ITT: a girl at my supermarket job gave me her phone number b/ you take the wheel

ITT: a girl at my supermarket job gave me her phone number b/ you take the wheel

>dubs
I’ll text anything you say
>trips
Picture + text (no porn)
>quads
Picture + text porn allowed
>Quint
no limit whatever you say

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Hey boobah!

I’m fucking busy right now, bitch

You're pretty

will you marry me?

are you into pegging?

hey tryna fuck?

Show me what you shit with

let me be honest. i just want to smash your cheeks.

Can I suck your titty?

Raping time is upon us.

Winrar

Lemme freak

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Before we go any further, I am obliged to tell you that I'm on the sex offenders register. Nothing to worry about, just a misunderstanding between me and my neighbour's dog.

I'm just trying to be honest.

fucking roll

Oh, sorry. Um... would you like to watch Netflix with me?

I’m sorry, I meant wanna go out for a quarantini?

Legally, I'm not allowed within 100ft of a school

Roll

If sucking titties is a little forward them let me eat that ass out

Um... you can lick my nips too if you want? I don't mean to be selfish.

Lolllll rollinggggggggg

Rolling

I have to tell you I cannot get my penis up.

rolling for this again because it was off by one

...

This

I'll ram my dick forwards down your throat you filthy slut

oof. titty sucking dream is over.

I will let you twist mine

Le banana funny

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Ok I can fist your ass if you want

Winrar

I really really like this picture

Let me double tap that punani like i do in Call of duty baby.

I copped some bananas and a grapefruit from the produce section yesterday. You thinking what I'm thinking?

I am being threatened by Yas Forums to send you these messages. I am so sorry. Also, I hate niggers.

OP better carry this on these are just getting good

Your ass must be jello because as don't shake like that cum slut

You and me. Forward and backward tonight. 11pm your room?

if only this one was first

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Rolling

This is a holdup. Please drop your nudes into this bag

Would you mind if you can gargle my marbles my lady

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>just getting good
lol wat? you mean the thread is over right? I'm just waiting for the last response

you wanna come over?

good guy OP using both wins so the thread isn't over. If this is dubs ignore it.

Yeah, sorry, it was a joke that got a bit out of hand and then the cops got involved

Want to find out?

I intentionally forget to wash my penis

...

Rolling for this

Lol. Rolling

Can you deepthroat?

I apologize for being so straightforward. It's a thing I have. So, wanna gargle on my cum while I twist your nipples :)???

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I was wondering if you could send me a pic of your feet.

Of course it's a joke, who doesn't Shag dogs.

kek roll

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo

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I loved that dog

Lol thank you. So I need some head. Do you want to come over or?

In all seriousness you're pretty cute, question is are you just as forward as I am?

Can I choke you til you pass out while my hard cock is about to cum inside you?

i wish this to be real

OP you fucking legend. End the thread and slam this market bitch. PLEASE for all of us.

lost

top kek

This whore is doing anything for a pic of your cock jesus h

I'll roll for this

In the era of covid19 i need to be open

You think that’s funny, just wait till you see how immeasurably small my putrid cock is hehe ;-)

wanna come over and suck my meat stick

OP texting himself confirmed. Thread is dead boys. Roll out

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Right, now you just need to get some nudes, post 'em here, and we can all go home happy.

Sorry, just feeling a little cray, lol. But on a side note, do you spit or swallow?

Send me a pic of those sweet tits

I agree, stop posting stupid messages and bang her

Honestly I'm just another Yas Forums user who would like to treat you as an object because I'm a scum. Are you into scums?

Boom

So when are you coming over? There's still the issue about that titty.

Why has the text on top changed sides?

post her pics, you fucking retard.

is she cute?

if she is, why would you ruin it with an entertaining thread?

instead, why don't you try to get laid and get some nudes for us?

for the lulz is no longer good enough.

We're all quarantined on top of already being lonely and losers.

We'd like some more fap material. And knowing that one of our Yas Forumsrothers is getting laid, is also a nice feeling.

Don't fuck things up. Ask her to hang out, offer her a massage, feel her up, get laid, snap nudes.

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Trips

Rol

Winrar

do you want a picture for the trips

fake and gay

Let's cut to the chase. I want you to fuck me in the ass with a 12 inch strapon whilst you pull my hair and make me moo like a cow.

bravo, user.

Roll

Rolling

YAY!

Answer this op

Fuck, you're right

waste of dubs

Agreed, OP is a cuck.

THIS
It's fake boys

Kek

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I'd prefer if you show me your cat ;)

YES

This is why you don't have a girlfriend idiot

we've been bamboozled