>be me >17 at the time >beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him >pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me >have a younger sister, 16 at this time >my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone >announces that she's "seeing someone" >father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard. >few days later, brings the dude home >tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses >visibly nervous >my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom" >discuss for a few minutes >they go out >dad tells me "it isn't going to last" >sis comes home >announces it was "fun" >around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl >she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back >about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother >"We're not a thing anymore" >tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg >tell my father this >laughs uncontrollably >mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
... I'm gonna take the bait and say zwei und vierzig
Robert Ward
no
Benjamin Hill
Call (202) 324-3000 and immediatley tell whoever answers that you want her to shit on your face. Don't even wait for her to answer, just scream it out loud.
William Allen
hehe, good on you
Austin Scott
Few people think about this, but biathlon athletes could make awesome assassins. Think about it, they can run 5 metric miles, shoot 10 perfect shots and then run another 5