Ask a 25 year old incel Yas Forums-addict anything

I don't know lol. That's a good question.

when u not finna be lookin liyk my mans count dankula breh

Yes. But it's too risky I think.

Because that's fucked up.

I've heard that before. I guess I just need the piercings and gauges, right?

Jesus trim the fucking beard

>25
x

how big is ur cock

Nah. Too lazy.
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Average

"average" LUL i asked for the actual size faggot

5 1/2 inches hard

Can we be friends?

Sure lol.

what makes you an incel

What the fuck is that?

i'm pressing x to doubt

Does it ever get lonely being a NEET? Will you ever find your own Misaki?

My inability to get laid makes me an incel. Except the difference between me and most incels, is that I don't go around bitching about women and blaming women for my fuckup. I recognize that it's not their fault that I'm ugly and weird lol.
NEET = Not in Education, Employment, or Training. Basically, I live with my parents and have no job.
Well then you're wrong. How old do you think I am?

Timestamp?
And tits or gtfo

Yes it does. I do have plenty of male friends, I just wish I had a girlfriend. But as we all know... No woman wants a guy who's unemployed lol.

You can prostitutes online. I’m divorced, and I use them. I’m too busy to date, and too old to go to hook up bars and shit like that. I’ll gladly pay a couple hundred dollars to fuck a literal 10, than wasting time. It would probably just cost as much anyway, one way or another.

Braun Strowman is that you?

Interesting. I'll look into it.

Nope. Just a spergy NEET :)

user, I can pretend to be a girl for you.

why do you think you have anything of value to add here. you are the stereotype. we're also incel Yas Forums-addicts, retard

Why don’t you have a job?

Lots of younger guys live with their parents well into their 20’s this day and age. It’s not as shameful now as when I was your age.

However, there’s no excuse for not having a job? I honestly don’t think I could live with myself. Don’t you have any pride?

Ehhhhh I don't know about that... Maybe if I'm drunk enough
I don't have anything of value to add. I'm bored and just want to answer questions.

Tbh I'm scared about getting one lol. I have extremely bad social anxiety.

Timestamp

Pathetic. Why don’t you try acting like a man?

You disgust me.

how does inability to get laid shorten to incel?
while also a NEET at 25, girlfriends are an 'alright' feel, its too variable. lol

What's your daily routine?

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think you'll ever change? or are you just gonna kill yourself before you have to

I really don't know man. Lots of self-hatred I guess.
Yes I do want a girlfriend... Badly.
Get up at like 10 or 11. Eat breakfast. Hop on the computer. Watch YouTube videos/play video games throughout the day. Jerk off a couple times. Eat dinner. Go back to gaming. Then go to bed. Repeat.

Would you be alright with your face in my sketchbooks

Sure lol. Mind if I ask why though?

I dunno man. I hope I can change. And I def don't wana kill myself. I think eventually it will reach a breaking point where I force myself to get out of this rut. But who the fuck knows.

well as someone who doesnt know you at all i think the fact that you hope you can change and that you think you'll hit a breaking point means that there is hope for you at some point. you have the drive somewhere, good luck fag

Thanks user

I love how sad you look. You’ll be sketched out appropriately, don’t worry.

Haha. I wish I could see it.

Ever questioned your sexuality?

do you have any hobbies

user, I hope that everything has been going well for you. I love you

Ever sucked a dick?

Honestly I'd probably fuck a trap. But that's about it.
Just gaming and watching political stuff on YouTube.

Thanks buddy

What country are you from?

Looks like we’re going to have to fuck

I'm American.

Your aesthetics are okay, so why are you an incel?

would you cuddle with another straight incel?
ASKING FOR A FRIEND

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I have a lot of social anxiety and have never asked a girl out. Never been approached by women either. I'm very shy. I truly believe that I am not good enough for any woman.
Fuck yes!

Social anxiety? Then you better be good at math and become and accountant you faggot

no homo, annon.

I was hoping Andrew Yang would be our next president so I could collect my NEET bucks lol. But oh well. Guess I'll have to get a job at a fucking restaurant somewhere or something. My parents are pretty chill and pay for a lot of my bills, though.

>never asked a girl out
YOU
ARE
A
VOLCEL

YOU DO NOT TRY SO YOU DO NOT GET ANYTHING. THAT IS NOT INVOLUNTARY. THAT'S THE KIND OF MINDSET ELLIOT RODGER HAD

Post it fagget

Np, user. I wish that I could give you something

Ewwwwww... Please don't compare me to that guy. I'm not a misogynist like he was lol.