Alright Yas Forumsoys, its confession time!

>offered the policeman some tea
>used the cheap teabags

danger is a lifestyle not a choice

Attached: 1585422802464.png (256x256, 83.26K)

I'm a cuck who shared his wives photos online, wanting to share her. Then someone like found her and exposed us. Her life was ruined, lost her job, etc. I managed to lie my way out of the blame, keeping the relationship, but I deal with a huge guilt.

I used to share a house when I was a student at uni. It was fairly normal in the UK back then. A girl who had been living there with us for some time died and we had to sort her stuff out for her parents to collect. And by died I mean she overdosed at some shitty rave. She was really annoying but very hot and I may sort of accidentally wanked over some of her stuff before handing it over. I've always hoped she would have understood.

you're a vicious gay

im a girl lol, have 0 regrets & will never tell him

Did you ever find Vu?

You backtraced them?

I’m sure she would’ve

You're welcome.

Post pics of your feet, and if your toes aren’t painted you’re going directly to Auschwitz

You ever suck off random strangers?

no you foot fag

tits or didn't happen

Yea like people give out a girls first name and initial. And other random bits. Use the Yas Forumsarchives it helps. Post a pic of a girl, maybe I can find her. Nudes only. Must include first name.

Yes. And you say that like it’s an insult.

no. i genuinely liked this guy but it didnt end up working out which was fine

I hooked up with a sexy single mom from tinder the other night. She had pierced nipples and a pierced clit, shit was hot. I got to buzzed off Canadian Mist to leave so I slept with her. The next morning her 4 year old twins were sitting in my lap calling me daddy. That was weird.

Weren’t you afraid she would call the cyberpolice? After you backtraced her?

my feet r ugly. soz

Attached: download.png (230x219, 6.97K)

Kinda dark to know kids grow up with that reality
Hope that cooch was fire though lol

poor guy. not a situation you should have been put in. poor kids too

How bad are your periods?

As soon as the thread is gone, it's almost impossible to track one of you fucks down

Now I have to see

I don't think you know what back-traced means. You don't need a computer to back-trace. Like you can do it by simply following patterns or clues. You can do it without a computer. It's also not illegal to find someone.

i'm sort of comfortable with this whole corona situation. staying home all day and online classes are OK for me.

I enjoy the common sadness and grim looks on people's faces. At least I'm not alone now

Attached: 1562092616853.jpg (554x554, 27.39K)

Stop lying to yourself

I feel bad, but her kids were asleep when I went over. I ride a motorcycle and wasn't going to ride drunk. Her tinder literally said "not here for random hookups" but I had her pussy in my mouth after about an hour.

they are mediocre

I'm entirely heterosexual, but every now and again when I'm lonely other girls definitely become an option.

How much of a newfag are you?

Attached: 3C031265-F258-4B95-893B-B768B3D0576C.jpg (218x340, 22.56K)

What are some classic cases we would know? Ever find Vu?

tits or didn't happen

What is Vu?

Why do you think it's something to be proud of ruining girl's lives?

I don't know! That's my point. Like i'm not miserable, I think. I'm not a fat incel neckbeard living in my moms birthday. I have success, I have love, I have money. I think it's a good case of nature vs nurture. I was brought up right, with a loving mom. Women are nice to me, not always but like I said average guy. But still, I just love hurting women. It's a defect in me. And it's how I was born.

Status update on feets?

good for you user

If you know you know, can't help otherwise

>0
kind of itchy

Well this is Yas Forums so you could be full of shit. I will warn you, there is a God, and spiritual warfare is real. What goes around comes around. You probably like hurting those women's feelings because you think they're somehow immoral for having nudes, which makes you an autistic white knight type. I just prayed for you.

I'm tempted to post pics of the single mom because I literally still can't believe how hot she was. I'm scared that you millennials will have a way of tracking her down.

>there is a god

Attached: 9097487D-AE01-4A11-A2F6-BDF5BD99AE93.jpg (1280x720, 59.17K)

>I have success
>mobile posting due to being poorfag

Kek

A few minutes ago I checked my Facebook and saw a hot chick that I thought had added me. After spending a few minutes looking through her page and getting the hots for her I was getting ready to reply that she was too hot and that my wife would get mad if I accepted her friend request. Then I looked again and noticed she was just a featured suggested friend. Cringed as fuck.

Do you really say this to women in fb? I just add them and let the shitstorm loose until it inevitably dies out. I feel your pain though

Having facebook in 2020 is cringe.

I have a few sex confessions that I can't tell anyone else for various reasons, or at least find it difficult to let anyone in my "real life" know:
>took shower with friend's mom when I was 11, no sex but she encouraged me to touch her tits while she laughed about me being "cute and shy". They moved but years later she got caught blowing some kid from the daycare she worked at in her car and arrested.
>first blowjob was from an older neighbor when i was 14. He was showing me pictures of his ex-wife on his laptop which got progressively more naked then just offered. I was hesitant but let it happen. Got blown by him a lot that summer and then cut it off, both agreeing to never tell anyone.
>got a "secret" handjob that turned into a brief blowjob in a hottub from an older woman while her husband watched during a disneyland family vacation. I was 15, never saw them again
>nearly fucked my aunt after my sister's wedding when i was 20, chickened out. She still jokes about how i could have but was too nice to take advantage of her (she's kind of an open hippy type)
>somehow convinced a buddy's mom to show me her new fake tits when visiting home from college. She let me feel them and it wasn't sexual, more clinical, but still a big thrill and felt like a fun secret. Not sure if i had a shot for more or not but at the time it felt enough.
>got my then girlfriend to blow a pizza guy when i was mid 20s - two turned her down, the third went for it. I loved it, she hated it.

Sounds like quite an eventful life.

Haha fag