Well. Lost my job to corona chan. As of today, I'm officially broke...

Well. Lost my job to corona chan. As of today, I'm officially broke. Spent my last 9 bucks on gas in case I get a lead on a job. I live close to a meijer, so getting groceries wont be hard, but no money.
>tldr beg thread cus hungry
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why didn't you have a rainy day fund?

get rid of your internet connection 1st buddy.... thats a luxury you can no longer afford in these modern times....

I did. My car needed repairs and then I had to pay rent, which added up to about 3,700. That and I lost 14,000 out of my 401K. I had about 15 dollars left over, so I bought some ramen and some gas and now I'm broke.

Internet is included in my rent. So are all of the rest of my utilities.

Fuck the government for fucking us all over, instead choosing to prolong a few grannies lives by a year (two thirds of those who would die due to the virus were in their last year of life anyway). These lockdowns and other extreme measures are a Kikeish plot to destroy our society. Hate the Jews so fucking much!

>. I live close to a meijer,
Midwest, doesn't matter you are a fucking goner. You people were too retarded and didn't believe shit was real and now you are one of the biggest hot spots. Worse then New York or California by far now.

Maybe. Idk. I frankly dont care. Its fucking me over. I went from making good money and not worrying about anything to losing everything and now I'm about to be starving soon.

well that sucks man
have you applied for unemployment yet?

>Meijer
Is that the Midwest or Northwest, I don't remember? I think Midwest but I know Shnucks operates there.
Stay strong, user. I hope the Cards do well if they ever get to play again.

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Even if I get corona, I'll likely be fine. I'm 26 and have a great immune system. I kind of always knew this was a big deal, but i didnt expect to lose my job over it. Also yeah, I'm in Michigan about 3 hours from Detroit.

Listen up, zoomer cunt. You only own things, because we allow you to. We own YOU. Every part of your existence is made possible because of us, and we can take it away whenever we like. It's going to be a very, very long time before you'll ever be your "own self", because we have many decades left before we die out like you wish we would.

In the meanwhile, enjoy paying us rent. This so-called "boomer remover" virus isn't going to wipe us out. Not in the SLIGHTEST.

Yours Sincerely,
Boomers

P.S. You're a fucking faggot and you'd better smarten up and start listening to your elders. Your BETTERS.

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The MI unemployment site is fucked. I've tried to file, but the servers are so overloaded that anytime I try, it just loads infinitely. I still try once every few hours every day.

>I'm 26 and have a great immune system
Then the info you are receiving is wrong. Yes alot of old people dropped dead first but haveing a really good immune system is actually the problem. You don't get sick b/c the virus makes you sick you get sick b/c it makes you immune system over react and kill you.
"IT ONLY AFFECTS OLD PEOPLE" Is super misleading and fail info.

Sounds like it wont be my problem soon then. But for now, I'd rather die not hungry

>I've tried to file, but the servers are so overloaded that anytime I try, it just loads infinitely.
I knew a lot of people were being laid off, but when the unemployment site is fucked you know things have gotten really really bad.

Thanks for the 58 cents user.

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Ah, I was thinking Missouri. I went to a Tigers game in Detroit one time. Sorry Detroit and Flint got so fucked.
Stay healthy.
Is Ypsilanti a decent place to live? I almost took a job there three years ago. It seemed nice from the internet.

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It's really bad. The only person in my friend group that's not laid off is a nurse. Everyone else is out of work.

>but when the unemployment site is fucked you know things have gotten really really bad.
LOL have you ever used a Unemployment site before all of this??????????????????? They NEVER fucking work. Fail load over and over have to just keep refreshing till you get threw that is all 100% normal for almost any government website. Was doing the same stuff he is saying 12 months ago. Working as intended. What they really want is you to rage quit half way threw and not complete it.

Ypsi can be ok. There are nicer parts of it, but it's a college town adjacent to detroit so the ghetto pours rolled in and kind of fucked up the town. But you could live in saleen or Sunday and commute in. Those are both really nice little towns.

What a faggot why didn't you do what i did and lose your job 7 months ago. PFFFFFFFFFTTT.

No, I've never been unemployed before. I'm a powersports tech and being certified, I've always been in really high demand, so ive never needed it.

Damn, you're right. I should have thought of that.

Best country on earth my ass.
Don't know why you yanks put up with your shitty system and lack of social security, other than not knowing any better.
Move to Europe for reals

Normally not one to beg, but I have like $10 to my name and I’d also appreciate the help. Only one person in the house works atm

$HunterSFF

Thanks man. I'm from Memphis, so not too worried about the ghetto element.
Perhaps when coronashit goes away I'll go up there and check it out. Everyone I've ever met from Michigan had a great, perverted sense of humor.

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I was born and raised in canada and frankly, my friends back home dont have it much better. I also live in the US because I make more money here and all the best trade schools were here.

Eurocucks are fucking scum, anyway most of Europe is muslim now

I live in Kalamazoo and I really like it here. It's just big enough of a city to have the things you want and not so big that the crime is terrible. Pretty nice city. Michiga. Would be great if the winters didnt suck and cara didn't rust away in 10 years.

What's your trade?

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ok, boomer

That’s cashapp btw

Thanks for the penny Armando.

LOL nigger ain't no one gonna give you no money.

I'm a powersports tech. So I work on all of your rich people toys. Boats, quads, side by sides and motorcycles. Stuff like that.

The problem is right now we're getting the worst of both worlds. Things are shut down enough to seriously fuck up the economy but not enough to actually stop the spread of Coronavirus.

reclaim shekels from plastic card, don't pay back

10-4 Dinosaur

I love the cold, but I say that as a southern boy, so I might not know what I'm talking about.
Sucks about the cars, though
I know better than to buy any car from north of the Mason-Dixon line.
Sounds fun. I work on planes, so similar rich people things. Is there work right now?

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I fucked over my credit score at 18 like a dumbass and I made good money into my 20's, so like an idiot, I never worked on getting fixed because I just bought the things I want. So I cant get shekel card.

I'm OP. So, no, theres no work right now and it's not the cold that sucks, it's the snow and ice.

Lost your job and lost the game.

Bruh. It's been like 12 years without a loss. Fuck.

Yeah, because Europe is doing so much better right now.

Oh wait, no it isn't.

Glad I could help man.

Yeah, the snow and ice will fuck you up. I've wrecked a couple times in that shit. I got to see two people fall down a flight of stairs one time, but not before I did so, myself. It made me feel better though, seeing them slip.

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Where are you getting your statistics? I'm a travel nurse fag in Fayetteville, AR, and we, to date, only have 18 confirmed cases in Northwest Arkansas.

Vi bor i norge min nigger. Gå til NAV.

I was raised in it, so I've never actually wrecked a car, but I've had some close calls.

NAV?

Lol, I always figured y'all were bullshitting about not wrecking. Maybe we really can't drive for shit here.
What's up? In LR.
Dubs checked

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I love living in Michigan from about April through October. The other half of the year fucking sucks. I don't like cold weather and the lack of sunlight really fucks with my mood. I want to move somewhere warmer but since I'm in the auto industry it doesn't make sense.

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Is this Norwegian unemployment website?

Yeah, MI is probably the place to be if you work in the auto industry. What do you do? What warmer place do you think you would be happier?
Do you understand how much summer sucks? It's oppressive, before you factor in the humidity.

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Look at an actually up to date map

It is.

>What do you do?
I'm a project manager for ADAS stuff. It's pretty cool.

>What warmer place do you think you would be happier?

Virginia maybe, or one of the Carolinas. Or Colorado, I love Colorado.

>Do you understand how much summer sucks?

Nah, I've never minded warm weather. It's the cold I can't stand.

Just navigating through this website makes me really angry at US unemployment site.

I don't know what ADAS is. What is it?
I took a day trip to Hilton Head, SC, when I went to Savannah a few years ago. It was beautiful and Savannah was awesome.
Trust me, the heat down here is the worst. Sounds like you'd love it. I don't. The thunderstorms are incredibly great, though.

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This is complete and utter bullshit. I'm from Washington and know a half dozen or so people, personally, in their 20s that tested positive and recovered with no issues. One of them has mono along with covid and the covid came and went,
and the mono is much worse but she's doing way better now.

Fuck that sucks user. I had to buy my girlfriend a car when hers went out and she couldn't afford a new one. I recouped just in the last three months but if corona would have struck just a little sooner...hang in there mang

I'm just hungry. My Bill's are paid, but now I'm out of food. That's why I made a beg thread. Cus I want to buy groceries.

>if it wasn't for these goddamn jews my white grandmother would be dead! >goddamn jews letting the economy go to shit to save white elderly people and LITERALLY EVERY ELSE WHO USES A FUCKING HOSPITAL FOR ANY OTHER REASON
Do you even know what you're bitching a about? Because you sound confused

>I don't know what ADAS is. What is it?

Advanced Driver Assistance Systems. I mostly handle radar and video, so stuff like emergency braking, lane change assist, stuff like that.

The Jews are scum, they want to destroy our economy and society (what do you think "social distancing" is?). They will end up killing millions due to the poverty caused, but at least some granny survives an extra six months

>you are one of the biggest hot spots. Worse then New York
Are you retarded? You're just making shit up completely out of thin air and it doesn't even make sense

For now, but you will have it worse, you'll see in time. PLUS your country doesn't take care of its citizens in hard times
Thanks to proper safety nets for their people nearly all European countries do.
It's just sensible and part of what makes the first world the first world. America is starting to resemble India with all the horific poverty everywhere. In 10 years you'll be shitting in the street.

Is that the kind of argument that justifies the shitty standards you have there?
I guess the shoe fits.

I just posted in that thread too. Hey op lol

>Mass aggregate statistics are utter bullshit. I'm from Washington and know a half dozen or so people
Great job kiddo. Great example of a stupid fucking fallacy

>Is that the kind of argument that justifies the shitty standards you have there?
Not denying the point though. Europe is full of muslims. Civil war is coming because more than half of the population are Muslims but all the rest are gays/trannies (look at the disgusting spectacle of Eurovision for proof), there will be a civil war between the two soon.

Except its killing plenty of normal people too.
You will probably die too since you're clearly a fat fuck. Can't wait until you get it and cry like a little bitch.

Cool shit, user.
It's not for me, but I can appreciate it.
I hope we can all go back to work tomorrow.

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are you really that asshole at dynetics?

>I base all my beliefs on dank infographics from stormfags.
Meanwhile in the civilised real world we enjoy life and don't have a hard on for apocalyptic fantasies because our lives are so shitty.

Plenty of normal people? Nope, the vast majority have pre existing health conditions. The small minority who aren't are disproportionately covered in the news, because that generates interest. 24/7 news coverage, newspapers, and especially pond scum like Piers Morgan have whipped up so much hysteria that they should all be executed after this.

I dont know what that is, so I'm going to say no. I'm just a recently poor dude from Michigan.

But that's the point - Europe is full of either cucks, faggots, transfaggots, or muslims. Taxes are ridiculously high, freedom is nowhere (in France you have to have a signed document just to leave your house), and yet you're all so fucking arrogant. You like to claim you're better than everyone almost as much as the ching chongs, but you're even more pretentious!

Make a video where you declare yourself poor American trash and I'll send you $20.