Started getting hot and heavy with new gf

no cause im australian and people arent sick fucks here

you dont know what phimosis is do you?

More specifically, he doesn't know what foreskin is (obvious cutfag), and therefore doesn't realize that the opening of the foreskin is elastic and can stretch.

Got a pic of your dick and/or gf?

canadian here, same. Nobody chops baby dicks here

Confirmed. Also uncut 33 years old. Wife loves it, make her cum every time. Usually 2 times. I'm also big so that might help too. Stop cutting peeps

if your dick looks like this you have a huge fucking problem. You should be able to easily pop the head out without any force. Luckily it can be fixed with stretching sessions

Same. I cum pretty fast which I always feared would be a problem with womens. But so far, (alright I fucked only one pussy, which is my gf) I can make her have a shaking orgasm sometimes even before I cum myself

I am mutilated

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>at dorm party freshman year
>our group is a handful of dorky artschool weirdos
>we decide best way to get to know eachother is smoke up and play strip games
>playing strip Sorry, whenever you get bumped back to start you take something off
>I'm first one naked
>full mast, don't even try to hide it, but long foreskin that stays up when hard so pretty obvious I'm uncut
>one girl is fat and some kinda tan skinned asian. (think the asian friend from the new spider-man movies, but a girl). She's topless with dark nips.
>Game goes on and she obviously keeps staring at my dick
>try and play it cool, but other girl just jokes and says "see something you like?"
>we all laugh, she's obviously embarrassed but she just says "I'm sorry but whay does your thing look like that?"
>"like what"
>"Like, your thing! It has like... a nipple on the end!?" (my foreskin ends in a kinda pink tip that closes on the head)
>we all lose our shit laughing at "dick nipple", I explain what foreskin is, and show how it goes up and down
>she just asks if she can touch it
>she pinches the tip and just rolls and stretches it a bit before stopping
>she smells her fingers and we all lose our shit again
>we all joke and say "well, we all learned something today"
>game goes on for a bit more but only one other guy gets naked before we call it a night
>go back to my room and masturbate to fat asian girl
College was fun

Also Canadian, I'm cut for fuck sakes. Dad wanted it done cause he's hypochondriac even though he's not cut. Mom argued with him against it but now here I am trying to restore.

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jesus christ, 90% of dog dicks are fucking disgusting.

Was probably eleven or so and older sister and her friend came in my room and asked me "can my friend see your weird dick?". Excited girls wanted to see my dick, so I ignored the "weird dick" bit, and sat on the end of the bed and whipped it out. The laughed and her friend said it "looked like a pokemon". They just said thanks and left the room. Put my dick away and went back to playing vidya

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Been with over 50 girls and never had any turn me down cause I'm uncut. Saying you have makes all that sound like BS.

you saying you've been with 50 girls makes you sound like BS

he never said the opposite, jew cuck. you need to be alive to have *any problem* maybe you should kys to avoid them?

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>you aren't uncut you have phimosis, theres a difference. LOL
>aren't uncut
>you have phimosis
You LITERALLY can't have phimosis without being uncut. Are you learning disabled? Do you not know how words work?

brit here. uncut is normal

used to like it when my ex gf would stick her finger in my foreskin and play

my wife had only ever had one guy before me and he was cut, so she had fun exploring ways to make it feel good for me while we were dating.

>mfw now we have kids and only get to have furtive pre-sleep sex that's frequently interrupted by a crying baby.

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had a jewish gf say it was cute and she liked how it felt in anal

UK here, uncut is normal, all girls here know how to please uncut dicks.

Being uncut is so vastly superior when it comes to sexual pleasure.

Yea, no girl I’ve been with has been surprised that I have a normal unmutilated penis. Because I live in a civilized country. American girls are trash.

I'm a son of Issac who is uncut; it's been the cause of strife in the past. When Abraham is accepted as the cuck he is then I think this type of unholy mutilation will cease.

see I dated a jewish girl for a while and she had fun with it and loved the way it felt for regular sex, but said it was too much friction for anal. I even bought some of that expensive butt lube and she just couldn't take it.

>Always used to watch anime with girl in my friend circle
>we were in middle school so we always used to crack jokes at the sex stuff cause "sex is funny lol"
>we end up stumbling on hentai, and find a futa girl video
>whole episode has this girl with long foreskin
>my friend keeps saying she doesn't understand what that is
>try to explain foreskin, draw awkward doodles to show how it works
>she doesn't understand still
>she asks if I'm uncircumcised
>yup
>can I see it?
>okeydokey
>Let her touch it
>She sticks her finger under the skin like they do it the anime
>holy shit that feels amazing
>she stares at it for a second and just pulls it back all the way HARD
>HOLY FUCK THAT HURTS FUCKFUCKFUCK
>she just says she's sorry a bunch and I spend the next ten minutes struggling to pull the skin back up
>she lets me see her pussy as apology
>things went better than expected

maybe he has paid more than 50 girls

Show penis then

Uncut burger here. Never had a girl turn me down once. One girl didn’t like to blow me, but that was her problem, I think. I feel bad for guys that will never know what it feels like having a girl put her tongue between your foreskin and dickhead while sucking your cock.

>kinda nervous cause I'm uncut and have had been turned down by girls in the past when they found out
The US really is fucking insane.

Fucking retard

Lmao I've never been turned down having dick skin but I live in canada

Yeah, they are.

Faggot

Another mutilated kid that dosnt know what hes on about.
You do know there is a high chance a grown ass man had your baby dick in his mouth. Might want to have a chat with your parents about that sweetheart

Got with a black girl at a party. She lol'd as soon as she saw it but then said she was sorry for laughing and that it was the first time she saw a foreskin irl. She pulled it back and kept being like "DAAAAAAAAMN! Your dick is fuckin' PINK!" and kept rubbing my dick head around her lips saying she "gotta put on her lipstick"
It was... an experience

I belive op. Most americans are high functioning retards, especially american women. Im not surprised he got turned down because he wasnt cut. This is after all the same people that tried to book vacations in wakanda after black panther came out

This is true. Most cut fags in the uk are asian. And they have little cocks anyway so no one is bothered by them

Sounds like the best never happened story ever

giving money to the homeless to fuck them makes it charity dude

you reminded me that I got my first blowjob from a homeless girl after I gave her and her friend some dunkin' donuts. Best donuts I ever got.

As soon as the DAAAAMN left her mouth i would have noped out of there

It's the only way to ensure that the child will have a proper hesetic upbringing, possibly even an attempt at becoming the child's mother.

Current gf loves it says it gives an extra sensation when we fuck. I love her playing with it. Glad im uncut fuck the kikes

I'm uncut. Never had any kind of problems with girls (I'm latino, by the way).

Most homeless girls give amazing blowjobs from having no teeth due to all the meth.

thankfully mine was still pre meth (or at the very least she still had all her teeth) but she was also pretty young, like her and her friend looked like they were in their early 20s. I'm just lucky I didn't catch anything

White dude here, uncut, never once had an issue with a girl, they just dont care.

Uncut Germanfag here. Being uncut is standard in germany. I had phimosis as a kid but i managed to strech the foreskin enough when i was 14 yo. My dad had the same problem and was cut in his early teens, i wanted to avoid that by any means and luckily i managed to so so. I remember it was pretty painfull and also kinda smelly retrackting my foreskin for the first time. Took me a week or so to get used to the new feeling.

>sleepover at cousins
>they are two girls, we stay up all night goofing off
>they ask to see my dick
>drop pj bottoms, and sit open legged while they lean in
>they keep saying how cute it is, also pet it/talk to it like a small animal
>they legit treat my dick like it's alive
>ask me if it's hungry
>don't know how to respond, but like the attention so just say "I dunno lol"
>the two of them take turns sticking small candies into my foreskin
>after a bit of this they decide to go to sleep
>I awkward walk to the bathroom and have to fish candy from under my skin
>still not sure why I just let them do that
growing up is weird, Yas Forums

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>masturbate to fat asian girl
>Didn't invite her to come play with it more
College wasn't fun for you, you royally cockblocked yourself.