YLYL : no unfunny shit Edition
YLYL : no unfunny shit Edition
I thought you said no unfunny?
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
kys
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You showed that guy user nobody fucks your sister except you or your dad
Kys
Lmfao asshole
Kek
Hit YOU with a pipe...
Fag
Another one of these posts.
Too damn many of these things...
Wot.
GTFO
Cock and balls!
Haha yes!! Otherwise shit thread saved
Fuk
why are you the way that you are?
What does it say actually the real version I’m curious what it says not the memes version but the unadultered one that is real pls ok ty
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no
hahahaa lost it
twink irl
fuck off
you cock sucker
Lost. Don't know why that cracked me up so much, but it did.
Cuz it's true.
I’m only 12 and what is this?
same
This is why I left Yas Forums
this is what makes Yas Forums not complete shit
wtf?
>implying you dont have to molest during corona test
yo wtf
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Fucking Goomba got him. Fucking rookie.
Rest in peace little Shane. This is so sad :(
haha ty you can have this image in return so I can say thanks
Cumtown sucks
Filename got me
Man, my life ain't so bad.
Kys
Your mother will die from coronavirus because you posted this, no immunities
haha fuck you iCuckz
Fucking sperg
KEK
Pls don't kill mommy thx
Pls don't kill mommy thx
It doesn’t work unless you use an image. This is an IMAGE board you dumbfuck newfag. Get off my website.
Pls don't kill mommy thx
I'm totally gay for feminine looking guys with vaginas and breasts
yeah, bye /b. back in a bit.
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thanks user
I cant remember this part
having the balls to dress up as mario and luigi for a funeral
Why does he have two hats?
Lel its funny cause they all look the same
Pallbearers carrying casket
>ground theme playing
Lowering casket into ground
Pipe sound affect
Casket buried
>muffled underground theme starts playing
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>99 problems but a jew aint one
How is that muricans can't even into Spanish. Barebones beaners can talk in about a month or so, and they are mexicans. Fucking mexicans.
Seriously ppl, WTF. Are you more retarded than mexicans?
Shit.
How about saying: they throw a "cumpleaños de quince" to a cat.
"Quinceañera" is the girl, fucking morons.
My God this nigger culture and zoomers. You deserve the covid
>"So long-a Shane!"
Anyone who laughs at this has 0 experience of life, and such a basic shitty sense of humour. At least post some real dark humour to try and be edgey properly.