Hi Yas Forums

You take after me very much, son. You'll make a woman very happy one day

>I'm straight but I wanna share my naked ass online.
Just put on your cage and post you riding a dildo already so I can get off.

i hope so dad
i dont have a dildo or a cage though

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Don't listen to him, kiddo. If you truly are a straight man, you'll use an autoblow 2 or even better, a real woman. Now go out and make me grandbabies

Would suck, would fuck, would keep. Where u at?

autoblow 2?
the great state of texas

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Damn, thats nice actually
Im straight but id fuck that arse

It's an automated Fleshlight

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Nearest city?

If you were straight you would not be posting your ass faggot

Nah. Pricey disappointment

thanks :)
if somebody bought me one id probably use it
austin
or would I?

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We need face. You can be artistic and post an eye or a smile.

Damn you got some rump roast I'd pound that into ground beef and serve up sloppy joes with me and my niggas.

what workouts do you do to get such a round ass, or did it just come that way?

Post your boy feets uwu

>claims to be straight
>Hairless body
>Posting girlish ass
Come on user you're a little bitch faggot
Now go get some panties and stockings then see how far down the rabbit hole you go.
My money is on being a sissy hooker by the 4th of July.

>posts 7 year old pic

cant post face, sorry
oh damn, sloppy joes are great
just came this way though I'd like to say I worked for it
not my fault im pretty light haired!
hey the first photo was from this year >

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If you dresses like a girl I would fuck you

You know that's nature's way of saying you're not meant to be a man right? So quite stalling and give in to being a good slut and dress up already. This game of playing an in denial twink is getting old fast.

why aren't you gay?

do you have an exhibitionism fetish or something?

>austin
Alex?

but if I wore nothing...?
I like being a man
I do have an exhibitionism fetish
:O

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f here. lets see that asshole, would peg the absolute fuck out of you

7-10?

Your mother is named after a small town in New Mexico

why you being so creepy user

Chicago
At home

Because you shouldn't be here, doing this

uh what?

i'm not OP, but your point probably stands for literally everyone on this website

Yea just wait till you find the trill of wearing panties and girly clothes then get your p spot stimulated. The bitch switch will be flipped and you'll never go back. But keep posting your ass and stay in denial, you're only delaying the inevitable by continuing your current behavior.

Alex, you’re pretty hot.

i kinda always was intrigued by pegging... i hear prostate orgasms are amazing and make you cum hard
7-10?

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Did Katya take that pic?

>pegging
Let's get back to that

i actually wore something like that once but they were the wrong size (somebody else bought them for me)

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so I have one pic of me face down ass up
should I post it?

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Oh yeah. And how about on your back, fucking the air?

my ass looks like this and im a straight guy. do you make any money off posting ass pics? if its worth i might do it too

as promised
ive been offered money to let guys do stuff to me but have always turned it down
feels strange to have somebody pay me to let them blow me

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Please continue

not true. i'm straight too and sometimes i post my ass

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ok
see? i'm not alone

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>see? i'm not alone
In these pics you are :(
Wish I could fix that.

I'd wanna fuck that

imgur.com/BISHlhx

:(
is that so?

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hmm.... do I or do I not post a cumshot in this thread

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Please

hope this satisfies

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I want your straight butt to smother me OP

Oh, are you the virgin?