I think I could kill a large dog with my bare hands. a grown man is way stronger than a dog

That's not even slightly in the same realm of thought as to why they use canine units. I'm sorry your family has been burdened by someone who is mentally retarded

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with enough adrenaline

Oliver Richters could kick that dog to death

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tough words coming from someone who wants to kill a dog. What do your parents do when you enter the room? Do they cry or do they just shake their heads in disappointment?

yes, a pitbull would probably be the toughest, but assuming it doesnt get me on the ground i'd gouge out the eyes and stomp on its neck and break it with shear force

I'm not even jacked and I still think I could, I am a little stronger than average but I don't work out or anything

no dog could

and then what?

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Dude, he's an ACTOR

>No dog could
Seriously? No dog?

we all could if soy didnt exist

There's an easy way to do this

Kick the dog in the head when it runs at you. That will hurt, but if strong enough it'll be confused and distracted for a second. Quick push its head to the ground, then move the center of your body behind it, still holding its head down. Thrust into its ass to assert dominance. It will soon stop struggling and know its place as a dog

Sure if dog is small. If it is a molosser like the op pic, dream on.

You can.
I don't know about a pitbull, but I killed a junkyard rottweiler as a skinny stick figure 16 year old who never exercised.
People often vastly underestimate themselves physically, and it makes them cower instead of fighting back.

lay on the ground. let it attack grab front paws and push apart as hard and fast as you can... next thing you will be looking at will be a meat-stick. jump a few times on its head. godspeed user.

and then we skullfuck it while we do the chachacha with our huge dog killing man muscles

how would you gouge out its eyes? its not just gonna sit there while you do it, its gonna bite youre hands and arm if you tried which would make you bleed a lot and would probably make you stop. the only way I can see you killing it is if you catch it sleeping and stomp it to the point where its unconcious

Probably, depends on you, the type of dog and the tactics you use.
I know a lot about animals and martial arts and I would suggest tons of kicking to start off with followed by multiple slams assuming he isn't attached to your neck.
Punching probably won't get you very far unless you are breaking ribs and attack dogs might not even react to it

lol just bite the dog. he'll never expect it

>scrawny faggot who doesn’t even lift thinks he could kill a dog

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There is only one guarrenteed method of killing an enraged dog. Give the fucker your forearm, when it latches on put your other arm around it's neck, put your bodyweight on top of it and choke it to death. You cannot win a dog in a fist or kick fight, it will rip you to shreds, it is much more agile than you. Two big dogs and you are virtually guarrenteed fucked if you don't have a weapon.

All dogs have is their bite, I have two arms and legs. It bites my arm to try and take me down in gouge out the eyes with my other hand it pulls back from being blind and I jump on it's back and stomp it to hell. It ain't hard man

Do you even know how hard those fuckers latch on?

This is bait but here we go. Let's take the dog in your pic, OP
You probably could kill it if you had a weapon and snuck up like shovel dog, but not if its mad and chasing you. It's a lot faster than you. You will get bitten. It will hurt worse than you think, then it will shake and tear your flesh open before going in again and again. That dog would fuck you up homie

Dogs don't lift either retard

This is a good point

Choking an enraged dog will probably be harder than you think. Once around the neck you might not have the room to choke like a human and dogs squirm and twist like a motherfucker but its worth a try in a life or death situation

I disagree about it being MUCH more agile than me. Maybe a little bit more but definitely not much. Obviously this doesn't apply to everybody, but I have been training Krav Maga since I was a toddler, not to mention my incredibly high IQ would help me strategically outwit the dog when it tried to attack. I also have an insanely fast central nervous system so my reflexes are beyond what you would see in a typical person.

This. It feels like a hydraulic jack crushing you. If a dog grabs your hand you can literally hear the bones breaking one by one.

It's extremely hard, but you don't have a lot of other choices.

They wouldn't get a chance to latch onto me.

I mean, maybe a phyric victory if you could shove you arm down it's throat

Or break it's front legs outward from the body

But it's still gonna fuck you up

The dog breaks my bone. I break his will.

How'd you do it? Did it maul you at all?

Animals are fucking fast, I don't care how fast you are, as a human you have a huge disadvantage in speed and reflexes. Go fire up youtube and go watch a few dog and cat fights. Those fuckers are like lightning. Fighting a dog is like fighting a big blob of muscle with a chainsaw at the end.

Any fight between a human or a dog is a fight for your life. A win is a win and if you are the one alive at the end its a victory.

Really comical how many dorks saying they can beat a pitbull bare handed. Honestly sounds like the idiots who watches movies and go “I WOULD HAVE DONE THIS INSTEAD”. Saying you can do anything to a non existent dog on Yas Forums is like you playing out a fight in your head...”and then I would stomp his head and then kick it in the head”. Yeah, 100% it would play out how you want.

Killing a dog with your bare hands is not beneficial to your health theres any amount of little things that can fuck you up badly quickly trying to choke a dog out having it's face so close to yours. The self defense tip that will probably give you the best results is to start trying to break limbs. Other than that wrap one arm around your neck for protection while trying to gouge eyes or get ahold of said limb

if you can choke it probably, if you can't and it's a pitbull or other big dog you're fucked

Honestly if you’re fighting some old ladies pit bull maybe you Have a chance but Jose’s all meat diet glass eating pit bull will arm drag a grown man with ease

Kill?
Yes probably
Be mangled in the process?
Undoubtedly

Except I know for an absolute fact I could fuck up a pitbull with my bear hands.

You couldn't.. Trust me

You might-could, but they have a lot of ways to mess you up while you're at it. Teeth, claws, other dogs in the pack, pissed off owner, etc.
Try pepper spray first.
Use a gun if you have to, or maybe a boar spear if you're feeling froggy.

You could probably kill a bear too I heard they are pussies when you start swinging

Really tonto? Have you done it before? So you know for a fact you can, but never actually done anything of the like. Fuckin donkey

Nobody said it had to be a pitbull, retard. We are just floating some practical ideas for any type of large dog.

I doubt you could take a pit. My retarded room mates girlfriend moved in and brought this shit beast with her. Was just standing the kitchen talking to them and it just took a chunk out of my arm.

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this is my dog, could you kill it?

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Those look like love kisses stop being a pussy

Poison its food

it looks very retarded

The guy replying to my post clearly said he can kill a pit bull with his bare hands, retard. Sounds like you suck chihuahua dicks every night, fuck outta here minkus

It ate a bee

When he moved in they assured me "he was a big bitch who wouldn't do anything." If I weren't his friend before all this, I would have sued his ass over this. Probably going to have scars there for the rest of my life.

then it is retarded

Maximum two dogs at once, after that , if they are coordinated...
Have broken a dogs jaw !

A fight with an animal is winnable. You need a little luck on your side, so you don't immediately get punctured in your neck or an artery. If the dog gets that, you're fucked. But if you attack it with the same life-or-death viciousness that it's attacking you with, and you hurt it fast- snap a limb, pick up its whole body and smash it to the ground, gouge an eye, snap some rips with a kick.

If you're strong and fit, and excited to kill it, you probably have a 75% chance of winning. If you're full of doubt and terror, but you still try to fight, you probably have a 15% chance of winning. This is against a normal sized dog, of course. A smaller one is gonna be easier.

Anyone have any real advice if a shit beast pitbull "baby" latches on to me?

yeah but their bite is way more powerful the anything you have, if a pitbull bit your bear arm you would be fucked, they have a ver powerful bite and sharp teeth, you could easily bleed out from that. I doubt in a real fight you would actually be able to do any of this

He's probably trolling you if he keeping bringing up a pitbul, retard. The short bus will be ready to pick you up after this corona thing is over

Posin it

Do you carry a pocket knife? Feed it one arm and with your other arm stick it like jermaine and his boys stick motherfuckers in prison

I do have one, but I am afraid I wouldn't have time to take it out of my pocket. Still carry it around the house tho

You are aware of multiple conversations taking place here right? Coronavirus this dick faggot only pussies are scared of that gay ass shit

Dude on my street got attacked by a pitbull several years ago. He's a big fucker, does lots of gym shit, typical cargo shorts and wife beater kinda guy.

Anyways, dog managed to get away from its owner, went for this guy. It got his arm, so he grabbed its back leg with his other hand, lifted it up, and smashed it into the ground.

Dog was fucked up beyond saving, but dude ended up having so much fuckin' surgery to save his arm, and even almost 7 years on he's not got full use of it.

So yeah, probably, a dude could fuck up a dog, but shit son, ain't fuckin' worth the hassle.

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Rottweilers are the strongest dogs and top with 328 pounds of bite pressure. Imagine multiple saw blades being pressed against your flesh with a 328 lb weight on it.

Dude, you instantly lose.

It takes some doing, but it's possible to shove your arm down it's throat. Dogs can't close their mouths when they've got something in that position stuck there. It'll hurt and feel weird, but it physically can't bite.