How is everyone in quarantine?

I can really feel the effects of staying inside all day and not having any face-to-face human interaction. Really depressing. I think I’m gonna get into cycling to spend my time better.

have you ever considered the possibility that this is all a big hoax?

have you ever noticed that all of the sudden everyones in "quarrantine"?
or how powerful people are getting it and now they have to be in "quarrantine"?

and everyone who goes out there and isnt afraid?
they too get "quarrantine"

Coronaviruses are a known thing. Governments are just too slow to prepare for them

there are about 100 of them. there has never been a vaccine for any of them.
This particular coronavirus will likely be seasonal if a vaccine isn't found.

That’s certainly a possibility, but what’s 100% true is that you’re fucking retarded

bored
I miss being able to go out for lunch

you'll feel better almost immediately, when you get active. people aren't meant to be sedentary.

have to second this stress mention
the recent changes to work, societal participation combined with the anxiety induced by reading tons of threads on Yas Forums full of fake bullshit about the virus lead me down a rabbit hole of odd stress induced symtpoms.
the other night i couldn't sleep because i kept feeling like i wasn't able to breathe as i dozed off. it was just anxiety and stress as that day i had spent a good amount of time listening to mainstream news radio
chest pains also occure from bad posture, such as sitting and staring at your phone for too long and/or sitting in a different position than you would while working, like many of us are now as we adjust to working from home
I'll also second that without a fever, you're most likely not infected. and, if you can inhale fully and hold your breath for 10 full seconds without any pain, you're lungs are not being affected by anything that would warrant concern of a respiratory issue

Right now, the wife is sucking my dick...

Cry more you fucking precious little princess faggot

I miss a ripe, musky vagina with a butthole that hasn't been 100% wiped.
hairy.
can you imagine being quarantined for months without vagene in your face?

They are going door to door in rhode island looking for new yorkers? rofl what?

i read earlier today that the mob behind those youtube videos murdered some dude in New Jersey because he breached their you tube site or something, apparently it was reported in some newspaper in NJ

show her butthole and vag

in the whole USA it will be 30 days paralyzation, or it varies from state to state?

Foreigner, from far here.

(You)

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>bored
I miss being able to go out for lunch

You can still.
To eat cockroaches at the streets floor, you dirty white pig, as you always did.

It's state by state. The governors are in control.

I thought I humans before, I really hate them now.

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Ok so

Chloroquine is being used to fight corona.
Chloro means pale and equine means horse- pale horse.
Chloroquine is made in Corona, CA.
Kobe Bryant was buried in Corona, CA.
There are 8 strains of the virus.
Medical martial law is all over the world.

What do you all think?

state by state
most of our states are vast huge swarths of empty land that are sparsely populated. those states are barely affected by the virus
places with large cities (new york and california with los angeles for example) are being hit hard because the population density is extreme
most states are doing a 2 week stay at home period and re-evaluating at the end of each 2 week period

I feel at peace ya know? I feel good ive had time to focus on shit and ignore women and get back to doing my hobbies

Meh, i've basicly been a hermit for the last five years so no change, except for no going out for sushi.

i think your tinfoil might be too tight

Not too sure about the states, from canada. I do airport security and air Canada "postponed" all flights to and from my town. Now to leave we have to go by boat/ferry or drive

I have a folder of about 60 famous people who all got corona before the common folk did.

>feeling like i wasn't able to breathe
Same. It's a mindfuck.

>if you can inhale fully and hold your breath for 10 full seconds without any pain, you're lungs are not being affected by anything that would warrant concern of a respiratory issue
If this is true it's comforting.

I hear bat sushi is safe, kills the coronavirus

I'm an old Yas Forumstard who never left the house anyway.
If it weren't for the internet is have no idea about corona.

>reading threads on Yas Forums
your bad

Not crying, just human. We are social creatures; staying inside all day on 4chin is gonna make you a dead husk of a person

What’s the minimum amount of days of paralyzation you have saw for some state you saw?

Just fine

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Old hermit here, same same.

>I thought I liked humans before, I really hate them now.

???? correct. Also, why you hate them now? Who is the blame of this coronavirus situation?

Im alright, been sleeping A LOT.

I get out once a day usually around 9pm to walk to the store and stock up on more food/caffeine/TP/booze whatever.

tonight I finally found a place that had TP for sale, and I just realized I left it at the checkout counter...

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My last 10 days

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I think it's time to crack open a cold one

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I have been having some kind of buzz in my head for a couple days which is usually how I feel some headaches when am fevered. Also, I feel some silky thing up my throat but no coughs.

>There is no fever
>No strong headache
>No respiratory problem or cough

Please tell me this isn't Corona.

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Depends, I don't think anyone knows. They're making this up as they go, watching what the others do, and adjusting. A lot of governors only had the lockdown through early April, question is whether they extend. The problem is Trump's basically right: If we don't take strict measures, then the coronavirus kills a bunch of people. But if we don't send people back to work, unemployment will look like the Great Depression, people will end up on the streets, and a lot of businesses will go under, also destroying a lot of lives. There's no good choice.

figuring out how to install hackintosh.

That 10 second thing has been debunked, sorry to rain on your party chief

That's a lot of PG fap time

RIP user, let me have your stuff

I am glad I got a 45 roll pack of ass paper from Sam's before the run on it though. It would be shitty to go without toilet paper

>fever is always the first symptom of COVID 19
Calling bullshit on this, aren't there asymptomatic people?

the "good choice" was to watch and learn from all the countries who went through this before we did, like South Korea; test the shit out of everybody, build up stockpiles of essential equipment and drugs, and prepare for the storm

instead Trump sat on his hands, Mitch went on vacation, and the state governors have been left to cobble together their own plans

put 26 hours into Construction Simulator 2. Kinda bored

Yes, and if they were to show symptoms, guess which the first symptom would be?

>Please tell me

If you've been behaving correctly the last 2 weeks then it's likely not CV.
I would say spring allergies.

Fortunately, a company named Abbott Labs will start distributing very accurate tests for CV so you should be able to get tested in a month or so.

I agree with user
It's not the corona that brothers me. I don't even really blame the Chinese.
What is pissing me off is how everyone else is acting from all the trolls online to people hoarding shit, to the genral dumbassery happening

>have you ever considered the possibility that this is all a big hoax?
Did Donald Trump tell you that? You are retarded.

>But if we don't send people back to work, unemployment will look like the Great Depression, people will end up on the streets, and a lot of businesses will go under, also destroying a lot of lives.

Sorry, user, but if we sent the entire population back to work tomorrow, it'd already be too late to avoid this. Not to get all Yas Forums in Yas Forums, but basically 80% of all listed US companies were already running at a loss back in November and shit's only gone downhill since then. Either the Fed prints trillions to backstop all US loses, or we start triaging companies to save and let the rest die. Either way, the huge amount of near-junk debt in the market is going to go into default.

Then the real shit hits the fan.

Normies are so pathetic, staying in is comfy

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Agreed. I feel guilty sitting down playing vidya and watching YouTube all day. Feels like I’m wasting my life

>asymptomatic
the dude explained a symptom
asymptomatic is defined as having NO symptoms so no bs

Started back in January adding extra shelf stable foods to weekly grocery run, extra TP each trip, I,m set for about six months if need be. Laughed at people who laughed at me prepping (I get the last laugh).

>this is all a big hoax?
it is tho
was actually started on Yas Forums as a trade war meme back in Oct

I have been sleeping a lot. I had a dream that Jimmy Somerville was renting my basement.

have you ever considered that you're spelling the word "quarantine" wrong, you dumbass?

>But if we don't send people back to work, unemployment will rob supermarkets.

Fixed that for you. Also this fixing is the same phrase President Bolsonaro of Brazil “Trump’s Best Friend” said in a televisive interview some days ago. I’m brazilian.

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You're straining to blame this all on Trump, because have TDR. Truth is, the entire West fucked up the response. The only countries that managed to contain the virus are China (eventually), South Korea, Singapore, Hong Kong, and Taiwan.

Italy is a disaster. France is a disaster. Spain is a disaster. The UK is disaster. Iran is a clusterfuck on top of a disaster, and India and Africa aren't far behind.

The Western world failed because of reasons beyond Trump: Because in order to contain the virus, it would have required authoritarian measures from the start. No Western population had the stomach for that, it took a while before they realized it was needed.

Trump's response is mixed. He (correctly) blocked flights from China, and got called a racist by the Democrats for his troubles. The CDC fucked up the tests, badly, and lied to the American public, which is more about the bureaucracy than Trump. On the other hand, he kept downplaying the virus in his press conferences, which was definitely a fuck up.

Best Friends. The right-wing will solve the coronavirus problem.

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Trump is a good guy

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I work from home so my schedule hasn't changed at all.
Lost a shit ton of equity and cash in the market. Pretty sad about that.
I have CNBC on during the day so I saw this shit coming long time ago so my supplies are OK.
Pretty pissed at Walmart and Amazon for fucking up deliveries. This is almost as depressing as my stock losses.
Amazon has been way cool about it.
Actually bought some shares at $1750.
So yeah...

>TDR
ORANGE MAN GOOD, YOU BUTTHURT SNOWFLAKE

Interesting, good to know.

>spring allergies
It would be very odd for me since I have never had allergies... then again, I have never been in the middle of a highly contagious pandemic. So little people on the streets made for wildlife to behave strange around here, the bottom line is that it's still possible but not plausible.

I just hope you are right and it's nothing serious.

Hasn't changed much for me. I still stay at home making beats and shit. Only real difference is that I can't just walk to the liquor store anymore.

Was doing good up until tonight
I slept for 2 hours earlier in the day and now I'm stuck up still awake and it's 0600
Healthy sleep is one of the biggest factors for a healthy immune system, and I'm already high risk so I'm kind of pissed at myself

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I've had enough reserve food to last months for years now. Parents grew up poor and so always hoarded food because of the savings from bulk buying. It rubbed off on me though nowhere near as bad. some of the old food I'm trying to cycle out is still stuff they had. So many cans of green beans. Mom really liked her green beans...

jerking off sooooo much

But the longer we keep going, the worse it will get.

The Fed intervening to "save" economy with extra liquidity in the repo market was a bad sign, because the repo market is primarily for businesses that need an overnight loan. In other words, a lot of businesses didn't even have enough reserves to survive a single day.

The 2008 "reforms" and the previous 40 years of monetary policy have created a very fragile system, and a bubble of everything that's popping. This would have happened without the coronavirus.

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>and it's nothing serious.
don't worry about it too much
99% of the people who get will survive.

I started buying in February, about two weeks before the real panic hit
dozens of cans of ravioli, bags of rice, a giant pack of TP, etc etc, and I didn't have to fight anyone for any of it

>confused NPC is confused
are you okay user?

I'm pissed that I can't go to the gym, city went into "lockdown" about 2 weeks ago and I'm starting to develop a gut, all I have at home is a single15kg dumbbell, I go for 10 mile bike ride every day on my single speed fixed gear it's helping maintain my sanity, after that all I do is watch anime, been burning through my queue on funimation, might need to check out netflix I'm sure there's some dubbed shows I didn't finish, also my sleep schedule is all kinds of fucked up, I need more shit to do, I need interaction my life has become so dull without it

They look bigger on the tv

Sorry for the miswording, there are asymptomatic 'Carriers' of the virus. Not sure how anybody can tell somebody that looks good and has no fever might have Corona.

Also, allegedly there are false positives around. But this might also be bullshit. Truth be told, this is a very weird situation to be in.

Used to be that way myself but once the kids moved out and the wife passed I had just been living minimalist.

Fuck quarantine, I still have a life OUTSIDE