User’s ice-cream van is here

Good choice user, that’ll be £2.20 please

I think we have some in the back, let me check

I'm gonna go for soft serve, no cone, no cup. The calories are in the containers.

Sorry user we are all out of Noggers, would you like something else?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THAT'S TOO MUCH MONEY I WANT A DISCOUNTT

You’re in luck user, I only have 1 box left - that’ll be £3.50 please

Ok, ok user calm down. Today we have a special 2-4-1 deal on piss flavoured lollies

just refund it.

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I only have this crumpled 5$ bill, will that be ok?

BUT I ONLY WANT ONE PISS ICECREM!
I DON'T WANT TWO ICREAM

Are any of the girls from my last class into me?

No refunds I’m afraid user, I can do you a 50% off voucher for your next purchase?

Any that im also into?

Asking again

Ok user, ok, 1 piss flavoured ice cream for £1.75 - but don’t tell the others

emmmmm... then I would like a piss flavour ice cream with extra piss'n shit, plz.

I believe so user, but don’t get distracted by girls right now, it’s time to study

hmm okay thanks,here you have the moni

Good choice user, that will be £2.55 then please

Enjoy user, see you again soon!

Thanks, brother! This should cover it.

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Thank you user! I’ll be sure to save the others in the box for you - see you again soon user! Enjoy!

heve u go. /--OwO--/

hey,i'm also interested in this

it’s been a busy day today! Thanks anons! Anymore orders?

Thanks user! Enjoy! I added extra piss-n-shiz for nothing, but if you want more, just come back and see me and I’ll add some more! Enjoy user!

Yeah OP,I think I want to check your van

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two scoops butter pecan in a waffle cone please and thank you user

Hello officer! That’s fine there’s nothi...*SHUT THE FUCK UP*...nothing in the back of my truck!

Hello sir, I am the health inspector. Tell me, do you have a license to serve these children? There's been some rumours that you touch your willie before serving ice cream and we'll have to take some swabs to ensure no traces of fecal matter, urine or sperm above the health code is found in your mobile establishment.

Lovely choice user! I’ll make you think whilst the nice officer checks my van, that’ll be £2.00 please

Hello sir! I have sold some piss flavoured ice creams today, but honestly everything was above board, no fecal matter anywhere. And if I do, I only use organic and gluten-free fecal and urine. Hope that all checks out inspector, can I get you an icecream on the house?

Can I get you an ice cream whilst you work officer?

Any sauce with that user?

hm,piss and shit ice cream,kids in the back,blood everywhere,hmm...
Seems like everything is in order OP,you can continue on your way!

No thanks,i'll be going now

Glad to know that. Why yes please, could you perhaps add some of that non-dairy yellow drizzle I saw you gave that policeman. It looked absolutely delectable. You have to watch out though I cannot help but think you're attracting all this attention to yourself due to that dark beard of yours. Are you a muslim perhaps? Maybe a jew?

Thank you inspector have an ice cream with extra special sauce to cool you down ! No charge

gimme one of them little strawberry shortcake bars them bitches is bitchin

ok i’ll wait

ok so 2 euro hmmmm ... got change for a fiver??

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Gimme a scoop of pralines-n-cream on a cake cone with a classic ice cream sandwich on the side please

Here you go user! Enjoy the extra sauce!

There you go user that’s £3.00 change - enjoy! See you again soon!

I'd like some Hitler brand ice cream please. Two scoops and a Flake.

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Mmm! Free sauce, so definitely not jewish...

I know I’ve got some here somewhere...ah here they are! Just the one user? That’ll be £1.99 please user

Great choice user! With the extra ice cream sandwich, that’ll be £4.25 - won’t be a moment

thanks user it was so delicious

Ayo...
mista aise kreem man *smacks lips* gimme dat aise lolli, aint got no dullahs but got mah foodstamp rite here see. gimme dat lolly wit a packet of skittles or i'll smoke yoo fool. i aint playin nigger da whyte man he be keepin us down mayne

I’d like a strawberry ice cream bar please.

I’m all out of Hilter ice creams at the moment user - I have more on order, I do have either a Mussolini, Hussein or Pol Pot ice creams - would you like one of them?

Good afternoon user! No problem at all, I know your mama, and know that you’re a good boy, and she’ll pay me later - here you go user - enjoy!

I’ve just fished there out for another user, I’ve got 1 left - that’ll be £1.99 please user!

I'll have an Alaskan pipeline please

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i don't have any cash. what's your diaper policy?

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Where did you get these pictures from the inside of my van user?

Good afternoon sir, I heard ya'll be sellin to some niggers down in these parts. Ya knows us folks don't take kindly to those libtarded fellas and their ideologies. I hope you won't be playin game in this here huwhite neighborhood of ours. We have our kids playin out in the streets til sunset and we don't want no business peeple rockin' our here boat of the community by servin' to jungle bunnies, jigaboos and all'sorts or else we'd have to get the sheriff over here. Here, take this white hooded robe as a sign of protection and as a friend to our safe community.

Thank you user! I cannot accept a gift for free, please accept this Zoom rocket ice lolly as a token of our new friendship! - enjoy user! Thanks again!

Can I get ummmmmm.... Ummmmm... Hmmm... Mint with chocolate chips please?

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oh wow how lucky i’ll have it then here’s 2 euro

My favourite user! That’ll be £2.10 please user! Would you like any sauce with that?

Thanks user! I’ll give the 1p change to the local dog charity! Enjoy! See you soon!