Ask a person sitting in a house, sitting in a room, sitting on a leather couch, while on a phone, while on Yas Forums...

Ask a person sitting in a house, sitting in a room, sitting on a leather couch, while on a phone, while on Yas Forums, while on Yas Forums...

Anything.

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how long since your last ejaculation?

How many fingers am I holding up?

how did russian roulette end again?

HOLY SHIT IT'S YOU AGAIN!!!!

Are you any good at games?

Rules

What your shirt say?

Probably about 14 hours

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No. No. Trust me. This is a legend. Let her be. I'm all for tits or gtfo. But no. This is a... wow... idk what type of shenanigans she's going to fucking get up to tonight.

story?

sad effort, kys

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OMFGGGGGGG YESSSSSSSSSS THE HAAAANDD!!!

Negro, you are about to have a story.

Show cock fagoot

Probably this many

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brush your teeth ew

how are you going to fuck with my mind tonight?

show bullets

open mouth tongue out pls

different image from a different thread, sir.

With another meal for later...

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my body is fucking ready

Is that an ugly Male or an ugly female, or some unholy hybrid?

show cock and balls

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Yo molly nice to see ya

Fuck off cunt.
Rules are rules.
OPs probably a Larping faggot, this is /b after all.

Tits or GTFO

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This

Tits or gtfo

The Importance of the “Tits or GTFO” rule:
“There are no girls online” does not mean what you think it means.
This is an anonymous board. There is no need to identify yourself, and the vast majority of anons use /b without having to do so.
The only reason to declare your gender is because, in real life, girls can use their femininity to manipulate those around them. On an anonymous board, this power is stripped away from them. So the only reason to declare yourself a femanon is because you wish to cash in your social status in return for attention. ie; attention whore.
We simply formalise this process by confirming your “attention whore” status by getting you to do something degrading, such as post your naked breasts along with a timestamp.
This ensures /b is protected from Larping catfish threads.

If you do not wish to give tits+timestamp , simply don’t mention your gender.
It’s that easy.

Havent really intended on it on this rainy night...I do have a friend coming over but not sure what will happen who knows...

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no sir

>diabeetus
>soda
lmao

these guys are getting their panties in a bunch about tits. they just don't know..

Are you a bad enough dude?

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Let's discuss our preferred pronouns. I'm They/Them.

so op is fat, and mentally i'll. i see.

OP why did you not kill yourself yet? you know it's for the best

i'm fucking here to the end. no matter how this plays out

can i nut on your face or nah

Oh whats that I hear at the door, has my friend arrived?

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I'M TINGLING!!!

Can we play xbox?

Those teeth.....I have cheese in my refrigerator that is the same color.

Hey f-f-friend, come on in!

Its been while since ive had a visitor to my house.

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is the couch comfy?

i'm hype! hold let me think of a good question... um? what's your favorite animal?

youtube.com/watch?v=vRQEmGnJkEw

Dont come in just yet let me settle things out.

Hate having my room a mess!

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um.. why is there a gun in the corner?

what do your tits look like?

follow up: why do you have a revolver in your hand??

what games and books are on your shelf?

How does a house sit in a room?
How does a room sit on a couch?

this girl/boy's dad seems like a pretty cool guy

Show feet

Is that the Inspector Gadget toy you got from McDonald's? You must be in your mid 20's.

Who took the picture?

Wow you're fast! And it was nothing, its all nothing...we should just go downstairs actually there alot more to do t-t-there

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close on bullets you creature

Believe it or not, phones have had this technology for a while where they can take a photo after a predetermined amount of time has passed. Welcome to the the last 10 years user.

>based calculator choice.

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I'm trans too, how did you tell you parents or did they have suspicions?

>mid 20s
no fucking way, late 20s is being generous if not 30s
no ways creature in pic is actual OP

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Your house looks extremely comfy and well lived in. Medium stained oak, very 80s in the best way possible. 10/10

I've seen you post here before. How often do you frequent this hell hole?

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yeah, let's go downstairs where there's more of a chance of your neighbors hearing me-...

I mean, where there's more to do.

I dont know what your freaking out about *Nervous laugh*
Just follow me

that pic looks like the last thing you see before you black out from psychedelics

Oh you're silly its nothing

Just follow me

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Noooo, you got it all wrong. Very young woman indeed. But look at the calendar on her wall if you don't believe it's her. TImestamp right there.

I'm intrigued

oh dear god. so are we gonna play uno or?

I hate that this is the most interesting thread I've seen in a while.
Show genitals so I can get on with my life.

i think it's time we progressed our friendship. I want to be more than just friends. I want to be.. best friends. *doki* *doki*

Thanks m8.

More pics of house. I love that fucking house. Nice change of pace from mcmansions remodels today. Reminds me of my youth.

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