Is life easy for guys with a medium to large, nice looking penis?

Nah bro. The quiet guys always have the biggest cocks. So no chicks and shit.

hes larping the black rumor was to scare white women from fucking their slaves and the tiny asian was to prevent whites from laying with chinks after the bbc thing was a bust. As long as you are not indian/arab most people are average

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This, women dont even care that much once you get them to have sex with you. Its not like you get a reputation for having a medium sized dick. Very large maybe but if youre beta it only gets you so far.

Nobody knows what your dick's like until you pull it out. It's better to be good looking, that makes life easier.

It’s definitely an in but it’s not a deal closer. You gotta be somewhat good looking, smart and funny as well. Being in decent shape helps of course but that hasn’t been a deal breaker

it's hard having a small dick. this is mine and even my wife talks about not wanting it sometimes because of the size

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Having money will get you a lot more pussy than a big dick will. Just saying.

It does, but then you lose it or they cheat with a guy with a bigger dick

Your wife is mean

Yeah, his wife's probably getting blacked as we speak, maybe even bringing a black baby home

her ex was a junkie who abused her, but he had a huge dick and she stayed with him for almost 7 years. He got her from like 13 to 20, took her virginity and kept fucking her a few times a week for all those years.

It's literally real-life IDDQD.

nah. but it helps retain women who value you only for sex which isnt always bad for a bit

I have 8 inches. Women want to marry you and settle down so you never really have a problem with loyalty or getting sex. It also gives you boundless confidence throughout your life.

Is that a cheat code from Doom?

dicklet larping

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Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself.

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Having a big dick looks so fun

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Is having thick cumshots good or bad?

I have a tiny dick. I have had some fulfilling sex, but it’s not relevant to my happiness.

When this whole virus thing is over, spend 10 dollars feeding someone, run for 15 minutes, masturbate... and I don’t mean look at porn and cum, I mean MASTURBATE.

Have a mojito with a long time friend. Say hi to the person next to you at the bus stop, talk to a small shop owner, kiss a man on the cheek, hug a person, cry with your father.

I have a super tiny dick and I’ve made a girl cum... and I couldn’t care less.
The only time you should be focusing on your dick is in the shower.

Best of luck, user. Your dick is bigger than mine.

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That's not even small
It looks like it would be average size hard.
But yeah, I'm dying for this Corona shit to be over. I haven't done anything fun in 2 weeks.

It is hard.

fuck, please give me the sauce for that!!!!

You're lying. My dick looks almost exactly the same as yours when soft, and when hard it gets much bigger and harder.

Miss Banana

65 is not me lol
It’s soft but it’s still pretty small when hard. Probably 1 and a half fists.

Yeah. I’m probably kissing a man when this bullshit blows over.

Thick cumshots feel amazing coming out. It makes the tip tingle even more

I bet it's at least 5.5 inches hard.

This dude is lying... fuck off

It depends. My main problem is everything leading up to getting a women into my bed. Once the "main event" begins I can keep them coming back. Tldr: not really.

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I would be happy just to have a medium cock.

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I fucking love chicks with this body type.
Would make me blow my load in less than 5 minutes.

I have mixed feelings about mine.
It's perfect for when I'm with human girls.
I wish it was bigger when I'm with mares.
I wish it were smaller when I'm with dogs.

Me again. As I said, it’s small.

OP needs to check his priorities.

Please don’t let your dick be the focus of your life. Although you’d look better if you lost some weight heh. Anyways.

Every single person you see on the street has a huge story to tell. You just gotta get to it. Don’t look at your dick, look at the sky.

The sky is the limit when you don’t give a shit.

Am I?

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Doesn't really matter. I've only met a couple women who were so large bodied that they actually WANTED a fucking fist in their pussy. I've met more women that are like 5'1 or really skinny and their fucking holes are so small you only need a finger to get them to cum.
It's also highly unlikely that if you date a normal sized girl and you have a girthy cock that she's going to let you fuck her ass (or that you're even going to want to). It will be so tight that you'll break your fucking dick trying to get in there.

Hung white guy here. I tend to cum pretty fast, but as I've gotten older I'm better at it. We cum fast because more nerve endings, can be controlled with booze though when you're hung, so it's worth it. Also, back in the Craiglist days, it would get me laid all the fucking time. I've fucked girls just by whipping it out and showing them. I've also had girls suck me off or go home with me right away from bars because of it.

This is also true.

Imean, it’s a good way to get me to submit. So probably.

Same. My girlfriend will just stroke my cock and telling me how perfect it is, then we fuck. Weird cock worship stuff and she compares my cock to like her hand and other stuff, kind of nuts, but it's cool.

Why is there not an easy term for getting a blowjob through tits? When searching I always get porn where the girls do both but not combined into one action and they are always fat. I just want big tit porn where they suck a guy's dick through a titfuck, even hotter when there are two girls and one does the titfuck and the other sucks.

I'm not fat, and I didn't post a picture of myself

Having girls discover that I have an aesthetically pleasing cock that is bigger than average has made my life a lot more fun than it was before.

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I’m joking son :b

Are you Asian? This chick is near perfect and her bf's dick is very similar to yours

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Checked. The digits speak the truth

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Is she all gapped out? Does she talk about his cock? Do you make her tell you who feels better, etc?

Half Mapuche (look it up), half Russian

Sounds to me you married a fucking time bomb of a disaster. Not only she is dumb but also a heartless bitch. You dick looks pretty normal sized to me even while the angle was pretty crappy. Dump your wife, that's your first step.