W-welcome back to "Cooking through the Apocolypse", maid edition!

you suck

You might be running yourself thin here. These steps have identical instructions.

kys

It w-wasn't really necessary to split it into two videos, but I did

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Thanks for including a slow cooker recipe

I d-did it on advice from anons

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Im already hooked. When is the next session or whatever

it's a great time to be utilizing them! slow cookers are super useful.

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T-tomorrow

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I l-love to set it and forget it in the morning, and t-then realize it's 7 and I h-have a delicious meal all ready to go!

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do these happen at the same time every day? first time seeing them, and im already in love.

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I'm here feed me

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Oh for fucks sake I wished you committed suicide.
Why can't you just fucking DIE?

I'd like to do you one a day

oh god

Can you add the required cooking utensils to this step in the future? It's annoying to see something tasty only to realize six posts in that I can't cook it because I don't have an oven, or slow cooker, or whatnot.

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did you cum?

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I d-do them every day at 7 or 8 PM EST

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so good for soups and chilis, too! all-day simmers are so good at building flavors.
the OP post says it requires a crock pot

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>In this step, we are going to cut up the steak into pieces that will be easy to eat later~

Those pieces are still large enough to choke on.

That just means you gotta get used to bigger meats going into your mouth.
It's not that I can't afford one, it's that I don't have a lot of room so I don't want stuff that I don't actually use regulary.

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Can i use a pressure cooker?

Nice to see something wholesome in a sea of pornography that this board has become.

ooh, what cuts of meat are you using? i know you said low quality, but a ny strip is very different from some extra fatty sirloin

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T-they are good for a nice bite

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I love your wholesome threads
I blow thick sticky wads of jizz over you and still feel good afterwards

I'm not too familiar with them, but I'm sure it's one of those recipes that will take some adaptation to make work!

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you cook like shit haha
sorry

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In this step, we are going to add the garlic powder and onion to the mix!

Sprinkle some of each onto the steak and try not to use too much onion or it will overpower everything in the stew.
voca.ro/3OV0hAcOqAW

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can i crush some fresh garlic and dice fresh onion to throw in the stew instead?

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>You s-should use it regularly!
That sounds like a lot of work requiring a lot of motivation that I definitly don't have.
I mean I barely use the saucepans I have, why add more?

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Yo Alice, where you been? I feel like I haven’t seen you in forever
I miss the celty mask

Also pls drop nudes

Alice3D is a burden on our society. '''She''' is a dirty whore, an organ-trafficker, and a scammer. Alice3D bribes the Yas Forums moderation team to disregard her and her orbiters' posts, and to ban anyone who dares to say the truth. Alice3D's threads usually go like this: Alice opens her threads with a nice message, to lure innocent Anons into joining the discussion. These Anons then tell Alice3D about their problems, who, in turn, offers to help. Alice then emails the victim, asking him (or her) for his (or her) personal details. After these details are given, Alice attempts to blackmail her victim into paying her money. If the victim refuses, she doxxes him (or her) and spams his (or her) personal information throughout the Internet. When her victims comply to her demands, she uses their money to purchase child organs from the black market. She then sells said organs for a higher price on Amazon and uses her profits to bribe the Janitors and Moderators, and to expand her organ-trafficking empire.

Alice is Jewish, and she does not attempt to hide it. In a discord message sent to researcher "Korbo", she admits to be Jewish. She also confesses her sins, but shows no remorse.

I liked the 4th of July edition where you were in a swimsuit.

Saved your voice. I will cum to it tonight :)

this is just silly. You can't sell organs on Amazon. This whole post is just so fucking out there, holy shit. what is wrong w/ u my dude

It's a dude

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T-that sounds very sad.

Feel free

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Damn it, I wanna cum
Acknowledge my lust senpai!!

Are you disproportionate because you were kept in a cage and stunted as a child?

I've b-been posting daily since the pandemic

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We take that well seasoned steak and put that right on top of the potatoes!

Easy as that.
voca.ro/aE1gYH53koY

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my favorite spice! ground italian!

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Can you tell Louise to come out and play? I miss her

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Unfortunately Alice2 doesn't know how spices work

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hahah!

Pour the broth that I mentioned over the steak and potatoes~

If you need a little more feel free to pour some in to cover all the yummy ingredients.
voca.ro/h63c0XjobDI

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>ground italian!

You shouldn't do that to Italians. It can't be good for them.

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They're dying anyways, whatever.

How many cocks did you have to smoke to get the jannies to leave your threads alone?

I used the chicken variant of that stuff when I made udon before! I wasn't sure how it would be, but it seems pretty good.
don't remind me it should have been vegetable instead of chicken.
I'm going to tell them to go to their room! it's a good time to do that anyway!

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I g-get banned every day

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Oh so you're ban evading. Good to know.

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I f-find it better than other alternatives

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Season the board not the meat ffs

W-why?

>he isn't banned

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she

fake repost
timestamp your next one

Seasons the meat better

the sign says 4-6, how should we know for our own recipes?

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No t-thank you

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I know. :)
Reply to me babe uwu

The mods shall be informed

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I'm not sure if it's up there with homemade stock, but that's not something I just have a fridge full of

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Louise come out come out where ever you are

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It's a b-bit hard to just HAVE on hand if you h-haven't made a big meal recently.

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Hi Alice, I'm the guy who made the kratom joke the last time you showed up.. you poured me Chai tea.. how're you doing..? Feeling well?

I've been having such a hard time with asthma this thread. It wouldn't be so bad if you wouldn't take my breath away