Kinos about life in Britain?

>the webm that keeps on destroying britbongs

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I'd go to this pub tbqh, looks like fun

ah the wednesday mornings

youtube.com/watch?v=oI21dL0qGrI

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>youtube.com/watch?v=596vi4HLNj4
thoughts?

youtube.com/watch?v=-8Nn7nk2cvw

heart attack inevitable

Mutts and brits are the same kind of subspecies

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I'm thinking based

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feels great to be from here man

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AAAAHHH WE GOT TOO COCKY HERMANOBROS

Based Britscum proving that you can act like an uncivilised piece of trash and still be white.

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What the fuck

This shit can't be real...

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Why did Bazza do it, lads?

just havin' fun

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>be brit
>call your mate a wanker online
>police comes to your flat
>they find out your telly licence is expired and you own butter knives
>gets 10 years in jail

Just fucking bomb Britain already holy shit

The worst you get from US fans is racial slurs and people throwing D batteries at John Krukk

it's ironic if you're american

>do you feel in charge?

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that midge got brain damage

Why are mutts so obsessed with us lads? Is it because we’re stumbling through corona and they’re about to be marched off a cliff by trump?

V for Vendetta wasn't supposed to be a documentary

white people want to be NOT RACIST so bad, it comes off as racism.

>Bazza
>Rizza
>Biffa
>Joffa
where do these faggy toddler nicknames come from

it's just banter bro calm down

god, i wish that were me

It's hard to understand el americanos

Destroying? It looks like a comfy fun afternoon in the pub

>be self proclaimed bant masters
>cry when people make fun of your country
Every time

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imagine getting loaded at the club, and you're finally feeling good, you let all your insecurities wash away for a moment.

"I'm not just a midget, I'm a person. I'm going to enjoy life"

Then you see this beautiful stripper headed your way.

"Wow, I'd like to fuck her"

she smiles at you. as she passes you she decided to bully with a smile on her face. Your head slams into the wall. as you fall to the ground you realize "oh, thats why the guy at the bottom of the stairs was filming. I'm a big joke, they're bullying me"

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Britain isn't what it used to be.

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nobody's crying mate, its just ironic
it's like africans making fun of europeans because there's not that many cases of corona in their shithole

Looks gert lush tbqhm8

#KickItOut

>Attacks horse
>Doesn't unhorse his adersary and keeps it as a prize for further investment within his shire
>Does both his family and lord disservice

Cretin

Why are football fans so fucking based?

police horses are fucking scary up close. that white snow ape's got balls

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because its a real sport and triggers testosterone in males

based

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Real talk, inserted of shoehorning blacks into white history why don’t they make movies about African legends and stories? It’s all about the motherland right?

the players are a bunch of crybaby faggots though
idk how you brits sit through that shit

multiculturalism is an affront to god

i don't know how americans sit through 95% ads 3% commentary and 2% egghand

Why do you keep bringing up corona?

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Probably one of the sexiest slabs in all of UK lads

WTF

>that chad hiding from the camera

>attempt

They know that they'll soon be so depopulated that the Rebongquista can finally commence.
ARR HAIRU BRITANNIA!
youtube.com/watch?v=mRIAw6LkqlE

kinos about life in america?

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SWEET
HOME
ALABAMA

>want a drama free relationship

Based

WE WUZ NIGHTS N SHIET

Boys will be boys

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For me, it's Silky Steve.

gaol*

How does Britain manage to both be a police state and have the most pussified police force in the world?

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;_;

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It'll have been pills. Women usually go down the pill route as 9 times out of 10 it's just a cry for help/attention whoring and they can usually get help. Men go for guns and jumping off bridges.

just uk things?

it's literal propaganda at this stage

we did and it's been banned

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>be British
>type words into computer
>get arrested
lol

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What's the name of this glorious pub lads?

Pretty sure you're just listing the names of the dwarfs from the hobbit lad

Truly Darren is the maddest lad in this whole image for thinking he could ever achieve this.

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The midge gets me every time.
>he's almost here... THERE HE IS!

Its called anarcho-tyranny.
They cant control the criminals (anarchy)
So they attempt to control the general law abiding populace (tyranny)

Lmao, every person looks inbred

>Bongoid "cope"

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>Veronica
>admits she's obsessed with pooping.
wut

For me, it's Veronica.

Despite living in a 3rd world shithole I find Britain utterly depressive. Why even live there?

Holy shit black people don't even act like this after basketball games.

lmoa, that only shows that those kids are smarter than the white classmates.

dyel pussies

They are literally rewriting history. There were like 200 black people in Britain in the entire fucking 1700s, this is fucking bullshit

Nothing like a divide and conquer thread during a global crisis

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>99% of threads name drop Americans whether related or not
>one thread about Britain

OY, YOU OBSESSES OR SOMEFIN', BRUV?!

im black and im in stitches rn

>when the chair unfolds and its leg go into his back
Fucking love this vid, better with sound t

>mfw nogs find slavic too hard to learn and were a buncha rayciss anyway so we dont want them and we also poor so they dont try to come

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I think the worst part about that clip is that this is all taking place around 11am.

>implying they weren't hand picked

Patty is definitely a /r/ user

Downright Lynchcraftian.

Ironic image considering it's you fucks who bring up America in every thread

>someone's making fun of my country
>must be American
obsessed

unironically lynchian

NORF FC BETTER THAN NORF UNITED

Is Britain still see as 'posh' by the world? Or did everyone come to agreement that it's brown now?

Do Americans really do this?

It's hard to understand how they can be so tone deaf. Like, clearly this is all done so that whote people feel good. It's unironically not for minorities. No minority looks at that and feels warm and fuzzy, because they see it for what it is - pandering. But white people see that and they do feel warm and fuzzy, they feel like they're making progress. What they are really doing is fetishizing minorities while simultaneously not actually involving minorities in the conversation. They just say, "Here nigger, wear this armor and pose like a white man." It's shockingly unaware.

You turned that one around.

Do you even know how many people live in the US? What is your iq?

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Do americans really?

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Most of them started by Russian, Chinese and other foreign information operations organizations.

what are you even talking about

>unironically
Go back.

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Fake

checken, he has Trump's face

It's just a fact that with a higher population that over time you will have higher cases of a disease during a pandemic.

Someone post the “this is you” pic with the Muslim guy fucking the european

That's funny, because the brits are the one who call the french racists because they are banning the veil in schools

as a brit, mike leigh most accurately represented my country in three films:
naked, which accurately reflects my experience of london when i lived there as a student
another year, which accurately depicts my parents and their friends and life
happy-go-lucky which accurately depicts the people i have worked with and know

fucking hell where is your reading comprehension

yeah really

Nevermind, I'm retarded.

holy shit it's like the mcpoyle family irl

>middlesex

jesus fucking christ theres an entire state for degeneracy

>angloid "genes"

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I'm British and can someone explain the GOT A LOICENCE FOR THAT BREADKNIFE meme thing about knives being banned. Is it a London thing? Are knives actually banned there?

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>American entertainment
>children watch this

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>that white guy raising his hands up yelling in the back when they kiss

When this was first posted on /brit/, you should have been there to witness all the aussies making the loudest racket you've ever seen

>British entertainment
>children watch this

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kek it's always the common wealth queers goin on about "banter" who turn out to be the most sensitive

>respectable characters doing decent things
I don't see the problem when you're actually showing your kids cuckold porn

>brits

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>UK knife lawallows you tocarrynon-locking pocketkniveswith a blade length up to 3 inches (7.62 cm) without any need for a valid reason.
Anything over that and you need to have a "good reason."

>tfw made a good faith post before realising this was actually a Yas Forums thread

DAS RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE

>Americans

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How come I never actually see any of this shit on TV. It's always just on Yas Forums.

>Brits getting BTFO'd
>start dumping their blacked folders

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Where the fuck is this
I don't believe this is real.

The person who made that mural got fucking hounded and had to paint over it. kek

Both of you are beyond cucked, mexicans and swedes follow close behind.

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It is real. It's meant to be a quote from a book or something. IIRC it was a woman artist and it received so much backlash she was forced to paint over it.

why are mexicans cucked?

I guess Demolition Man should have taken place in England.

Got an article?

I'm sure someone has a literally who Tweet screenshot or a dubious tabloid headline article screenshot to show you just how

someone post the one where the coppers refuse to save a drowning kid but dive to save the quran

ibtimes.co.uk/sex-refugees-mural-backfires-shoreditch-artist-robert-montgomery-1651949

>now a live-action motion picture

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rent free

Raya is cute

why don’t they make movies about African legends and stories?

because it is for Africans to do it themselves

>it's real
OH NO NO NO
thx m8

Look stop taking the piss, it's getting serious
A man stole a (1) bottle of hand sanitizer
standard.co.uk/news/crime/hand-sanitiser-northampton-hospital-coronavirus-covid19-a4400261.html

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Bongs can’t actually handle the bantz.

Way to post about the topic, honestly mean it.

Those are scousers, mate. No one likes Liverpool. Think of them as Philadelphia.

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hot

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Mike Leigh is a jew and what you think of as "warm portraits of English people" are in fact cynical and dehumanising portrayals of a doomed people

The "today now" one is from the onion. That's sad. Hopefully the others are real.

Why won't these white males get the fuck out of London?

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Its the The Coach and Horses in Doncaster. They do karaoke on a Saturday evening and its like walking into the star wars cantina.

doncasterfreepress.co.uk/news/australian-flies-10500-miles-visit-bizarre-doncaster-pub-became-viral-web-sensation-48301

To others wondering yes it is a tranny at the beginning, my ex used to teach him at the local college

Cringe

Football Factory
Quadrophenia
Scum
The Long Good Friday
Mr Bean (everything Mr Bean)
Johnny English
Threads
When the Wind Blows
Watership Down
The Plague Dogs
Chicken Run

Norf FC is a great meme

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you missed the GOAT

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That should be insulting to everybody involved.

...

Me too Darren, me too

>the fall of Man