Feral and zoo thread!!
I just finished having so much sex this morning. Drunk and high right now. Getting ready for tonight.
Ask real zoos anything. And post.
Feral and zoo thread!!
I just finished having so much sex this morning. Drunk and high right now. Getting ready for tonight.
Ask real zoos anything. And post.
sex is fun and healthy
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Like with your dog?
yeas aka furry sex
No like real dog
have you tried feral fleshlights? how does it compare to the real deal? Aside from the warmth, of course
i gotta ask how do you fucks go about this shit with your dog?
They are really loud. I would personally recommend the hazel toy from bad dragon, but nothing compares to the real thing.
If you can't get a dog, the hazel one is good because it's modeled after a real dog vagina anatomically. They are pretty cheap too. Bad dragon caters mainly to furries so there's a lot of other animal themed ones on there too.
Takes years to build trust but the payoff is worth it. Daily sex with multiple partners no strings attached. Really great life with dogs.
Just be nice to your dog. Eat her out but don't just start out of nowhere. Ease into it. Don't try sex with a sexually mutilated (neutered) dog. They can't acommodate a human male because the entire vaginal tract was ripped out from surgery. A natural female will always want regular sex by her second heat. Get more than one, treat them well, and eat them out with honey to prevent pyometra.
"dirty internet toys" on etsy has a new feral dog toy, its a bit cheaper so i might try that over BD. How do you get your dog to get used to it?
I never heard of them.
You can just get a closer bond to your dog non-sexually. By second heat they are sexually mature, and can have sex outside of heat too. It depends on your dog but general common sense spending time with them, even if it's just sleeping all day or watching movies. Doesn't have to be running 24/7.
Can you tell if someone's dog gets regularly fucked? I see some bitches with visibly larger vaginas than other dogs of the same breed (golden retrievers, lab mixes) Im afraid to do it if there'll be physical "evidence"
No. Realistically you can't tell if a dog was fucked by a human, another dog, or recently had pups but isn't feeding yet. The vagina gets bigger, but the average normie won't' automatically assume it. Maybe other zoos will but not like they'd ask.
Physical evidence isn't a concern in most cases. People aren't actively looking at dogs pussies to tell if they're having more sex than they are. They just keep to their business.
If it's that much of a concern, get your own huge backyard so you don't have to walk them in public anywhere. But if you do that, get a pack. So they can entertain each other, and it's waymore tight sex with a pack than with one.
This is why we have zoonotic diseases. God willing, the majority of you dogfuckers suffer a plague upon your houses.
Fake pop culture bullshit. Popularized by lying christian groups. All zoonotic diseases come from eating the meat of an animal, not sex.
Just stop eating animals, you are more likely to get sick than any dog pounder.
>Fake pop culture bullshit
We have had this conversation before, cannibal cereal. One can only hope your proclivities open you up to slow death from the inside out.
Yeah that too. Normies unironically feed their dogs other people's euthanized dogs. Then call zoosex abuse?
cnn.com
pets.webmd.com
Retards.
My dogs eat better meat than most people in the world. Daily. But when her deep hole swallows my sperm, normies think it's somehow worse than literally feeding their dog cannibal crunch cereal.
Normies are cruel, ironic, and reversed.
We have had this conversation before, cannibal cereal.
You're not listening. You've some screws loose.
Dude.... I just posted the articles. Are you tone deaf my dude
We have had. This conversation. Before.
So are you that anti-zoo guy from before who had no point to his argument? And still said zoo is bad and my animals deserve to die.
do you have any recommendations on zoo porn sites?
What do you guys think of all the hate of zoos on kiwifarm?
I bet they're the ones who hacked zooville.
>So are you that anti-zoo guy from before who had no point to his argument
>And still said zoo is bad and my animals deserve to die
None of that happened. You took your sweet time finally sinking your teeth into what I've been dangling in front of your face, plainly, and that leaves little to the imagination in regards to your integrity. Several replies in, and only now do you finally address the fact that this has all happened before, as if you didn't want to give it attention or regard the nature of its existence.
Not that a dogfucker would normally have any integrity, but the point still stands.
A lot of the old big ones are dead now because of poor funding. Just google what you want and I'm sure you can find a video somewhere.
Kiwifarm?
Don't post your real info on zooville. Obvious common sense. Your animals could be harmed by those anti-zoo people.
wat dude
There it is, the default response for something you refuse to acknowledge.
Like a dog trying to turn its head away.
Why are you anti-zoo is what I'm asking.
Animals can be killed, experimented on, and are just slaves by default without consent. But can easily consent to sex as mature adults when they reach 2nd heat.
So why is consent so important for sex, but not for killing or experiments? Animal testing should be banned.
And yeah it was you that said my animals deserved to die, which is a typical hateful anti-zoo response.
Ironic how you claim to be about the animal's consent, but then say you would kill them. Double think.
>Why are you anti-zoo is what I'm asking
That definitely wasn't what you were asking. Most certainly, absolutely, certifiably, wasn't.
>wat dude
That doesn't translate into, "why are you anti-zoo?", by any means. Not even prior context through your posts establishes that.
You know why I'm anti-zoo. Whether you revise history to suit your ends, blitheringly vomit your trite rationale for dogfucking, or rail against "normies" for being the "backwards ones", the reason why I am anti-zoo must have surely stuck with you on some level, deep beneath all these defense mechanisms and inane leaps of logic.
Example: I certainly did not say that your animals deserved to die. I certainly said I would eat animals. Not murder yours.
I meant from the other thread a while back.
Your only reasons for anti-zoo previously were just double standards. "Consent durr" despite not caring about mass killing, experiments, neutering, cannibal crunch cereal, or any other number of things normies do to basically abuse their dogs, then point the finger at zoos who have sex with them. Ridiculous.
>Example: I certainly did not say that your animals deserved to die. I certainly said I would eat animals. Not murder yours.
Well that's good then.