What's your daily quarantine routine right now?

>wake up at 5 pm
>cry
>masturbate
>cry
>refuse to eat food because am fatfuck
>watch youtube videos
>masturbate while crying
>go bed

>wake up at 7 PM
>say hi to family, make coffee
>make beats/play geimz
>jack off to lolis
>wonder why I continue to choose this lifestyle at age 22
>text friends/gf
>play Pokémon Go
>eat a shit ton once everybody is in bed
>pirate software/browse the web for a few hours
>sleep until 7 PM again

retirement care? fuck is that

So much cope. Those excuses for being a sack of shit suck. Just admit you're a sack if shit and stop playing victim feeling bad for yourself. Grow a pair you sound like an infant

Wake up
Check emails and texts
Check news
Get the fuck out of bed and piss, brush teeth
Drink my preworkout and get back on my computer for 10 minutes to check more news
Hit my prison style workout. Today was chest, lots of dumbbell presses and elevated pushups... Went for a jog, came home and did some burpees.
Went to the store to get alcohol and food and try to find milfs or someones daughter to stick my cock inside of.
No luck today
Came home, worked on some house shit.
Told the fat chick who loves me that I'm hanging out with another girl even though I'm at home lol I need that bitch off my cock. She's just very hard to lift, pun.
Napped, made dinner.
Yas Forums for some dark shit.
Tomorrow is a badass workout to start the day... so I don't grow tits like you soft pussy fucks
Then It's more housework before Monday back to making money. I might have the fat chick come blow me. It's hard because she sucks my dick any time I want but she cock blocks hotter pussy.

Mom?

typo, i mean just places where retired cunts go, generally cafes and shit.

>wake up
>wax off
>chainsmoke throughout the day
>eat like a mouse to conserve food
>play state of decay 2
>wax off
>go to sleep
>rinse repeat

Prison style workout dude...? You mean calisthenics...? The fat girl is the only woman who will ever love you.

I drink then I sleep, before I sleep I embarass myself. Repeat

How do you wax off twice without waxing on at all?? Mr miyagi confuse

so basically you have potential and you choose to waste it on thots instead of getting an education and life

Correction, he believes he has potential but is delusional, hence the fat girl supposed 'cockblocking'. Riiiiighttt she's why you hardly get laid

>wake up
>grab a brush and put a little make up
>hide the scars to fade away the shake up
>whyd you leave your keys upon the table
>here you go create another fable
YOU WANTED TO user

I go to school full time

>wake up at midday/1pm
>have lunch
>fuck around through the afternoon, do chores or whatever
>7pm or so, launch crusader kings 2 and play till 5am
>go to sleep
>wake up at midday/1pm
>repeat

lol yes calisthenics... Ever done them? I didn't think someone with titties like you would know that word

When do you wax on?

lol if it was me and you around girls, we'd see who has potential. Bet you have tits like a bitch

Same as before quarantine
>wake up 3pm
>watch youtube, drink coffee
>play games
>have home gym
>work out at around 8pm
>protein heavy meal 9pm
>jack off
>watch anime or play video games
>sleep at 5am

I work and go to school... and work out... and get my dick sucked or fuck every time I nut. And I have investments and savings, and live in sunny SoCal. I'm wasting my life????? lol Bruh you need to step your game up... Not the xbox game, matter of fact I play 0 video games because i'm not a kid. Grow up, dork

see, when you said you go to school full-time I was like "oh cool, he's going to college, good for him" but now I'm like 90% sure you're in high school

And i'm 100% sure you have titties lol

Also living with your parents in SoCal doesn't qualify, twerp. I could probably crush your skull like a Coke can little faggot.

Technically muscle boobs on men are titties too.
The reason you're so obsessed with everyone else having titties, is probably because you're insecure about your pecs looking like tits.

What? The little bitch is getting defensive? You gonna shit and cum all over your Southern Californian floor and maybe piss your pants, nigger?

My quarantine routine is to go to work like usual.

lol if you were that hard or real, you wouldn't be a fat slob

17pm is 5pm. We put the pm there so we can use the 12 hour system. Yes, it's retarded.

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Oh really? Thanks for the insight, Freud! But no..... it's because soft ass mother fuckers who always want the easy way out wear titties on their chest. it's the mark of a soft individual who doesn't handle business... and you fuckin know it

wake at 10
log into computer, fight off hangover
wank at 11
lunch at 12
work for 2 hours
wank at 2
start drinking at 3
drunk by 6
dinner at 7
wank at 8
more drinking until midnight
pass out

Nothing just talking on discord. Trying to get people to join this one. .gg/FgCUaNp

If you talk hard but have titties I just laugh and keep it movin. Real recognizes real. and fake is so easy to see

I don't understand the animal crossing hype. They barely added anything since the GameCube version. All the new content is busy work (lol just make another axe bro get stung by Bees bro do your daily quests bro) and self-advertising features. We'll give you special points for taking photos :)))) don't forget to share your photos to promote our lazy "AAA" release title :)))

can you tell how miffed I am that I got a switch for this psuedo game?? I used to play the GameCube one religiously. I... trusted Nintendo...

trusting companies was the real mistake here

I've known both driven fat people and lazy fat people, it doesn't neccesarily mean what you think it does. There are fat fucks out there that have very succesful lives.
Having a hard chest doesn't equate going hard in life.

But sure, everyone with soft tissue on their chests are unsuccesful, lazy and don't know how to handle business.

Honestly do you even read what you type, you sound like some kid foaming at the mouth, typing while you jack off to your own mirror image.

try doing some exercise m8

Hey buddy, I was 16 once too. And angry at the world. But I knew when to pick my battles. Son, when the tren finally hits and you want to hurt yourself--please fucking do it. Do all of us a favor and blow your brains out. Your parents will be happier and more importantly the mods will be happier because they don't have to babysit a kid. Later, beaner. I gotta go back to work.

Yeah *clearly* you're very chill and secure lmao faggot

Fat fuck, bet I'd have you on your back like a turtle lol. I'd soccer kick your fat face while you tried to lift your gigantic ass off the pavement haha... gasping for air and shit lol

this doesn't sound like a very healthy routine

1.- Sleep at 2 - 3 pm
2.- Wake up at 10 pm
3.- Pour myself a glass of whiskey
4.- Smoke a cigarette and watch Netflix or Amazon Prime
5.- Smoke weed
6.- Wait until I'm drunk/high enough to start mixing music.
7.- Spend 3 - 4 hours mixing an album.
8.- Take a break and repeat 3, 4 and 5.
9.- Listen to the final mix for the day, and make tweaks if needed.
10.- Order some food
11.- Go to bed and maybe play video games while laying down

Repeated every day so far. Once I get an acceptable rough mix I'll go to my studio and continue there.

So off base lol wow

user, I would like you to go to the nearest mirror, look at yourself, and read, out-loud, what you've just wrote here.

Your real and relaxed nature comes through in your writing. Clearly you have a lot of confidence and that's why nobody in this thread wants to mess with you.

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I still go to work because I’m not an unemployed civilian whose work space is so unclean it’s considered a breeding ground for viral infection.

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You fools are just triggered cuz you're all fat pedo's playing videogames with no future... it's not too late though. You can start right now! but the controller and poptart down lol

haha I say shit like that to myself all the time... I'm hard as fuck on myself. Men have to be, otherwise they get soft and weak... like you

Pedo, yes, but I'm actually very small and skinny and have a really cool job and stuff

it's almost like... I'm not controlled by my monkey desires like some sort of mecha

Yet you've become the subject of this thread by being a fucking joke of a human being? Seems like somebody went a little too hard in the gym and a little too soft on the books.

I got you marked out. Wake up and be better. quit filling your desires. Do what you don't want to do. That's what makes men... Bunch of 30 year old children up in here

this is solid. however I dont believe you really do dis

This nigga is a twig who thinks he's swol and a big shot you can just tell. People like this are psychopaths and retarded. Go fuck your hambeast and get off of Yas Forums if you don't belong here

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Soft on the books? I don't think so... I think I'm pretty well rounded... I have money in several accounts... but fat pigs almost never have savings because they devour all they have

you're the most insecure poster i've seen in months.

>wake up at 3pm because I cant sleep til 7 am because of anxietyyy awww im scared
>make coffee. drink it while browsing webby
>2 mile run. prison workout consisting of pushups, squats and planks. do about 60 reps and 6 min of planks
> shower, jerk off
>illustrator class time. do that for a couple hours
>eat a big ass meal a day. mostly veggies. fast for the rest ~16 hours
>drink and play video games
>read for a couple hours, go to sleep

Please cope harder faggot. We eagerly await your next lecture

haha the only big shot you know is the one you shoot on to your chubby belly while you beat off to cuck porn you faggot. Do something with your life lol

There's no way you can be serious right now lmao

you had me going
Wh-what
entirely this, it's really sad to watch user, nobody is out to get him and yet he attacks all within sight

>but, I'm an absolute loser
>nearly 30, no accomplishments
>how do I change my life? how do I achieve purpose? for years I've felt like my life will start happening, at some distant point in the future. when will I be able to realize its been happening this whole time

lololol Normies are stuck at home and they outshine you on your own territory... having high school flashbacks?

It's kill time, son. You fucks need roasting