but our fucking bitch of a governor shut down the whole state like so many others. Oh well, freedom was nice I suppose while we had it, but if it can be taken away at any time, it was never really real.

Oregonfag here, gotta agree. Whole state shutdown because of fucking portland.

Advisory bro. Calm the fk dn you autist

If you laugh at this you're just an edgy dumb faggot

Lame story

These symptoms are generic for respiritory diseases which are the most common wide spread diseases to exist. To think its anything more than that shows a lack of knowledge in this area.

brave little boy. at least he took some racist cops down with him before checking out

no

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Books arent real

fag

this nigga gets it
and he eating beans

double dubs of truth

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So...yes.

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Bruh

Repost

Cunt

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fuck off retards

faggottt

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Wahahhahaaha this is so fucking funny Oh holy shit I have never laughed so hard in my life I have fucking lost oh my god I have lost, shit, I'm laughing so hard that I'm gonna fucking die if I won't st

If people choose security over liberty, that’s their business. Having the decision forced upon you is taking your freedom.
>muh safety
Covid has a >1% mortality rate. You gladly sacrificed your liberty for hype.

Ahhh some fucked shit you got me

wow that story fucking sucked

Just

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Old and gay

Fucker

Faggot

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lost

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Tee hee