COVID-19 THREAD.
How have you managed to cope with this quarantine shit thanx to the virus that's about to wipe out 5% of the population pretty soon? INCLUDING YOUR GRANDMMA.
Watching porn? Jerking off?
Doing drugs?
Killing people?
Stealing shit?
Fucking the wife? TITS OR GTFO
Spying on your sisters?
How dammit.. HOW?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By being safe. I have to work at Target but I'm just distancing myself from everyone and washing hands all the time, never touching my face.
If I get Chink Aids I will kill chinks til I die
the virus has already killed my grandmother, she was 87.... also killed my mother, 63 with chronic asthma... and the fucked thing was i couldnt even attend their funerals cause of the 2 person minimum law now....
where you from?
USA
sorry to hear dude. does each state have different restrictions?
Guys, listen to this guy:
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Takes some time but HE KNEW ABOUT ALL THIS COVID19 SHIT 10 YEARS AGO, like WTF....
This guy knows some shit... except for the last half where he rambles on about UFO's and time travel and that crap... pure bulshit. But the 1st half is the one that matters.
THIS IS THE TRUE SOURCE OF THIS CRAP, RIGHT THERE!! I mean holy fuck, why is it only 40,000 views??? Why is it not in the millions???!!!!!!!
from what i gather all states implemented the same isolation rules.
You’re a fucking retard
And could you give some more information about the situation in the US?
I just have some business tasks with Americans next month. And I don't understand do they work and when they will. I really enjoy what is happening now. Couse we will never see something like this anymore. However, I'm would like my personal expenses anyway.
Stocking up on food and hoping it gets worse to the point we're at full lockdown > resource scarcity > riots > post apocalyptic USA > I become king of the rubble.
That's exactly what's going to happen brother.
Guys... since I waws about 5 years, I too heard from occultist sources and such (Initiates in the esoteric and secret societies with whom my relatives have always been in touch) that a cataclysm is indeed impending. That the story of Noah's Arch and whatever... that stuff is true, it happens every 13,000 years or so... and I shit you not, I've heard this stuff since I was 5.
Now this guy mentions the disaster in question... he says rich people in occult circles know about it too.... I mean........... WTF........
I'M TELLING YOU, WWIII IS ON THE WAY FOLKS... WOT ARE YOU GOING TO DO IF YOU GET DRAFTED?? HEED THE CALL??
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i've been quarantine since I got out of the hospital 3 years ago, you guys are pussies
We're fucked. Half of everyone I know isn't taking this seriously at all. No social distancing. Most places where I am are still open at some level.
They think it's a joke. There are coronaparties.
I'm taking prudent measures. isolating. only going about business during odd hours when nobody is around. They think i've gone off the deep end.
In two weeks, there will be panic.
You're drinking the koolaid, retard. 1.4% death rate and falling as testing becomes more widespread. And that's only counting people that have been tested. They can test for antibodies now to see if you previously had covid, and if everyone were to get checked, the death rate would almost guaranteed drop below 1%. If you consider the fact we don't have a vaccine for it like we do the seasonal flu, it's LESS deadly.
Reports are coming in across the states that influx of cases are dropping off, except in packed metropolises like NY, etc.
I'm from Washington, living in AZ. AZ has taken unnecessary measures but spread here in negligable. Washington is about to hit its peak. Most of the damage was done thru media inciting mass hysteria and packing grocery store and the like with potentially infected people, accelerating the spread like gasoline on a flame.
I'm embarrassed for the complete, wailing ignorance of my fellow humans at this point. So reliant on the government to take care of you and the media to spoonfeed you opinions. It's fucking shameful.
I can't believe there are people as stupid as you browsing Yas Forums.
this so fucking much, thank you user for giving me hope that there still are people who know how to use their brain
Same here. But I'm well beyond food, long-term medical supplies, solar and muhguns. Just got *another* fuel transfer tank off of craigslist. Filled it up with *another* 100 gallons of non-ethanol. So all said I've got about 400, also grabbed about 100 gals diesel. I'll have fuel for a few years after the collapse of civilization.
I am glad, fuck your grandma and mother. They were useless cunts.
really?
You seem to have mommy issues.
Good work Comrade, make them feel safe.
Communists get the rope first. No one is safe in a world where statism is the new religion and the masses throw away human rights for perceived security. Feel free to actually provide constructive criticism of anything I've said, though. I'll wait.
It's really the perfect storm. Dipshit at the helm and and people still roaming around everywhere, spreading this thing unwittingly killing one another. Considering the USA has a very high rate of diabetes, obesity and high blood pressure, it really doesn't look good at all. America = joke of the world
In this case, actually, old fatass retards who think they're stronger than the laws of physics because of their american flag jesus fish bumper sticker will be the first to go. And the only regret I feel is that I know they'll hurt people who might not have actually deserved it.
I'm eating the earth. I'm in the ocean now. I'm an amoeba. One day I will grow and become the next big thing.
that's not how it works dumbass
Nice copypasta faggot.
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Cringe.
Monday to Friday WFH along with my preggo wife (she's also doing WFH). Go for a run every morning, watch movies at night, do the groceries for us and the parents on Saturdays, going for a hike sometimes. Have sex 3-4 times a week, get shitfaced with friends during videochat 1-2 times a week. Could be worse...
I don't watch porn anymore, I just look at pictures and I don't masturbate. My erections are like iron now.
I don't have drugs here. Might do mdma in the future.
Only if they tresspass on my property.
Stealing is wrong, I don't steal.
I'm going to IMPREGNATE my wife. She's fertile.
I have a sister in the house whom I have fapped to before. But she's not that hot and she's been ignoring me. Just as well, because she's a hospital nurse and could catch COVID. She has terrible hygiene too; yesterday she licked the ketchup bottle.
Exactly the word I was looking for to describe what I did when I read your edgelord screed, thank you.
I'm not quarantining because I ain't no bitch.
i haven't ejaculated or masturbated in 64 days, when school got cancelled i was concerned for the existence of abstinence during the following 3 weeks as I have had sexual dreams about viewing porn and in them I was content with relapse, during the day however i get no urges so i am confident i can make it to 80+ days no ejaculation with no setbacks
its less than 1% because only people confirmed to have covid19 and to have died from it, are considered covid19 deaths. the suspected victims aren't counted.
but really, if you so sure this is 'overblown', go walk into a hospital during the peak of covid19 and see the chaos for yourself. but you wont do that will ya. it'd change your world view, and who wants to be wrong.
what you say doesn't matter, human rights are overrated.
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Honestly it's pretty cool, i've been getting pretty impatient about the inheritance coming my way to be honest. They've been on death's doorstep for like 4 years now.
going to lmao when you're one of the first ones to die. Seriously, prepper fags are nothing but giant targets if things go to shit. I'm not going to head into the cities to loot, i'm going to hit up the woods looking for your bunker. All I need to do is stock up on ammo.
My best friend is an EMT in Washington. I've seen the chaos. Doesn't disprove anything I've said.
The suspected/unreported deaths are far outstripped by unreported/untested/asymptomatic cases, and this gap will only continue to widen.
Stop.
Drinking.
The.
Koolaid.
I have been enjoying the free pornhub premium
I didn't write that. You're cringe though. You big baby. Put on your diapers. You suck at commenting. You're cringe. kys.
And about 100,000 more people have recovered from it than died from it.
yeah cuz real life is like a game, you 12?
40%
>How dammit.. HOW?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've never ever felt such anger reading a post
kill your fucking self normie nigger shitface.
lmao you're the one prepping for a video game style apocalypse.
and even if it does happen, I'm going to need supplies from somewhere. I don't have it myself, so why wouldn't I go for the people who do? You fags can never shut up about your stockpile and bunker because yuo have to justify the wasted money by showing it off, so like I said, you make yourselves nothing but big targets. Even if you didn't have people trying tor ob you, you'd have tons of neighbors and everyone else they told at your door/hatch begging for help.
You do know preppers routinely rig 5.56 casings on a makeshift firing pin in tiny holes on the ground, right? Have fun bleeding out because you think you're a badass but probably couldn't even figure out how to apply a tourniquet.
That's okay, you're still absolute dogshit at insulting people lmao.
>Cringe
>Kys
>You suck at commenting
This is some next level grade school shit right here, I'm almost impressed.
see, you can't help yourselves. Thanks for telling me about yet another one of your silly traps to look out for.
Maybe, but it won't be you.
>believing actual preppers dont already have a literal ton of guns and ammo and a well planned defensible location
>and the desire to turn 16 year old newgun rambos into edgelord jerky with extreme prejudice
>you also need a helicopter to find them and be less than 350 lbs to get there
You won't have fuel for a few years, because fuel goes bad in less time than that
I'm not a prepper, but you're absolutely retarded if you think you're going to be able to "look out" for traps like that.
Regardless, you'll get dropped hundreds of yards out if you ever even found a spot in the first place.
I don't need shit to find them. Most of you are more than willing to give tours to everyone at the rural king who asks about it. And some fatass walmart redneck with a pipe buried in the ground most likely doesn't know shit about defending a location. It would be as easy as just waiting until they get complacent and poke their head out and they're done, and I can claim their buckets of costco mac&cheese.
You’re a fucking retard. The hospitals are packed because humans are god damn stupid. Everyone who gets sick now has corona no matter what it is, of course their fear will make anything worse.
REMINDER You signed a contract with the bank even if your tenants don't pay you still the owe the bank money.
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>being this uninformed
confirmed for zoomer who doesn't even know the basics of proper non-ethanol fuel storage
You are what's known as "free ammo delivery".
we'll see, cletus
This user gets it
The panic caused by social media to create panic buying so people overspend because government kniw 2 weeks lockdown will kill any economy
We shall, bring plenty of ammo.
Lmao you have no concept of prepper aside from some reality tv stereotype. Good fucking luck, mate. Do you know how many of these are people who are trained in tacmed, rifle handling, squad tactics, explosives, have NVGs for shits and giggles, etc.? This is a demographic prepared to take a last stand against feds. You're a lazy, ignorant twat that couldn't even make it a mile in gear if you even had any. An afterthought.
Honestly I am just going to work like any other day. Next week I get a week vacation which is nice, but my job is more important than the silly old flu.
Gasoline and diesel have about 12 month shelf lives you dumbass
Elaborate einstein
Confirmed ozfag
>majora ?
Fuel stabilizers can extend the lifespan of properly stored gasoline to 3 years.
Dumbass.