Incest advice thread:

>I wanna nut inside her

Nah i think he just wants to make her eat nuts

Take 3/8 drill bit and put it in an electric drill, put the tip against your right temple and squeeze the trigger while pressing as hard as you can. This will vastly improve your situation

weed. girls will let you do whatever you want to them when they are high.

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This, only cocaine

She's drug free unfortunately too

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that is a tough situation, you've got to change the way you act. i'm not saying to try to fuck her, just make yourself seem more a man instead of a brother. but you've got to be wary of "trying to look grown up," as that looks even more little brother like.
do masculine things but don't place special importance on them.

Just spike her drink and molest her while she’s unconscious, retard

A good start at least, thanks. It's tough because I'm a good bit younger than her but I think it might be a good place to start.
My goal is NOT to get arrested and thrown out.

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You have discord op?

She's not mega pretty. Do films, play games if she likes them, exercise together. Be natural.

You are delusional if you think you will ever get your sister to hook up with you. She will naturally be grossed the fuck out and you will be ostracised by your own family.

Rape is your only option, better make sure she doesn’t remember it.

No
I already do

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ask her for advice about girls. then subtly lead up to what do girls like sexually. then ask her for some demonstrations, maybe get her to show you porn that has what she is talking about. either ask her to show you or if she doesn't know porn then you just start looking at porn that will have the things she suggest you do. you can also use that opportunity to just randomly look at porn with her while pretending the be getting help from her on this. laugh about it and make jokes. eventually she'll be relaxed about looking at porn with you. then keep probing about sex and see what she likes. when you find something she really likes, say something like "wow that's really hot. i better leave before i get too turned on", then just look at her. reach out and touch her and go from there.

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you really have never come into contact with a female before have you

>Super radical feminist
>probably has hairy body
>likely smells like a man who hasn't showered in weeks

OP, you sure you're not gay?

It would be the cleanest and best pleasure.

what are you talking about? this is a great plan actually. where are the flaws? op is setting a high bar asking to fuck his sister which is pretty rare. all strategies here may sound far fetched or risky, but that's what he's aiming for.

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Check my dubs

FYI women can NOT compartmentalize sex like men can so be prepared for a massive, ugly fallout. I fucked my cousin a few times and it got SUPER ugly and I was paranoid as fuck.

10/10 would recommend

You’re my perfect_buddy_ga

Agreed, it's better than what I'm already doing. As a bonus it gives me a somewhat understandable reason to get hard around her. I'm decently large (not huge but above average) so maybe it'll impress

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Your only realistic chance at this is rape, you know that right user? Your feminist sister will not willingly allow you to get intimate.

I did my time. I'm a changed man. If you'd like to talk about it, let's meet qt3.14. Are your parents home?

yeah you can switch it up. maybe don't ask about advice for girls. maybe find some insane porn clips, then come in laughing and say "check this out hahaha", if she thinks it's funny keep searching for more. try searching efukt for massive porn fails. the guy that breaks his dick while getting fucked for example. the point is you want to get her think about sex around you, then when she's vulnerable, make a quick move.

>sister
>she's a feminist
>worried about getting me too'd

why are you even thinking about this. go jerk off and clear your head

Hehe no! Come on over, I just made some sweet tea!

How did it get ugly? Tell us your story

this will NEVER end well and the sooner you can force this out of your mind, the better. i think instead of jerking off which can lead you to continue to fantasize about the incest you should stop completely. it’ll take a week or 2 and it’ll be difficult but eventually your degeneracy will taper away. it can always come back and it comes back quick and hard so be careful.

Set up a hidden camera and then rape her. Threaten to share the footage unless she becomes your sex slave. There you go OP.

>ITT: inbred americans

Bruv you got kik?

Yo, why don't you come ousside? Just come ousside so I feel better about dis. Yo, let's go for a drive. Yo, you ain't a cop, right? You gotta tell me if you a cop, yo.

>Sister is bothering to wear fewer and fewer layers as the quarantine progresses

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that's some hairy armpits unless that you dressed as a girl and it's pretty cute

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Play a drinking game #quarantinewhynot

If you can't lower her imabhition enough and give her a scape got the booze for doing dumb shit you might as well as do a moment of clarity jerk and see of she wants to play some video games or something

No! I’m not a cop! I’m just putting clothes in the dryer! Come on in!

Just let her 'catch' you jerking it by 'accident' a few times. Either she'll get the hint or you can just freely masturbate around her. She may want to join in at some point or be repulsed. Take it slow and build things up. Don't be forceful and don't try to speed things. You have to go slow with this kind of stuff.

Yeah, drop yours and I'll hit you up

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I can't think of a way to rape her without her ratting.

That literally just creates evidence

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Wear loose clothing like gym shorts or sweat pants and free ball so your erection is more visible,if you catch her glancing at your dick then you know she is interested in your dick.Try to cuddle a lot more than usual and if you have enough balls try to get caught jacking off even if it's with your clothes on because that will put a lot of dirty images on her head but whatever you do do not listen to people giving you the rape advise.

Is that her?

dude she is presenting right there... go for it!

She is really cute op, keep going for it, I would.
Can you post a few requests of her for me? Do you have any more like your first post where we can see her armpit hair?
And anything more revealing?

OP, listen to me. No matter what all these fucking idiots tell you. Don't try to fuck your sister. If you do, here's what's gonna happen.
She's gonna say no (of fucking course)
She's gonna tell your family/parents
They're going to lose their shit, kick you out, disown you
Everyone will find out
It will ruin your life and your relationship with your family.
Given she's your older sis I take it that you're hs age. I remember how tough it was, but I promise it'll get better. In adult life you'll have plenty of sex with plenty of girls. Everyone says they're fucking in highschool but they really aren't, like 60% of people graduate hs as virgins

Don't do it OP

It fucked her in the head and I was always worried she would tell someone. I removed myself from the family "just in case" in all reality she was so drunk most of the time I don't even think she knew it was me.

Wow yeah that's the worst advice I've ever seen

you being a lot younger then her is a big issue likely.. unless she is the one in 10 of girls that actually like little boys.
wrestle with her playfully sometimes and see how far you can take it without her being weirded out.

this tbqh

you can just tell her straight up that you have feelings for her and ask her to keep it confidential. she will inevitably not return your feelings, but if she cares for you at all as a person she won't get you disowned or whatever. at least in this case your rejection out in the open and you can move on, which short of just not telling her anything is the least disastrous outcome

show more of her socks.

her having to be blackout drunk in order to fuck you is probably why it didn't work out for you.

You pussy niggers make me sick

>Wear loose clothing
>free ball
>catch her glancing
This is all you really gotta do but you GOTTA call her out when you catch her staring. "what're you looking at?" in playful/casual tone like you think its funny, be flirtatious about it, you'll catch her a few times, after the first few just give her a look every time you catch her looking that says "i see you looking but I'm good with it." Try to get time outside with her too, back porch late at night getting fresh air, shit like that
Godspeed

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