Americans speak:

Americans speak:

A. English
B. American English
C. American

choose wisely

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C definitely

C. I'm American

English, just like the rest of the civilized world, just like the Europoors reading this and fuming.

D. Sesame Street English

2020
Americans still think people are somehow jealous of their country and their guns. KEK
Tell us what you have that we don't have.
And before you yell out FREEDOM, we do and you actually don't.

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Superior in what?

>Traditional English

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This

Don't you have some nice European free speech sites you can hang out on, why darken our door?

Congrats on your English though.

Cheers of you are able to get drunk in public

samefag

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English Simplified

Does it bother you that Americans don't GAF about the way you do things?

>A. English
>B. American English
>C. American
D. whatever the fuck we feel like

Your door? This is a Japanese site, always has, only Moot hosted it on an American host at the start, until it got bigger, but it was a stolen Japanese BB system anyway.

Being paranoid are we?

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check out this faggot who has no idea who he is talking to.

Oh my fucking god. He actually just did this shit.

I apologize. I didn't think there would be 2 fucking retards in only 9 posters.

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Be grateful we dont conquere you weaklings

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Yes we take things from other cultures and improve them.

Welcome to the concept of America.

Please realize you are arguing in English on an American site and try not to implode from the irony.

Implying America is part of the civilised world.

Uh we fought to get away from them, NO TAKE BACKS.

Part of?

America IS the civilized world.

You being here proves it.

„Improve“ KEK

>conquere

2020
FagSpelling

Just like you conquered Vietnam and Korea?

>big military budget
>still gets fought to a standstill by a bunch of Afghan goat herders.

Money isn’t everything I guess

80% Overweight in the US
42.4% Obese

130m Obese. KEK

$1200 to everyone
UK pays 80% of wages for 3 months up to £2500 per month.

Yeah tell me all about your amazing nation.

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>America IS the civilized world.
>Holding people indefinitely without trial or charge.
>highest prison population as a percentage of population in the world - beating even oppressive autocracies in the number incarcerated
>uses that prison labour to bolster its military, farming and production industries to manufacture cheap goods
>still has the death penalty

Civilised?
Hardly

American

Well go post on a Japanese site if you prefer that.

Oh wait, Japan is not Europe... Does anything in Europe not suck?

If it is so horrible why are you here?

Trips of truth

The obsession is apparent in your constant mentions.
P.S. You're welcome in advance for the help with Covid-19.

I would look up stats on European behaviour, but I can't be bothered.

Go back to your superior European sites in your native language if they are so awesome.

>Does anything in Europe not suck?
Social welfare,

You’re american. I wouldn’t even expect you of being able to understand.

>Yeah tell me all about your amazing nation.
It's not the UK.
/thread

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This is a Japanese site. Problem?

You haven't helped anyone, the owner of Alibaba sent 500k Tests and 1m Masks to the US.

And there is no obsession, I can talk about your country whenever I like. And there is nothing you can do.

US owns Japan, so no problem here Jose.

>This is a Japanese site
Owned by a jap. It's based in America, if you had flagfox extension for Firefox you'd know that. Cry more

>I would look up stats on European behaviour, but I’m retarded thanks to my inferior education, and if I did, I might accidentally learn that America isn’t great

How's italy? LOL!

Define what your parameters are before I give an answer.

It's like asking "I will kill you if you get this wrong. These are your possible answers...

A. OP is a fag
B. OP is NOT a fag
C. I just contracted herpes from your mom.

Also, don't forget that America is 2 continents that speak primarily English, French, Spanish and Portuguese.

We can laugh at you, and your obsession with your betters.

And China owns America

80% chance this guy is american.

Literally nobody cares about europoor land. Get with the times, loser. It's all about America.

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>America is 2 continents that speak primarily English, French, Spanish and Portuguese.
Sounds positively European

So why can't you afford to have universal healthcare?
Why cant you afford to pay 80% of wages for 3 months to people affected by the virus?
Why does the majority of your ready made meals with meat, have meat glue and wash your chickens in chlorine?
Why is 120m Americans obese?
Why is your technical jobs mostly taken by immigrants (not illegals) because your country isn't producing the people to do the jobs?
Why is it you are 3rd in the PPP GDP table? (PPP is used by everyone except America)
Why is it you are angry and tryharding to look better when you aren't?

Not even baiting the hooks anymore, eh Josh?

Al Jazeera lied to you, Darlin'.

Funny I don't speak Mandarin or Cantonese, but here you are writing in English.

Hmmmmm.

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in less than 24h the US will become the number 1 coronavirused nation KEK

The Vietnam war is only proof that a bunch of retarded rednecks with guns and trucks wont be easily overthrown by the gubmint. Which is why you wont ever understand why the second amendment is important.

Because we aren't socialist peasants begging for our betters to save us?

We fought you to get away from that.

Considering your obsession with us, i would assume you would read some American history (in English).

>Why is your technical jobs mostly taken by immigrants
This .
Tech Valley is now known as “little India”, because it’s pretty much exclusively Indians doing the jobs, with Americans getting to serve them Lattes because America’s education system is so broken.

They actually don't. But hey you keep dreaming in your fantasy world.

Wrong its hosted on a Japanese server. Get rekt.

Dunno don't live there. But you will be worse deaths by Wednesday.

Better at what? Still not heard anything we are supposed to be jealous of or better at. Why is that? Can't think up of a convenient lie?

C.

It's the name of any other dialect. People from Calabria speak Calabrese. It's not called Italian Calabrese, it's known that it's a dialect of Italian. Americans speak their own English dialect which is simply called American. It's know that it's a dialect of English.

>here you are writing in English.
Exactly.
English.

Not American

The old 2nd Amendment that hasn't been changed since the 18th Century?

Every single word you post on this site in English proves me right. Why don't you get that?

>It's know that it's a dialect of English.
It’s like English, if people were never taught how to spell properly.
>That’s exactly what is it

Why would i ever bait people?!

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We aren't either, we pay our normal taxes at 20% to get those good things, why can't you?

Thought your country was the richest? Why can't you afford the good things we have?

>And China owns America
Currently... Yes

That's why msm hates Trump.... because China owns msm. That's not going to last though.

Do you follow "Q"? China is RACING to its death atm.

>why can't you afford to have universal healthcare?
I don't want it.
>Why cant you afford to pay 80% of wages for 3 months to people affected by the virus?
I'm still working
>Why does the majority of your ready made meals with meat, have meat glue and wash your chickens in chlorine?
I don't make that food.
>Why is 120m Americans obese?
Easy lifestyle due to being the best country on Earth
>Why is your technical jobs mostly taken by immigrants (not illegals) because your country isn't producing the people to do the jobs?
Because people love money more than having kids
>Why is it you are 3rd in the PPP GDP table?
>(PPP is used by everyone except America)
Would answer but you ruined it with the pathetic second part, thinking it makes you better.
> Why is it you are angry and tryharding to look better when you aren't?
I don't have to. You are the one crying like a bitch at how bad the US is. I don't even care what shithole you live in.

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Apparently you've never been to Silicon Valley. Please, give us something else you read in the Enquirer.

Im talking deaths sweetie.

Yes Americans took English and made it better, and now the whole civilized world speaks it. It's what we do.

Thank us.

We speak English because of England.

I do not think you are proving the point you think you are.

And? It's still on a Japanese server and owned by a Japanese guy.

Problem?

THIS. KEK

>Im talking deaths sweetie.
>don't understand how epidemic works
oh dear, you're in for a treat kek

This Brother
wwgowga!

You speak English because of America, otherwise you would be speaking German or Japanese.

Thank us.

Thank you, patriot.

>Wrong its hosted on a Japanese server. Get rekt.
What was that you fucking dumbass?

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That's essentially what a dialect is. A regional version of a base language, complete with changes to spelling, slang, and sentence structure.

>This

>Do you follow "Q"? China is RACING to its death atm.
“Q”s predictions are as useful as Nostradamus. After something happens, you can retroactively fit the retarded nonsense masquerading as “coded speech” that is a Q post and , if you squint your eyes and disengage your brain - “””might”””” make a “”””little bit”””” of sense.

As for predictive powers.
No, his predictions have been successively wrong.

>Easy lifestyle due...
>thinks fat high cholesterol foods is high quality

KEK

Also the WW Champs thing, also wrong.

"Buh buh buh... we only use a system to show our GDP because it makes us look good because we invented the system, why isn't everyone else using it... *whimper"

It really sounds like you are salty as fuck, and have no clue what happens outside your front door.

Still working? Guess they had to keep fast food joints open during the lockdown to feed the Obesebois.

"better" don't you mean made it simpler by making things easier to spell because it was too hard before?

Tho
Thru

For example

B American English
Have had this conversation too many times to count

You speak English because of the prison colony that England formed on the American continent.
No other reason .

Pretty much same for every other country with English as a first language .

It’s cute how much you need your ego massaged while claiming superiority- really drives home exactly how “dominant” you are.

Oh. Mom says your ramens ready.
Better go to the table quick before it gets cold

>thinks fat high cholesterol foods is high quality
Who said that? I didn't say that. It's pretty bad friend when you have to make shit up.

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Foreigners are so obsessed. WTF DUDE ITS SO WEIRD

>Obsessed with the culture

It also loses all of the etymology of where the word itself stems from, that is evident in a spelling like “though” and “through”.

It’s why Americans are so lost and confused about their position in the world. They deliberately severed themselves from their own history

Still wrong.

Americans actually think Japan would have forced Europeans to speak Japanese.

KEK

Talk about ignorant education levels.

US fucked up DDay landings which only happened because of a dead homeless guy dropped off the coast of Portugal with fake intelligence documents on him that fooled Germany into thinking an Invasion was coming in from North Africa.

Also Russia pushing hard on the Eastern front.

America did nothing in Europe, oh they supplied a few people, that was it.

At one point the US wanted to bomb Berlin with a nuke, till we told you to fuck right off.

Because you had to use 2 on Japan because you were too much of a bunch of pussies in regard to an invasion.

But the US ground forces have always been useless. Again Korean and Vietnam wars.

Sorry. I didn't see a "thank you" in your gay ass response. Here, try this:
>thank you for preventing us from speaking some shitspeak language. also america is #1
Also do you guys notice that there is a lot of "reddit formating" in this thread?
lmao fuck off faggots.

Don't even know what a frontend server is, and doesn't understand you connect to that which is then rerouted to the main server in Japan.

Look up cloudflare servers and learn some shit kid.

>Obsessed with the culture
Only to an American would a “general familiarity with world history “ translate as “obsessed with America”.

Again, demonstrates the inherent lack of quality education available in the United States.

>Still working? Guess they had to keep fast food joints open during the lockdown to feed the Obesebois.
Powerplant shitbag. You know, a real job where I don't need to mooch off the government for healthcare or free shit. But I don't expect a lazy fucking neet to understand any of this.

Still haven't told us what we are supposed to be jealous about, what do you have that we don't, except for guns cause nobody gives a shit about guns outside the US.

Well?

>Continues obsessing awkwardly.

It's ok, you have alot of reason to be jealous.

The data collected by the community is staggering, user. The deep state will fall.

While some ARE superstitious, the facts that are brought in are the actual damning evidence. As a follower of Q I don't buy all the hocus pocus, but information is given/leaked that the deep state doesn't want. And there is PLENTY.
There are eyes all over the country in a community goal of taking our nation (the US) back from the deep state.

We will win.

Trying so hard.
Failing just as equally.

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>nobody gives a shit about guns outside the US.

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We don't mooch we paid for it through taxes, and use it as part of that service. But I know that is a hard concept for you because you have been conditioned to believe paying extortionate prices for your healthcare which is #11 in the world, which everyone has the same level of healthcare all paid for and better.

"Powerplant" - that alone tells me you are talking shite. I was a sparky for 20 years, do you want me to ask questions that only an electrical engineer would know? As in unable to google that shit type of questions?

>The deep state will fall.
No.
A will make an announcement “the deep state has fallen.”
And there will be no discernible difference in any detectable way.
Because there is no deep state.
Nobody is in control of this chaos.

Autistics thinking everyone is Autistic outside their country. You do know your nation is one of the highest levels of Autism in the world right? Projecting much?

Which subreddit are you a jannie for?

>Can't use google with superior education.

C

You obviously havent traveled if you think anyone outside the US doesnt care about guns, good bait though got me to reply

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A+B+C
1+2+3
Equals 6
6+20=Z
Z-25=A

A is the answer

We are #1. NOW DANCE, FOREIGNER.

>questions that only an electrical engineer would know
As in I'm a powerplant operator not an engineer. I couldn't give a "shite" about what you did for 20 years. And if that's truly the case, and you still come to this website at your age, your more of a pathetic loser than I could have imagined.

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Newfaggots keep talking about “Reddit”
I have no idea what a “Reddit” is, not do I have any inclination to find out.
Probably some newfaggot thing for faggots.

Why don’t you tell us? You’re the expert