Virus has me stressed, just crushed two 9.5% craft beers and smoked 3 bowls, going into work at 6...

Do a fourth

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Peppermint schnapps in coffee. Tastes amazing and gives you a caffeine boost. Or just sober up with some cocaine if you have it

Suck dick because I'm OP, read the rules

Nah I do maintenance at Target

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checking myself
forgot to post an image
6/??

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Yeah maybe don't go in today

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Burn the heretic

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Why? I might need to install the plexiglass barriers in the checklanes. They could arrive any day, that's important
7/??

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Nigger faggot

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This was me when I tried to fuck a trap off tinder. Mistake

Fucking lost

Okay, how many heavy tools/machines does your job require then? Just me having sympathy for any accidents that may occur

The fuck take it nigger! Why r u here still?

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Do you fuck with the self checkouts there out of curiosity?

Lol, I work for Target as well. HQ.

Drink 80% vodka you dingus and stop being a fag.

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Superstitious, foolish boy. You should never have responded. In 6 months your mother will develop inoperable, terminal lymphoma. Enjoy your remaining time with her.

Don't worry fam.

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Yeah bro crush that brewskie bro

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i lost

Man, the fuck you at? You clock in already? lol - Probably a good chance I've talked to you. Used to work with PML's all the time.

Anyway... here’s wonder wall

Thinking 40 proof spirits are bad ass because you’re too young to remember when mid shelf was 50 before LVHM started watering everything down so they could make more money.

Rum and liquors are the way to go man. Or whiskey if today's the day you tell boss what you're really thinking

I did bro
New Jersey
Noice

8/??

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9/??
Traps are gay just sayin

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Would be better if they didn't put quotation marks on hundreds

You posted cringe

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uff

Look, children, that is the exact moment when a goodish YLYL thread became infected by a terrible nasty virus and its early death became inevitable.

And THIS is the point where the thread's lungs began to fail.

>poetry slam
Wow you’re references are about 20 years out of date, champ...

I agree. I did that a couple of weeks ago. Got whiskey’d up and went to work looking for trouble.
It felt quiet liberating to do it.
A few weeks later though and I’m out of work, living off savings and drinking very cheap liquor. Don’t know if it was the right call but my boss’s face when I called him a pedo will be a cherished memory

*you'vst're're're's

Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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LOST!

fuck you motherfucker! REPORTED

>true story
I call bullshit

Holy fuck its summer boys

LOL IM CRYING SO HARD! YOU ARE SO FUNNY XD I HOPE THAT STORY IS TRUE, YOUR DAD IS THE BEST LMFAOROFL! I WISH I COULD GET TO KNOW YOU BOTH, WE CAN BE FRIEND AND HANGOUT ANYTIME! I WANT YOU TO TEACH ME HOW TO BE FUNNY :3 thank you, you made my day the best, i almost woke my parents up at 7 in morning because i'm laughing so very very very the hardest! We can be best friend! Im going to tell my mommy about u when she is awake! :D

basically corona kids off from school

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do a couple more, 9'5% is just water

something so depicable you even get paid for, work can't be never good

lost to this fucking dad joke

"Miss Frodo, What do you mean urrk-hai are just peaceful and misunderstood? They rape and murder, s'all they do- Why am I a bigot Miss Frodo? I don't understand!"

>Virus has me stressed, just crushed two 9.5% craft beers and smoked 3 bowls, going into work at 6. Do I crush a third beer?
>YLYL thread

Ever since the virus started, the FBI has been secretly monitoring pothead activity. You are being watched as we speak.