Why do people want to live in New York? It's a special kind of stupid. I'm quarantined in a 3,700 square foot home...

It's not even that bad. Queens does smell like piss and garbage though.

i know we had this many new york users

New York, Toronto, Paris, London, Tokyo, etc. All of these cities are sold as these great cosmopolitan metropolitan hubs of society and culture. You just haven't lived until you've lived in one of these cities. It's only once you actually move there that you realize you've been lied to. Unless you're earning a minimum of six figures, you're going to be spending your time working three jobs just to pay rent and bills instead of visiting art galleries and attending plays.

Nearest hospital is 6 miles away

I made 180k in 2019 in a very secure profession. Wife made 90k in her very secure field. No car payments. We're doing just fine.

You fucking pepega monkey New York isn't all buildings and concrete retard, thats mainly the city if you head upstate or any rural area there are plenty of homes and shit. New York also fucking carries the fucking american economy on its back obviously people would care more about the great apple than whatever shit country bumpkin state you live in you fucking larping faggot

I've been to New York. Allow me to green text it for you.

>Get about 30 minutes out from the city, car fills with the smell of hotdogs and human shit.
>Decide to skip actually visiting the city due to smell and traffic
>Get stuck in 3.5 hour traffic jam anyway
>Find out that the traffic jam was caused by SIX construction workers
>They aren't even working when I drive by
>Greatest city in the world

*You’re

...the dumb ass

*Too

...stupid (like you)

kek

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So you suck twice as much nigger dick as your wife? Bully for you

City living is where you find opportunities. Good jobs, friends to network with, love. You'll be hard pressed to find any of that if you live out in the sticks.

I think it's sad how boomers have made it practically impossible for young people to live in the city.

Doing what exactly, faggot?
Because you said "very secure profession", you are an underage larper until proven otherwise

>caring about people caring about you
not gonna make it

Yeah. You're either the rich living "refined", or the slave class working your balls off so that the rich can live "refined". Better to just be away from all that. Real wealth is quality people, not expensive things. And when it comes to people, you want QUALITY, and do not quantity.

"But we're so progressive!" "We're so hip!" "You can get tiramisu and an espresso at 3AM! (except you can't afford it)"

If I go out at 3AM here, it looks like a horror movie to you guys, but wholesome and peaceful to people with good taste who don't loathe nature. It's *supposed* to get dark at night. I love night camping and night drives alike. Can't do that in a city. You live in a sardine tin. You live in the little cubby hole. THe small storage cell your overlords allow you so that you can brush your teeth and eat your soylent ration and do your hair and come out so that you can slave for them again tomorrow.

did someone rape you in new york?

Nice brag faggot

yes but that has nothing to do with this.

No.
Did my little banter rape your emotional state so much that it warranted going on defense mode and embarassing your veiwpoints on an anonymous image board?

You are correct OP

Live in a suburb of NYC. A few years ago, new york was worth it, there was always something to do, something to go there for, and noticeable salary hike.

In 2020, this is no longer the case, everything good about NYC has been shut down or run out of town by greedy property developers. Rents are so insanely high that most companies in NY have satellite offices in the suburbs or a remote work program that still pays the same as commuting to the city.

There is no longer a reason to live or work in NYC. It is packed to its max and the infrastructure can barely handle it. I live less than 15mi from Manhattan and it takes me almost 2 hours to drive in during work hours and an hour on public trans.

I can not imagine how anyone there is dealing with quarantine or how much worse the hallways of these buildings smell.

embarrassed* retard

>I can not imagine how anyone there is dealing with quarantine or how much worse the hallways of these buildings smell.
i know binging with babish is there and under quarantine.

How the fuck is that a good thing? Do you enjoy having your city filled with annoying ass tourists all the time?

In a normal town, I can talk reasonably. But in New York, you *have* to be obnoxious in every way, all the time, just to be their sick brand of "normal". If 5/10 is the human normal, New Yorkers walk around at 8/10 all the time. 8/10 should be reserved for an urgent need, cheering someone on at a game, or good sex.
Don't believe me? New Yorkers are so loud and narcissistic, they had to illegalize horn-honking. And they can hardly enforce it. 7/10 is just a spring breeze to these morons. No wonder you have to shoot someone just to get a $1.00 soft pretzel for $15.00.

do you enjoy your mom filled with annoying ass tourists all the time?

I remember being in 8th grade

good times

>Couldn't refute any substance.
>Still emotively agitated
>Went for the typo instead of fixing yourself

Your intellectual dishonesty is showing.. And it's pretty ugly-looking.

Agreed. Same, and my shits all paid off too. When I was in LA for business late February my driver was talking about how the houses we drove by get used in movies all the time and they're so expensive (Beverly hills area) and I told him I'd never live there unless I had hundreds of millions of dollars... Because I could get that ten million dollar mansion in my area for 600k or so, and not have to deal with the horrible traffic.

you definitely got raped, your intellectual dishonesty is showing... and it's pretty ugly-looking.

>And they can hardly enforce it.
i feel it would be possible using machine learning

I'm in the six figures, but I don't live in those places. We go to Toronto or LA each year and spend a few weeks eating and going places, but it's retarded to spend 2 mil on some tiny apartment. Property values and living costs in such areas are bad enough that even with six figures, I'll pass. You live in a low cost of living area you can have all your shit paid off with money in the bank versus almost living paycheck to paycheck in one of those places, and still a lower quality of life

I made about the same last year. No debt. Kids have savings accounts. 5bed 2bath home paid off. New cars, home theater with 4k 300" projector, wall of gaming PCs for the family in the office, pretty much whatever we want. My wife isn't even working. I do very little. I wouldn't live in those bigger cities and have a mortgage and shit. Fuck that.

In normal cities, there is this unspoken decency that most people abide by. Part of it is work ethic. "I work in service, I'm going to earn my way". In any southern state or flyover state, I can just ask for something in a way that conveys gratitude and it works. We don't even know each other yet and there's already a warm relationship going on.

In NY? "Forgettaboutit". You walk into somewhere and the service people hate your very existence. They can't wrap their walnuts around the fact that they're getting paid because you're there. And if nobody ever came in, they wouldn't work there. They want to get paid to do nothing at all. "Oh, shit, someone's going to make me do work". God forbid you earn some of your pay. They disdain you the whole time. Which, fuck 'em. THey're low-quality people. BUt who would prefer that over the alternative?

New Yorkers aren’t even human. You can see videos of people getting absolutely fucked up in fights. People will be getting their head stomped on and everyone walks around in the background like it’s all good. They’re basically Chinese.

Who would hate space, sunshine and very clean air? What is so alluring about sucking in lungfulls of soot under gray skies? THey don't even have a breeze because the buildings block it. The soot just sits there and ferments. WHen someone comes in from outside, they smell like car exhaust.

I've learned not to rent a car there, because you can't get out of your car without paying dollarydoos to do it. You can't leave it in residential areas because the streetsweeper (union fake non-job for moneying low-IQ morons doing contrived uneeded work) will give you a ticket. Most times, you have to rent a parking spot.

Why? Because it's a hip and cool place to be? Or because it's a poorly designed shit show? They build a building that fits a thousand people in it with parking on the street for ten of those people. What do you think is going to happen? And then they charge you to park. And the smoothbrain-monkeys are paying it.

THe smart ones leave. Why are so many NYs and Califorigners moving into Texas as fast as possible? They're sick of it.

>still measuring in feet

Do you live in a cave too?

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>New Yorkers aren’t even human

Ok slick there is something you need to know...

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>Why are so many NYs and Califorigners moving into Texas as fast as possible? They're sick of it.
well we dont want them,
hoepfully we will full on ban them from traveling here.

Texas gov won't ban them. The money smells too good and the legislation is a cuck to the federal gov't. They're paving over every peice of green as fast as they can. They're passing every gibs as fast as they can. It's a race to the bottom now. And all the average citizen is doing about it is driving a lift truck with a punisher sticker on it.

The Alamo is going down again, and this time, without any fight.

And all the hollywood media that portrays NY as this fun, witty, charming place to be? Flat out lies. Suprised?

They're vapid and soulless. They talk big. They have a long list of things they want to do and clumsy plans for finally getting rich but have a short list of things they've actually done and zero actual cleverness.

The scathing humrous wit? Another lie. They just repeat the same canned phrases. It could be the autism from all the toxic chemicals. Someone comes up with a new, needless phrase every week and everyone just parrots it. They said "I had them rollin'" and "this boy buggin'". Is that the same as "trippin'? They said no, swore it was different, but no one could explain it. Whatever.

New Yorkers are aliens confirmed

Just a reminder that your imperial system is medieval and youre faggots.

What the fuck is a square foot? A foot that got hit with a hammer? Start using metric and then kys americunts.

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Can you look over here just a second?

Ok there were no aliens, what you think you saw was really a faggot posting trap porn and claiming to be hetrosexual, you find this slightly puzzling as having a penis makes them male and...

You know what it was just some guy typing nigger alot.

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They heavily restricted guns and they still can't lower the gun crime. THey built a subway so poorly engineered that pumps have to be running 24/7 so they don't flood with water. How green and progressive, huh? They can't even manage their own shit. The fecal output is so high and impossible to manage, they had to load it up on a train and mail it out(burning up fossil fuels, how about that). But the city is so broke, they couldn't pay to process it so the train of New York shit just sat somewhere, rotting. While another trainload accumulates in the city. Forget about the garbage and sanitation. It's even more bleak.

Everything is a cycle. An ecosystem. Even shit has a place. But you need space for that. THere is *not* supposed to be that many animals in so little space. Nature doesn't work that way. And New York's attempt is just proof.

>But the city is so broke, they couldn't pay to process it so the train of New York shit just sat somewhere, rotting.
isnt new york the financial capital in the world?
they dont take any tax on that?

But Tokyo is larger than New York and it’s quite clean apparently. The Japanese have figured out how to make it work because their cities are huge and some of the cleanest in the world apparently.

I eat diapers out of the trash

OP was asking why

25,000,000,000 gookettes are raped in Tokyo. 26,000,000,000 gookettes are brapped on in Kyoto. And I still cant fist a baby

But you gotta tell us why
All the reasons you got high
The reason that you use
The cause for your abuse