I'm stuck in quarantine with my two roommates who are obnoxious as fuck...

I'm stuck in quarantine with my two roommates who are obnoxious as fuck. They keep wrestling and one just tore the others boxers. His nuts popped out. It was kind of funny but also disgusting.

I live several states away from my family and it's not realistic for me to get to them.

What are your tips for staying sane? Are you guys alone, with friends, family?

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I’m smoking weed and letting my roommate play with my nuts while I play with his.

Don't fuck them. Corona is real.

Just me and my cat. Working from home. Slowly losing sanity.

I don't see any nuts

pics

Were you in a relationship before this started, or is this nut play thing new?

luckily none of us are gay that i know of
Yeah i wish i at least had an animal here.
He covered his junk after he tapped out. I just wanted a pic to send to my friend and apparently you guys too.

>luckily none of us are gay that i know of
Give it another few weeks of quarantine

>He covered his junk after he tapped out. I just wanted a pic to send to my friend and apparently you guys too.
Damn, he looks hot

So he let you take that booty pic? Seems like quarantine will be nice to you.

>Give it another few weeks of quarantine
lol. Never going to happen
>Damn, he looks hot
He's objectively decent looking. They're both more active types where im a lazy nerd. I think they've got too much energy pent up since I feel like I do too. I never realized until now how often an indoor person like me still went out of the house normally.
>So he let you take that booty pic?
Yes
>Seems like quarantine will be nice to you.
Neither of us are into other guys as far as I know

I'm curious, for the gay guys now in this thread, whats the dynamic with roommates? I thought it might be more difficult being gay. Seems like women would still be slightly uncomfortable sharing personal space with any man who isn't family or bf, straight guys might be weird around you, and with gay guys there might be sexual tension.

Do you guys live alone?

Were you being serious?

>Yes
tell him your friends want a pic of his nuts

All of my roommates in college were straight. Aside from one of them striking out at a party, getting really drunk, and begging me to blow him, I never had any issues.

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no homo btw

I don't want to request a sack pic from my roommate lol. The pic I took was just in the moment right after it happened.
how were things with that roommate after? He was probably really embarrassed if he remembered.
I've been playing a lot games, watching stuff, reading, jerking off more than usual and for longer, and I'm still on edge

>how were things...
Well, after he begged me for like 20 minutes I did it so he'd leave me alone. But he had whiskey dick so ...
we got along fine though; just played it off as drunken college stupidity. TBH I kinda wanted to try again but never asked.

When I'm not at work (which was all last week since Monday), I'm usually just driving about, going to the more affluent side of town just to look around and then come back. Then, I do my daily 6 mile run, followed by browsing (as I'm doing now), meditating for ~20 mins, studying/reading for another 50 mins, and then spending the rest of the night gaming and watching dramas or videos about science and such on YT.

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>jerking off more than usual
Everyone is. That's we want to see more of your roommate. Why did the other guy rip his boxers? How did the nuts pop out? What did they look like? Did his dick come out too/is it big? Does your roommate have abs? To be completely honest with you, I'm jerking off to this right now and if you can't post more pics of him would you be wiling to describe in as much detail as you can what all happened?

Yep. I'm in isolation, my roomate is still considered needed to work. He's waking up at fucking 4am and I'm waking up too. He's also been deaf AF, having trouble hearing much of anything and watching way too much game grumps. At least I managed to get him to use headphones today

Gay roomies I've lived with have never had any sexual tension; I'm also gay.
Straight guys is 50/50. I've had some ask me for "favors" at times and others where they are completely borderline homophobic where they don't even like gay jokes. Had one straight guy that had zero issue using me as stress relief from work/college for the year we lived together; he just wouldn't reciprocate in any way. Fine by me.

Having straight roommates was never really an issue, I just got called the pretty boy of the group. (I'm more of a femboy/trap).

That being said, we often got super drunk with our friends and on several occasions I was making out with one of them. Hooked up once with each guy, but it was just kinda brushed under the rug as usual drunk shit since we also hooked up with the girls in our group as well.

You guys are gonna end up fucking

damn you have good habits. Do you have any recommendations on getting into meditation? I could probably start running too if I stop being lazy.
>That's we want to see more of your roommate.
If someone posts some nice OC in this thread I might ask him.
Why did the other guy rip his boxers?
They were wrestling and guy in the pic his shorts were slipping down more and more just from movement. Other roommate give him a wedgie and just started yanking in different directions until i think the taint part just split.
>How did the nuts pop out? What did they look like? Did his dick come out too/is it big?
When they ripped, everything came up and I just saw balls but yeah everything must have come out, I just wasn't trying to look at that lol. His testicles look like standard testicles.
>Does your roommate have abs?
yes
>I'm jerking off to this right now
Great. I'm sure he'll be happy to know he's pleasing someone in these trying times.
What sort of work does he do?

>If someone posts some nice OC in this thread
What are you looking for?

>meditation
It's pretty basic, but what I do is (while sitting cross-legged with the lights off) focus all of my attention on my breathing. Thoughts will arise, my body may slouch, and I might even 'drift off' to sleep a bit, but when I feel myself slipping, I just refocus on my breathing, and straighten my body if I have to. I set my phone to vibrate approx. 20 mins after I start, so I won't go over. Legs and such will get tired and even begin to hurt, but if I refocus my attention to my breath, the pain goes away.

There are many other techniques, which I'll acquaint myself with as this year progresses (provided I survive), but this is what I do for now. I used to only last about 10 mins doing this.

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i guess it probably depends if you guys find eachother attractive? If I lived with a girl I'd actually prefer if she were below average looking. How did the one guy use you as stress relief? You mean he fucked you? Do you think he was really straight?
Interesting. I don't think I've had any gay desires being drunk but I can believe others do. I could see myself doing something that might be interpreted that way but maybe not in my own mind at the time.
absolutely not
idk anything that makes me actually laugh, gives me a boner, makes me happy, whatever. Some sort of intense positive reaction

That sounds simple enough. What are the benefits for you?

I've noticed that I'm a lot calmer (compared to previous years/times) in situations that would ordinarily cause me great anger and discomfort. I've also learned how to look at things differently, and try to see the up-side of otherwise stressful situations that would cause distress.

For example, being told not to come in for work *all last week* (despite it being an 'essential job').

While on the one hand, it's
>a whole week's salary, gone
>right at the end of the month, so rent's due (not a big enough movement for not paying rent where I am)

But also
>5 days of being able to avoid possible exposure
>plenty of time to read and study, while engaging in quiet introspection
>everywhere is closed, so I can just save whatever I don't spend on snacks and groceries I would otherwise have eaten at work

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that sounds nice
btw i mentioned this thread and he said he might be willing but probably doesn't want to take a pic of his balls

>btw i mentioned this thread
so what would encourage him to do so?

I'm not sure if they had gay desires per se, more they were just horny and I was dressed up for partying, so make up, wig, short skirt/thigh highs etc. They had their fun, as did I in the end.

What do you want to see? I know he likes big asses and mexican girls

What did the hookups consist of then?

Sadly, I have no OC of big female asses or Mexican girls.
Anyone else?

what are you trying to see?

OP's roommates sack .. or cock ... or anything else he will show.

we wanna see some dick of course, here's some oc of an old friends ass, this pic is old so have to live with the quality

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No he absolutely would not fuck me. But he'd ask for blowjobs while he watched porn. It was purely for his stress relief; he wouldn't even acknowledge I was there. And I'd leave his room without a word the moment it was done.
Also I was never allowed to pull my cock out, he was definitely straight and the mouth was just convenient.

I low key want to contactfag OP so find out how this progresses as the quarantine continues

is there anything you want to see besides dick?

I wouldn't object to anything ... just trying not to be too pushy

ok here's a shirtless pic

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OP do u have kik?

i don't

The downside... if only you'd hold your dick and wait. I suspect these women are growing crazy horny.

shit he really is hot

any throw away contact?

This just makes me want to see his sack even more

Damn. Cute butt cheeks and a hot body

Is he willing to show anymore?

They both were products of drinking games.

>Playing game of Kings Cup mixed with truth or dare
>Get dared to sit on roomies lap. Was in short skirt and thigh highs
>Feel him get hard, so I make sure to wiggle my butt as much as possible
>As I sit up to draw a card I lift the back of my skirt up so my ass is on his crotch
>This continues to the point I undid his pants and had his bulge pressing against my ass
>Rock hard since this is in front of everyone
>End up riding him later that night. Only black dick I've tried

Second roomie also happened in a pretty similar way but that was during a movie drinking game.
>Everyone curls up on couch and chairs and watch some Disney film
>Set up rules to drink whenever X happens
>End up curled up next to roomie, slightly bigger guy
>Make him share blanket because cold
>End up scooting butt up to his for extra warmth because I am always cold
>Feel him put his arm around my waist, so I sit a litter further up on his lap
>Feel his hand on his crotch, so I slide mine underneath
>hard as diamonds
>Jerk him off under the blanket slowly enough that nobody notices
>Feel him getting close to cumming, so I put my hand over his cock so he cums into it
>lick it off while making eye contact
>Ends similarly where we hook up later in bed

Apart from the day after it was never awkward between us.

Sounds hot. I guess I missed out by not being fem. My straight friends would joke around but nothing would happen.

Definitely was fun, and I would totally do it again if given the chance, but unfortunately don't live with them anymore. Always had a fantasy of being spit roasted by them

Did each one know the other did stuff with you?

Maybe, but I am not sure. It was generally understood there was a good amount of hooking up in our friend group, but I don't think they talked about it to each other. (If they did they didn't tell me lol)

I def tried to steer the conversation there at times but nothing panned out.

Each one was probably afraid of the other finding out. Otherwise the spit roast idea would have been hot.

I think we lost OP

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we're all three here. if you can get us going we might post more. idk we'll destroy his underwear again or something

shit that's hot, though much lower quality than your camera. I think he likes teasing.

o_O how do we do that?

>if you can get us going
What will it take to make that happen?

moar!

It really would have been. I still use that thought to get off even now lol

Oh wow. Would not mind more of that