I'm NASA Scientist

I'm NASA Scientist.
Recently, We have detected a 1.265 km-wide asteroid headed for Earth.
We tried diligently to deflect the asteroid but have failed.
Today, we launched a last ditch effort out of Cape Canaveral in Florida at 4:18pm.
If this mission fails, We project on April 2nd at 0345 GMT it will strike somewhere in the south east US.
I will answer any questions you have. I'm ready to tell the world.

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lole
i wishe

do you think pineapple is an acceptable pizza topping?

It won't matter after impact, but you can enjoy whatever you want for a last meal.

Do you push it with a booster or blast it with H-bombs

Who put the sham in the shamalamadingdong?

Stop lying.

Good

>Imagine seeing the same shit thread for the 10001st time.
OP is a fag

The first attempt was with thermonuclear weapons which has little effect.

The last ditch effort is using what is known as a "kinetic impactor".

>The Road

And so it begins

OP: Be Nasa Sciencist
Also use Greenwich Medium

US Space Force launched a tungsten rod that will be propelled to incredible speeds to attempt to break the asteroid in pieces.

If this doesn't work, the impact will be a ELE.

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post your nasa badge faggot, blur out the important parts

>We tried
Here's a (You)

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>I'm NASA Scientist.
Stopped reading there
Illiterate faggot. Do it properly next time. Here's the (you) now eat shit and fuck off

Why not use all the dead bodies from the virus to cushion the impact of the asteroid?

this thread gets made every month for the last 5 years.

Rude!!! What is wronge with pipol these days?

That's about 1250 times less often than the average thread.

I think OP is lost, /x/ is two blocks down from here.

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they made an anime after u to show what a huge faggot you wre but it formated during production because they did have enough servers to make render

our new space force needs to teach that thing a lesson in democracy burgers and freedom fries.

>Sir, we need to get this information out to the world
>okay, go to Yas Forums to release it

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the normal news sites are all fake

Fuck Florida but aim it at cali

The Earth is constantly moving, idiot. Scientists never say it's headed directly for Earth. It could head into what we think will be the Earth's path, but never headed directly for us for long.

ok, that gave you away

Niggers tongue my anoose

Well, don't want to be rude but are you under 18 ??

Ok but it’s not 4:18 in Florida yet.

I work at the Griffith observatory and we get reports of everything. op is lying.

Haha, spaceforce launch. that's even worse.

will it hit a small objects rain in Baleares/Gibraltar and THEN hit near the Mexican Gulf? SE murrica/ Caribbean?

Answer this OP

Haha fuck SE us. Inbred fucks.

>lauched out of Cape Canaveral at 4:18 PM
>it's 4:00 PM EST right now
>launched

really activates my almonds

Everyone knows nothing will hit the earth. We are covered by a dome, duh?

I live in florida and its not 4:18 yet.

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why are you hiding the fact that the earth is flat?

I rememeber that episode from my childhood. Scared the crap out of me.

ok boomer

that isnt even that big

Will it end the world?

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Nice copy pasta

And FYI ... science fag here ... 1.265 km is not larger enough to be an ELE. Just say’in you got to get better with your maths if you want this to be even reasonable bait.

>I'm NASA Scientist
Oh is that your official title?

Technically it could be if it was solid iron, would survive atmosphere and come at interstellar velocity. But if it's from solar system, nah.

On 2. April there are two asteroids passing Earth, both are 14m in diameter.

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actually NASA does have their eye on asteroid Apophis that is set to come very close to earth in April 2029, might miss and swing back around the sun to come close or hit in 2036
it wont be a planet killer but it'll kill 10s of millions

>As of 2014, the diameter of Apophis is estimated to be approximately 370 metres (1,210 ft).[3] Preliminary observations by Goldstone radar in January 2013 effectively ruled out the possibility of an Earth impact by Apophis in 2036.[11] By May 6, 2013 (April 15, 2013 observation arc), the probability of an impact on April 13, 2036 had been eliminated.[3] Using observations through February 26, 2014, the odds of an impact on April 12, 2068, as calculated by the JPL Sentry risk table are 1 in 150,000.[3] As of October 2019, there were two asteroids with a more notable cumulative Palermo Technical Impact Hazard Scale than Apophis, though none of them have a Torino level greater than 0.[12] On average, one asteroid the size of Apophis (370 metres) can be expected to impact Earth once in about 80,000 years.[13]

Increased activity in Yellowstone, on the otherhand...

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Please be true, I have such luck my refrigerator just broke mid quarantine.

Hope it lands on me tbh

Thats funny user, I live several miles from Cape Canaveral and I see as well as hear every single launch.... nothing went up today....

>it will strike somewhere in the south east US.
Oh good. That will solve a lot of problems.

>We tried diligently to deflect the asteroid but have failed.


Cool ,what all did you try?

How did you keep everybody over half of the world from seeing the giant nuclear explosion in space?

What in the cum gargling nigger shit is this

So is this a good time to buy toilet paper or what?

>US Space Force has launch capabilities...

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Did you try everything? What about Bruce Willis? Should I head for high ground or a cave? Want to jerk each other off while the world ends?

Sure, but Yas Forums is, too.

Only if it cracks the dome.

Being made of iron would not make that much difference, you'll get the same shockwave and general fuckery either way.