G/fur FLOP FLOP FLOP edition

g/fur FLOP FLOP FLOP edition

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gay

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Imagine being so gay that you reply to g/fur threads on Yas Forums, totally not me

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semen

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I want pizza. I was considering ordering one

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here's my collection, not great but not too shabby either baaaaa

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I know right, can you believe these fags??

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Thanks, you just remembered me that i have to eat bc i havent eaten in more than 8 hours. Also, pizza is nice, go for it

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That’s still better than mine! I have to keep all of mine looking human-like. Don’t wanna scare anyone off with a collection of horse/wolf dildos, no matter how much I’d enjoy them.

thanks haha. The way I see it is that if someone finds my dildo collection, it's gonna be embarrassing one way or the other so might as well go for what really gets you off. Plus, if anyone goes snooping through my stuff, they deserve to be freaked out by what they find ;D

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In the eyes of someone who never actually saw a dildo irl, thats a awsome collection.

That blanket loooks comfy too

Those furfags are going to take over the straight furries damn

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It covers the basics, got a small, medium, and large (relatively speaking obviously lol), plus that vibrator wand is...... ughhh it's good.

The blanket is amazing, I bought it in Korea back in 2014 and it's still great. My buddy and I were walking around Seoul and they had tons of blanket stores, so we popped into one. The creepy store owner led us down into the basement when we asked about big blankets and I legit thought he was gonna shiv us lmfao. But naw, just tons of huge blankets.

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i wanna see you ride one!

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all aloooooong the watchtowerrr

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When I get drunk enough I might try something like that ;3 Sadly, the only one with a suction cup is the one I absolutely cannot fit. And it's also fairly soft so it'd be a tough squeeze fersure lol

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Here’s mine. :3 I’m jealous of yours!

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what kinda futuristic fleshlight is that?

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is that the autoblow?? nice collection, I want a plug like that :)

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I can totally see why dont be satisfied with it. But hey, at least its better than having only one or two.

What a unique adventure for a blanket. Actially the store owner actually runs a underground blanket mafia on his basement this entire time but we just dont know. I am quite a fan of blankets but i havent changed mine in a long while and now that im thinking about it i should probally get a better one bc mine's starting getting not so good.

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It’s called the Tenga Flip. By far the easiest fleshlight to clean but I’m kinda disappointed in it. If you have a decent bit of girth it tries to pop open and can fit a bit snug. My last one I owned I enjoyed but I couldn’t used the plastic casing due to size and I ended up ripping it :( I do enjoy my Flip though due to its insane amount of different textures for pleasure.

i had a fleshlight once, it was some weird smelling latex shit i nudded in it and threw it away lol

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Sadly, none of my toys are automatic. That may be my next purchase ;)

woa its a lotta dollaroonis

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Ended up making a lasagna for dinner.

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Oh yes. It’s by far the most expensive one at around $80 when I bought it. The next most expensive one I have was only $20.

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i'll probably buy another fleshlight when i get the money.

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ooooh ok, it looked like it was one of those automatic suck/swirl things haha. I did have an autoblow a long time ago but it was fucking garbage, apparently they've redesigned it and it's actually good, you should look into it (tho it's pretttyyyyy expensive).

I think all penetratables have that problem of ripping. I'm not that big but every type of fleshlight I've ever had has started to rip a few weeks into use -.-

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I have an orange tabby that was hovering over my shoulder as I ate.

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gib him the lasaga

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me too! fuck now I want the leftovers already...

Don't forget about your egg vibrator ;) Nothing like laying back with your hands behind your head and letting it do all the work

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They can be enjoyable at times. Especially if you’re riding another toy. Honestly though, I would look at Amazon’s best sellers and find one with a lot of reviews for a good price. They are prone to ripping but you can find a reliable one for not too much money.

I’m not too sure I’ll be spending too much on another fleshlight anytime soon. That one I have is also SUPER heavy at almost a pound in weight. It is tiring. I want a thrusting dildo or machine next tbh :3 and yeah, they all rip eventually. That one has lasted me a few months now with regular use (~3 uses/wk)

Give lasagna... Or else

(Sidenote: Yes, i hate myself for finding pic related)

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yeah hands free orgasms look so goood

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garfield no!

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IM GOING TO COOOOOOOOOOM IN THE LASAGNAAAAA

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aight bois I gotta wake up early so I gotta bounce. If any of yous have an FA you should hit me up btw furaffinity.net/user/rhodanmetal/

I'll probs hop on minecraft tomorrow when I'm done with work. Time to build dick skyscrapers >:D G'night baaaa

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i built one on the hill lmao

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Good night, have an awesome night of sleep!

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Wrong frikin image

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lmao nice KV-2

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ummm I think I ordered a giant dick on top of my pizza >:/ at least this delivery boi got it right

lolll nighttt

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I have some images of ww2 era tanks and photos (mostly soviet and german) just laying around my gallery so im allways afraid of click or select or selecting one to just dont derail the thread.

Dont ever judge a book by its cover lol

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Frick sorry for the errors im just tense

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sea men
semen

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cant sleep again ;-;

No, too much stuff in it that'll hurt him.

Come taste my lasagna.

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fap to tire yourself out

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Damn, thats deep

Tomorrow will be a better day

I will not only taste it but post a review of the entire product

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Sleeping is so boringgggg and you guys are fun. I'm debating just staying up til work and pushing through it lol. It's only a 4 hour shift... Plus I'm way too horny to sleep XP

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You'll regret it.

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I might if this whole thing keeps up.

I always wanted to make home made but we just get those massive frozen ones from Costco

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just fap already

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I did in the shower and im just not feeling it again

Well if I could employ you for some goat-on-deer snuggles then maybe my sleeplessness would subside

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I'm no deer. I'm a big ol' bear.

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I would honestly sleep but i dont know nothing about you to have any significanr opinion on that matter, in fact, i dont even know why im replying

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I took too much kratom so I can't cum :( I'm trapped in the void of horniness.

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why not both? a.... beer..?

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what's kratom?

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Oooooh even better! Tho I'm not sure any sleep would be had in that case...

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And this is to go EVEN FURTHER THAN BEYOND!

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It's a crushed leaf from a tropical tree, it basically feels like an opioid despite not being one. And like an opioid, it basically makes it impossible to orgasm at high doses -.-

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Anyone else enjoy cumming on their food?

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I would snuggle each and every one of you right now, the more the merrier :3 It'll be Furpile, the Sequel!

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that sounds pretty gay
no i like my food not cummed on thanks

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Wait... Cum isn't food?

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anything more forced/rapey?

Max, I have a question. I look at at your FA profile and remembered you said you went hammocking earlier. I meant to ask you which mountain range you were near? :3 I am in TN and near the Appalachian Mtns and I absolutely love them

Trust me it tastes really good
Mixing foods is always fun

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rape is bad! snugs only
;)

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Hearing it now i would probally do just for curiosity, after all, to never try is to never thrive

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do bats have tails?

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I'm in southern California so sadly I'm super far from there :( I was in a small mountain town called Idyllwild, I usually like to go there to unwind. Fun fact, Idyllwild has a dog for a mayor, so there's something magical about it I guess lol. Do you have a hammock too??

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