ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS AND SUCH ETC ETC

ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS AND SUCH ETC ETC

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I don’t think we have any secrets left.

i'm a chub

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I have sex with the homeless. Routinely pick them up, chat them up and then "party" with them which is basically giving them booze and taking what I want from them. They never report it and some kind of like having any fucking human contact because they're disgusting faggot refuse.
The women are used to it but the men are fucking hottest because they have no clue. Just booze or pill them up and you can fuck them silly. Amazing cums, I promise you.

I suffer severe schizophrenia, anxiety attacks and depression. Been going on for like a decade or so. I contemplate suicide a lot lately, but taking drugs is just too much fun to exit life just yet.

I had sex with my friend's girlfriend while he was passed out.
He hasn't acted any differently after, so I don't know if he knows or if he just doesn't care.

For my niece's 10th bday I took her and a couple friends to the mall so she could pick out what she wanted gift-wise. She got some shoes, jewelry, and clothes including quite a few things from Victoria's secret. Nothing too risque imo but I'm sure her parents wouldn't buy most of it for her.

Love catering to a hot brat princess!

My sister tries to sneak peeks at me when she knows I'm naked.
She thinks I don't know.
I let her.

After I tested positive for Coronavirus I went to a
gun store and stood in line to buy ammo.

No, I don't own a gun.

>of course

Ended up with me having to suck him every time because he didn’t want to

Obviously shared this story here before.

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We had a tanning bed at our house when I was growing up and I would peep on my mom when she would use it

When I was 17 I took the v of an 11yo girl

Same, except I really really liked doing it. My brother had a desk that faced the bedroom door and would hide me under it and just have me suck or lick his cock for an hour at a time, then blow a massive load on me somewhere. It's gonna sound depraved but I loved it most when he'd cum all over my smaller cock, as I'd then use it as lube while I came. All of that kind of changed once we finally got brave enough to try anal, because then that's all he wanted.

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I feel like that'd be kind of uncomfortable. Story?

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I think she enjoyed it.

Same bruh

post pics.

When I was 17 I did buttsecks with my best friends cute 12 year old brother. He enjoyed it because he was already interested and I took my time and told him how to make it enjoyable. He was all smiles for the rest of that weekend.

>be me
>be unemployed
>have a good friend who's wife would drive an hour to pick me up to bring back to their house
>he'd go to work daily
>we'd start drinking early, put the kids down for a nap, and fuck
>more than once we would drive around town at night with he, and I in the front seat, and her & the kids in the back
>she would straddle the center of the back seat, and sit forward legs spread
>I'd be finger banging her while we rode around drunk all night
>he had to know
>got caught by her daughter once that I know of

Shit fucking sucks, user. I hope you awake to being well, all this having been a dream.
Not schizo, but I have my own nightmares.

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I got my first bj when I was 12 from my male cousin

Mormon memories

Ive been hearing voices for the last few years, on and off meds, still tripping after a long time of being sober

just wanna fuck my sister more than anything

I meant to ask, what kind of cancer do you have?

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I’m straight, but I keep letting dudes fuck me. Idk why I keep letting it happen, and I currently have a gf. But I have 2 friends that literally keep me around just to fuck me, and I always let them without arguing

Man, I have cancer and Alzheimer's.

But at least I don't have cancer.

I was in a hippy spiritual sex cult for six months.
There were around 40 other members, male and female, and I had sex with all of the women (most of them in every hole) and a few of the guys (usually just mutual jerking off/handjobs, but a few more).
I got really good at oral during this time, but never explained to my later partners why.

My wife and I have been together since middle school and I still blush when she kisses me on the cheek in public like she used to when we first started dating.

No stds?
That’s incredible

But you getting good at oral at this time makes no sense, and comes off larp you. You’d get just as good at oral in a 6 month long relationship where you are sexually active.
Like it’s dumb to say you got especially good just because there was more people to lick

Its been years yet i still think about her

It's because you're gay.

I am QG.

Plebbit-tier comedy is plebbit-tier

ITT (and every secrets thread)
>I'm straight
followed by litany of gay shit.

Nah, thats where this kills me tho. I have no positive thoughts about a guy touching me, or kissing or dating a guy. It actually disgusts me. But when one of these guys tells me to bend over, I always do it

Wrong, different girls like different things, each one of those women could have given him input on his oral game, combining everything he learned, making his oral game strong.

I have a crush on my friends daughter

Who died and appointed you Carrot Top?

Had sex with my sister when we were teenagers. God, her pussy tasted amazing

So this is what it’s like being virgin?
Huh

I have the prettiest gf and I never cheated on her during these 3 years, but i thought about it every single day. Cause there are so many hot girls out there

Not really a secret but a few days ago i smoked a funky "thc" cart which was probably some chinese research chemical since I don't live in a legal state. Anyways the shit sent me to the ER and nearly killed me. Once I could feel it was out of my system I was so fucking happy to be alive. This was easily the scariest moment of my life. But really what's been fucking with me is the fact that no one, not even my friends seemed to share the joy of me being alive. It seems like everyone just kind of expected this type of thing from me.

My mom raped me when I was 11

did you like it?

you must actually be fucking retarded.

My friends wife sucked my dick while he was passed out in the same room

me too. she told me that imagining me in a harem surrounded by women turns her on (but only if she's the "main" girl) so I was planning to talk to her about a FFM threesome. is yours similar?

Holly shit, lucky man. No way with mine

Not at first. I struggled and tried to get away but she held me down and rode me. I started liking it after not too long. She had these giant tits that hung in my face as she rode me. I ended up cumming inside of her.

After that I used to spy on her, grab her ass, and tongue kiss her randomly. We mutually masturbated a few times but never fucked again.

You sick fuck.

that's actually really adorable
how long have you been together?

I fucked our family maid. A black woman from Nigeria. She had gigantic tits that literally hung down to her waist. They were amazing tits. She loved doggy, and liked when I shoved 4 of my fingers in her ass. Sometimes I'd pull my fingers out and have her clean them off one at a time in her mouth.

>Like it’s dumb to say you got especially good just because there was more people to lick
I mean, you're not exactly wrong, but let me elaborate some. The purpose wasn't just to fuck, but the reasoning we all followed was that bringing your partner to climax expanded their spiritual energy. What this meant was that if you finished and your partner didn't, then it was time to take the oral express.
Because of that, I got pretty good at being efficient in making a partner orgasm. I was given a lot of tips by some of the older women since no one was really shy about it, which helped a lot. So I'm sure you could get just as good in a long term sexual relationship, being forced to do it a couple times a week helped me go from "I can do it" to "I can make my partner reliably orgasm every time."

I know, I know. It's a terrible secret.

Thanks! We've been together since we were 12 so 13 years, married for 6 of them.

I had sex with my sister when we were young. It feels weird when I remember and look at her. I've never told anyone about this, guess tell would say me "fuck you, gross". I was like 8 years old or so, my sis was 13.

I've corrupted more than 50 women into loving watching pizza. Some of them are fucked up now.

Tell more

>brother is 18-19 when I'm 13
>his best friend is 20
>best friend stays with us because his home life sucks, he becomes like a better big brother to me because my brother is a shithead
>even picks me up from school or volunteers to bring me along to places, introduces me to anime like bebop and champloo, plays vidya with me
>easily my favorite person in the world
>so one night while bio brother is asleep he comes into my room, it's summer and hot outside, I have a fan running
>he mentions it's hot, says we should skip down to our underwear to cool off, this is kinda exciting to me already so I agree
>I'm on my belly hanging over one end of the bed playing vidya, he's lying back behind me against the headboard, legs spread and I'm in between them
>when I stretch them out my feet rest against his crotch, I quickly apologize and he says don't worry it felt good. I don't know how to take that but I put my foot back
>he's doing something back there but I don't know what, then takes my feet in his hands and starts rubbing something hot and hard against them
>move my feet back and forth, feeling it, hear him moan "oh... yesss."
>after a little while of this he gets up and goes to my door and locks it, then cuts off the light and comes back to the bed, lying right next to me now
>"Hey user, do you like having me around?"
>"Yeah I love it."
>"Do you like me user?" before I can say yeah he sits up on his side and puts a hand on my bare back, "I mean do you really like me user? How much?"
>"More than anyone."
>This makes him smile, he scoots down and tells me just to keep playing the game for a while, then gets up on all fours over me, kissing the back of my neck, down my spine, his hands rubbing me all over
>kisses all the way to the small of my back, stopping at my underwear, then I feel his fingers hook into my waistband and pull them down, I roll over on my side and bend my knees so he can pull them off
>he pulls his underwear off and his cock springs out, hard.

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What drugs are you taking?