I had fun with the previous one so fuck it. Pizza delivery guy here. AMA

I had fun with the previous one so fuck it. Pizza delivery guy here. AMA

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Chain or local shop? What's your favorite kind of pizza?

Do you feel like getting a pizza delivered is safe? Referring to the Hong Kong Fluey

What is your job

It’s a chain. Almost worked for a shop but wanted to get more money from a bigger company

We take precautions as to delivering. Like sanitizing then bag, washing hands, staying about 6 feet from the customers, stuff like that. So I’m not afraid as long as I stay sanitized

Also pepperoni is king

Spreading love and joy by consumable products while they are in quarantine

How many golf balls can you fit up your ass at once?

Do you ever fuck with their pizzas if they are assholes and don't tip?

As much as I would like to, I do not. Don’t want to get in trouble with corporate and I’m not sure about the legality of fucking someone’s order that they paid for

Have never tried it before. Probably just 1

Ever delivered to someones house and been flashed by them?

You ever had a disaster, like dropped a full order and irreparably destroy it?

Nope. Though I’m not sure if anyone would, since I’m very unattractive. Wouldn’t mind it from a female customer though

As of now no. And that’s one of my biggest fears. I’m afraid that I’ll trip and it’ll land on the grass.

Have you fucked a guy in the butt with your penis ? If so , what did it feel like ?

>not gay ,just asking

Nope and I doubt I will. I’m straight so I don’t like guy asses.

That answer was actully pretty gay

>I cummed

Are you good at eating pussy?

I work for pizza hut. Chilliest job I've had so far

Never had it yet. But I do eat a lot so perhaps that skill will come in handy

>Never had pussy
Post a pic of yourself and I will tell you why. Femanon here

How obese are you tubs?

Please answer in number of pounds over 275

>femanon here

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Cheese

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Sorry don’t feel comfortable posting a pic of myself on the internet. But I know exactly why I don’t get some don’t worry

I’m not exactly obese, just pretty chubby. I think like 230lbs or something. Doesn’t help that gums are closed

*gyms

I applied there once since it’s close to my house, but they never got back to me :(

Top 3 topping combinations

do you like your own shop's pizza or do you prefer one of the other competing shops?
also does pineapple belong on pizza?

Pepperoni, Bacon, Chicken. Which is something we offer.

I actually do enjoy my shop’s pizza. It’s probably one of, if not my favorite pizza. And fuck no it does not. Waayy too sweet for my precious pizza

Different user here.
Ham and pineapple is good. But have you ever had pepperoni, green pepper, and pineapple?

Sweet with a spicy kick.

No but sounds interesting. I’m a bit weary of trying something new in case I don’t like it

Check your local pizza shops. Every now and then they have a special or a rewards program and you can just pick one up super cheap, or get a half and half if you're that worried.

can u deliber me a pzza pls i gut no cash tho

I’m sorry young one, but I need the monies

What do you do for a living

Spreading love and joy by consumable products while they are in quarantine

how much do you make a month?

worst customer story?

CHEESE PIZZA OHNO LMAO

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Ok thanks

On a good month, probably like 1000-2000 dollars.

Delivered a Karen working in a senior care center. Complained that I delivered too early and snatched the receipt from my hand. Not too mention had a condescending attitude

>delivered too early
when is that a bad thing? unless it's like 0.5h-1h early I don't see why that's a problem

Your gums are never closed

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I was literally like 15 minutes early. Not my fault I want the seniors to eat during this time.

You know it

Do you wish you were working as something else? or are you happy with your current living state?

I mean it’s alright. Not what I want to do as a career, but it’s a start

what would you rather be doing?

I’m going to an online college for game design. Delivery is mostly just to pay for it and food for my family

Ever deliver and just have a full on naked person answer the door?

do u lick the pizza before delivering it?

Nope. Have delivered to crack heads before but never a nude person. Though if it’s a female customer I would not complain

That would be tampering with the food, so that would not be a good look for the store

>Crack heads
Tell us crackhead stories, I love me some crackhead encounters.

You’re kidnapped at gun point. Your mom and dad are in a room with the 10 dudes that took you. They tell you that you either have to blow your dad or fuck your mom in the ass. Bullet to the dome if you refuse. Which, pizza boy, do you choose?

were there any points where you wanted to throw the pizza in customers faces?

You should write down the address to houses that don’t tip then go fuck them up when you get off

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