TOWER THREAD. there is no Top, there is no Bottom. OUTSIDE DOES NOT EXIST. management bless this tower. office 35...

TOWER THREAD. there is no Top, there is no Bottom. OUTSIDE DOES NOT EXIST. management bless this tower. office 35,suite 155,floor 3424.

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COMPLY CITIZEN.

Gentle reminder that the elevator operators are a volunteer service. tipping is mandatory and enforced by shotgun.

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Janitorial team has been dispatched to clean ammonia anhydrous spill on floor 34645

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Thanks for the future scp op

Reminder that it is enchilada monday in the mess hall on floors 56345, 45646,12342,3353,and 35555-39999

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I did not make this, my own twist on the old Bloc threads that made the rounds last year.

due to a scheduling error, feline fuck fest 589476 has been moved from this Friday to next Sunday, those unable to attend will be granted a conditional refund.

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What are you guys doing to distract yourself from the fact we cant go more than one floor up or down due to the quarantine

mostly fucking the local sluts on floor 66443.

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>Using the elevators
Lazy fuck
I was so hyped for enchilada Monday and I cant go

shame. wanna go halves on a bottle of rot gut and watch the rat fights?

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You live on floor 66443? Whats it like? Never been there

bunch of twenty year olds who just got their first taste of freedom to thirty year old burn outs who didn't know when to quit partying.I make good money running a make shift bar.

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Sure. I can bring some of theese bad boys i have stored in my bedroom

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fuck I spilled a glass of milk. Need clean up at floor 1 135 438 510.

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SUCTION SQUAD INBOUND.

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>floor 1
Yeah nobody has the balls to go there

>1135438510

can't tell if that is candy or poison, either way, gonna be hammered to the tits tonight.

Sorry, I forgot about the new number standard. I guess it was obvious you live above the 999 182 991st floor if you have a floor server to spill milk on

I keep receiving mail for suite 565655 and I'm suite 656555. Wat do?

>Candy or poison
Its homegrown sunflower. Before the Building was made I lived in a slavic country and these were quite common

putting parsley on top of your meal doesn't make it more gourmet, especially when it is as out of place as it is on this meal; had you diced it fresh that *MIGHT* have been a little better but the plating, the pairing,... it's all wrong

visual score: 1/10 ( only because it was served on a plate at all )
taste score: not available

>Before the Building was made
you still believe in fairy tales?

Fine, spend your hard earned canteen coin somewhere else.

Open it and send us pics

if it's porn, keep it or sell it.
if it is spam, burn it.

guys who let the minotaur on floor 450 out again

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Wanna come have a drink with me on the rooftop, user?

do you have any idea how hard it is to get good quality spank material in the tower these days. management reduced us to 50 printing floors for a 20 million+ floor tower. the only photocopiers you can get are grainy old black and white ones, or an actual photo taken on a heckler and kroft my first instaprint. that is just as black and white and grainy. a high res, full color porno mag is a treasure, even if it some niche fetish shit.

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there is no roof, only more floors, we can get wasted in a supply closet. I got some old grainy comics.

Shit dude, my bad. I was in the way to floor 160,847 to see grandma and I might have made a little fuckup. Just call Bob to handle it this time.

give him some of last weeks chili, that'll put his ass to sleep.

I am not paying rent tomorrow unless you repair the communal bathrooms on Floor 257. The shitters are flooding the hallway!

>Windows
Obvious photoshop

>he doesnt know you can just not pay rent and scare your landlord away by swinging a pipe

>r the communal bathrooms on Floor 257. The shitters are flooding the hallway!

who the eff pays rent? my family hasn't paid rent in 8 generations. rent don't do nothing

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> Anonymous 03/30/20(Mon)14:45:53 No.824030292▶
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>>Windows
>Obvious photoshop
big rectangular lights.

there's a reputable asian bistro on the 28th floor by the nail salon, i'll take my chances there...

how do i get out of floor -35 ???????????

HELP

28th floor. that's a long way down. few ever return going below floor 100

This is why the bathrooms will never get fixed

Obvious bait there is no internet conection there

Guys! I found the way to the

This is an old meme on this site. I’m glad someone is continuing it

Fix them yourself brainlet

Talk to the nearest civil inspector, those fuckers with the charcoal-grey overalls. They must still be down there because of the recent rat infestation. But be careful, don't tell them how you got there, most of the ways are forbidden paths

>rat infestation
>recent

Management,
Will you please quit moving me to floors ending in the funny sex number? It wasn't funny 69,000 floors down, nor 6,900 floors below that.
-Bums Brimming, Floor 696,969 #208-A

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FORCEFUL REMINDER, homosexuals and transgenders are NOT EXEMPT from genetic supply service (GSS) if you have a needed gene, you will be forced to proved sperm samples and encouraged to impregnate.

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Bet you never been on level 34 here.

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Bogwine Barry has a special deal for YOU!

pure grain alcohol has been marked down by 45% to move old stock and to make room for new products.

only on floor 453557 suite 564

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Guys I've been held up in floor 2131 for a week now and I keep hearing airplanes, what the fuck is going on outside?

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there is no outside, you're just hallucinating, drink your alcohol.

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:::FLOOR 2664 A HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH FLOOR 2664 B FOR NOW:::

REASON THE INCONVENIENCE IS CURRENTLY NOT KNOWN

> He hasn't heard the rumors

quad roomers dont take note of trips (´༎ຶ۝༎ຶ)

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Not so loud! They are listening. I know a safe place down on floor 1531, I can show you something

good luck if you live under floor 9964

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my neighbor has been listening to porn at FULL VOLUME for at least three days now

i have kids who are asking me questions about the animal sounds that are peppered throughout the day...

floor 592 2082West-A

Probably loud neighbors

i fucking warned you retards

floor 3345 is no more
end of discussion

put in a pestilence removal request. get a shotgun and blow his brains out if you can't settle things civilly.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

ATTENTION ALL RESIDENTS, ALL CLASSES

The rumors circulating that levels 1-170 have been taken over by surface animals are FALSE. There are no surface animals left. Do not worry.

Do what the slavic race from the fairy tales do. Put carpets on the walls. It muffles the sound

i filled out a PR392-B short form and dropped it in the floor managers box but i haven't seen that guy in years...

I locked my self out, and its 5 days since I called the locksmith
wat do

I am having a birthday party on floor 5043.
Bring viagra and sex dolls

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Obviously not

Maintenance Announcement:

Attention Citizens,

due to an unforeseen large amount of new citizens arriving from upper floors, citizens in the floors 1873 to 2453 are advised to gather their personal items and prepare for transit.
Civil inspectors will be participating, authorised to use lethal force if necessary.

-Maintenance