How is Covid affecting you?

>a small part of me that's wants to see the world burn to ashes.

Can you clarify that? You sound like the a typical edge lord

ooof, i started buying all my stocks at the lowest i had seen them this month

Meh...

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Yeah we're take out required right now. I'm in shitty new mexico. Legit all of the restaurants are fucked around us. We've been booming. Before and during this crisis

oh shit, are you black? I'm sorry

Start options trading, its the most secure way to turn $5000 into $5,000,000.

Working from home with a step daughter running around has led to sex

ah fuck you i laughed and spit on my screen

Drugs. Everyone is bored and wants them. Invest $500 into any field and guarantee a large bump in money

i live in NYC and tested positive. bout 12 days in and i have felt shitty but getting over it. immunity here we come

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My online retail business has been busy as shit, I've been working 20 hours a day for the past week

Quite a leap from the normal 3-4 hour work day

I'm on payed leave, company is probably going under but I have 10k merkelshekels in the bank. If I get laid off by law they are obliged to pay me a 50k lump sum but I'm not sure about tax rates.

Essential retailers should be hiring

Hopefully this upcoming economic recession doesn't last too long and doesn't rape too hard.

I think I might order take out one more time for old times sake, but I've been eating home a lot more for cost saving and to avoid corona.

holy shit an infected Yas Forumstard, is it like the regular flu? if it is then i hope these faggot leaders causing this medical martial law trip on a guillotine

tcnnf and lhsif are my buys

Make sure you mute your mic in Zoom when your raw dogging her

I might be homeless in a week or so

Gives your body that nice strengthen effect. What are the come on symptoms you experienced?

And on probation.

>if it is then i hope these faggot leaders causing this medical martial law trip on a guillotine

Average Americunt IQ

absolutely nothing like the flu. i have felt great one second and horrible the next, it came in waves for me and the aches and pains were unmatched by any flu. that being said i never developed a cough and only reached a low fever so i could see how someone older or with asthma could get rekt

get back to work, you're late and if you get one more tardy i'm going to write you up for a verbal counseling

trapped in a small town because god hates you?

Well at least with the Fed printing more money that amount should be worth half come November.

Remember who fucked you when you go to the Polls. Oh wait the Federal Reserve isn't an elected position, never mind.

started with horrible stomach issues, lead to intense body pain and aches, tight chest and low fever, extreme and overwhelming exhaustion, slight nausea and the last two days it has got into my sinuses and the headaches have been bad. but like i said above - about 12 days in so it should be wrapping up soon

How? Evictions are suspended.

Smart move to stay in. We have been lucky when comes to avoidance of the ailment. Thing is, though, I believe I've already had coronavirus back in December. Was sick for about 3 weeks and had zero symptoms of flu or any shit according to my doctor at that point. No idea though... Regardless, the money has been amazing.

Well lets just say alot of my shirts became tank tops. Should have waited in line at costco instead of laughing at those people. Good times....good times

pics of her legs

my life has gotten significantly easier. I live at home rent free, i take my classes online, my job is considered an essential business so i can still work. i get to play vidya and work on my car all day on my days off work. its like im a NEET but i have a life.

Dude, she actually walked in on a conference call in this little inappropriate outfit she teases me with. Was like 3 feet from getting busted.

just shit in the shower, or eat a fiber rich diet, metamucil is my secret

thanks for the info, hope you feel better dude, that sounds intense and sucks ass, god is good youll make it man

You been here before, huh?

I have to bleach and wash rags to wipe my ass, and there's no fucking meat in the stores. that's how. NO GOD DAMN FUCKING PORK!! I'm pissed. I like chicken too, but I don't put it in most of my dishes, and even then THERE'S NO GOD DAMN CHICKEN EITHER. I'm done eating salted fucking meat. I've eaten so much fucking hot dogs and smoked sausage, I'm done.
Fresh produce? I haven't bought any, because you can't tell if anybody's coughed near it at the super market. I tend to make sandwiches out of it, and a rinse doesn't kill coronachan, so no sandwiches.
I've basically been on a diet of fresh potatoes, smoked and cured meats, and packaged meals. I'm shitting liquid every god damn day. I'm done with this shit eating, salt in everything is killing my god damn heart, that's how it's affecting me, user. Thanks for asking.

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Yeah my family had the flu about 3 weeks ago, but it was weird because they got super fucking sick, and I don't remember anyone else being sick (usually with flue season it'll be common for other people I know to be sick).

I also did not get sick, which I thought was weird. I was careful to be clean, but usually whenever they were sick, I was sick, so I feel like they might have had corona.

I heard there's a test being developed, future facing more than likely, that can determine if at any point you had corona (in the near time frame). So I'd be interested to know if they had it, because I had to take them to the ER from how sick they were.

Hoping I'm not a corona sleeper cell.

You'll get over that. I thank you for the feedback and will definitely send some positive energy/prayers your way Yas Forumsro

Good looking out fam. Worse case i got alot of smooth rocks in the back yard. Be one with nature ya feel me.

yeah but i got out

Not gonna lie, working from home is saving me money on tolls and gas, I also have more time.

I just wish I had more toilet paper stocked up. One more week and I'm going to resort to Indian street shitting.

Listen, that wierd "flu" you got back in november - december was not a flu. It was corona.

How do I know? Because I live in jersey and almost every single person from my mother down in georgia to my friends in jersey sick with a "flu".

Even I got sick.... and I never got sick in my entire fucking life. Until this november. And now? That two week couch and nasty ass yellow shit making it hard to breath. I know I had corona and passed that shit for a fact. I was working in food delivery as well so you can imagine. This spread to nearly every part of the country just from me and my job before china ever did anything lmao.

metamucil my friend, your shits will be big orange and wipeless

Tub waffles. Yummy and cloggy for the shower

Sounds like youre on the same diet the Irish were during the great famine.

Praying for you, I tried grocery shopping twice this week and was able to get 1/4 of what I wanted.

get a pocket bidet.
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all of you niggers should invest in a handheld bidet...

Working from home. Kinda annoying most places that deliver food are closed. Kinda happy boomers are dying.

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You are good I'm sure. We build immunities like I was responding to a post in here. My big fear is when fall comes back around and this coronavirus has a possibility of mutating with the flu, creating a supervirus. That will no doubt hurt the whole populace......... pray it doesn't get that far though...

Boomer remover should get rid of them all.

Except for the ones I'm related to, and maybe Dick Van Dyke. Other than that, people over 60 need to go.

niggies i literaly get to play COD and minecraft all day and drink all the yerba mates i want.

but you still owe the cash at the end

I have lots of meat.

>sister in law lives with me and my wife.
>I got to work from home( accounting )
>sister in law also get send home (kindergarten teacher)
>wife gets to stay at home ( receptionist )
>first week was ok
>we eat together, watch tv the three of us etc
>second week we started drinking heavily
>me and mi wife started having sex in the middle of the day out of boredom
>my wife sister she watch us
>I got super turn on by fucking my wife while her sis watched and rubs her clit
>we my wife gets black out drunk
>my sister-in-law get frisky with me
>she suck my cock better than my wife
>as the drinking continues
>I’m fucking her bareback
>feelsgiodman.exe
>next day instant regret
>feel shame and dirty
>so does my wife and sister-in-law
>we barely talk to each other
>we drink again
>we get loose again
>as the days passes we are more open
>my wife it’s ok with our new “feelings”
>this time my wife is not pass out
>we fuck the three of us any way
>I have been fucking them out of boredom.
>they get turn on by licking eachother saliva out of my dick
>wife is on the rag
>still fucking anyways
>try anal in my wife for the first time in our 10 year marriage
>we have been sleeping the three of us on the same bed naked for 4 days now

This corona has been a new sexual awakening in our marriage

IDK bro, this shit is spreading and containment on a global scale seems pretty hard. IDK if it'll go away fast enough to not become a way of life for the next 3 years.

Plus you have retards that are still trying to get together and spread this shit. Just today some mongoloids in my state decided it would be a good idea to get 50 bodies in apartment for a party : nbcnews.com/news/us-news/illegal-house-party-violated-n-j-s-stay-home-order-n1171291

Retards and viruses create a super death weapon.

Duuuuuuuude that makes a lot of sense! I had a hunch I wasn't the only one who had this. I guarantee people have come in my spot with that corona and only one of the 5 of us got sick this run. Me and the other 3 who haven't been sick all talked about being super sick in December/January and I mean SICK. Couldn't do a fucking thing sick level. Man it's crazy how the governments and media keep fixing mindsets to fuck over the innocent. What comes around will go around.

To the guy talking about using t shirts as toilet paper or something...

Why the fuck do you still use toilet paper? Ever since I was sentient enough to wipe my ass, I could see fucking paper dingleberries forming after epic anal fights. I knew better. Shit Shower Shave, That shouldbe your model as a man. Why the fuck you let shit stay near your asshole making it all dirty then dirtying your underwears after when your asshole gets sweaty from sitting down for 6 fucking hours a day. I mean come on guys. That shit is fucking disgusting,

Should be able to hit them with a hard deferment and then payment plan. Its not easy, and nothing is guaranteed but try not to stress too much about it.

Hoping shit works out, at least with this pandemic everyone is fucked so everyone cares.

If this was just one area of the country I'd say GG, but with this there is definitely going to be some special cases in place.

In your mouth and asshole.

Do you live in central or eastern KY?

They do, indeed. Did you see the black plague is making a comeback thanks to the homeless bullshit in California? Imagine that merging with the coronavirus..... or don't. That will be horrific...
Hopefully things go well for the smarter population like ourselves is all I will expect

Great if true.

Post pics of both their feets

No, I’m not a faggot

Some of us have 50/50 problems. Where 50% of shit is in the bowl, and the other half is still hanging on for dear life.

I don't know a lot of faggots that live here. Try Alabama or West Virginia.