So now that its been signed into law officially what are you doing with your 1200 dollars?

so now that its been signed into law officially what are you doing with your 1200 dollars?

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Blackjack and hookers baby!

paying for my car insurance that is almost exactly that amount

why the fuck is your car insurance so insane?

Hopefully investing in something that will hedge the decreasing value of the dollar caused by the printing dollars needed to hand everyone $1200

they are not printing dollars they are taking it from other budgets why are you being stupid?

I live in new jersey where everything is jewish priced and also I'm under 25

Oh other budgets, my bad.

and if you are really worried about them printing collars for this then you should be stressed the fuck out over the rest of the 2 trillion in the bill

Married with 3 kids mah nigga....getting back 4k

Your under 25 Jews?...doesnt that hurt?

Hookers and blow.

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ok so what are you doing with it? the bill aslo incentivizes employers to keep you working and if you have been put out hire you back

Mah nigga......stay at home dad here.....sucks to be all of you

not really i dont have to deal with brats or bulls

You have 3 kids and make so little money that you get 4k? What kind of white trash retard are you?

Get NJ Cure, its far cheaper. Just don't drive like an asshole or they'll take you off it and black list you for pretty much ever

2400 for couples filing married + plus 500 per kid

Wife is a medical educator for 4 yrs working on her PhD.....I've been stay at home dad for 6 yrs. Not stupid enough like the rest of you to actually work for a living....kek

I hope you enjoy my fucking taxes, fucking parasites.

they are my fucking taxes too moron i work 40 hours a week or well i did before this bullshit

Only have to deal with masturbating into crusty socks and eating ramen in your moms basement......kek......KYS for being Jewish

Probably getting an AR 15 with my check. It’s what trump would want me to buy. America

im not jewish and i live in my apartment

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if the government dropped the military budget by 1% they could give every single American 1 million dollars and we would still have the largest military by far.

Oh so you're actually useless and as soon as she realizes, you're out.

Stay in school kids

Ok jewfag.....no need to prove your not jewish. Take off your yarmulke when you're talking to me

you are retarded those are facts.

buying a bull to fuck my wife

Not 19 like the rest of you jewfags......my dick actually hangs below my balls. Enjoy your masturbating on a saturday night again

im 33 moron

The only thing I ever shot was a hot load into your mom. That’s how you were born.

>printing collars
They are solidifying the modern slave caste with these events, that's for sure.

How much is 325,000,000 x 1,000,000

>stay at home dad

she cheats on you bro

Buying a gun. Already have the perfect one picked out, $1149.99.

>my dick actually hangs below my balls
You got some small balls nigger. Are you sure you aren't 19. b/c real mens' balls hang around their ankles.

33 and strategizing on how to spend 1200 free dollars on Yas Forums with other 33 yr old jewfags. ....you win the internets today

Do people really pay for that? I mean how hard is it to find someone to fuck your wife?

Its not cheating if you film it jewfag

Professional Ball inspector detected

if someone else's dick is in your girlfriend/wife's pussy, mouth, or even hand, it's cheating. Doesn't matter if yuo're in the audience.

They made up another 1.5 trillion dollars when the market started going south. Not to pay for this, they just did that because they felt like it

??????? what are you talking about?????? Even if i didn't know to add 0's i can just input in the the calculator on computer.

My god $1200. So much money. The government is so generous giving us free monies right now. I don't know about you but I'm blanking on everything but the got damn free $1200 dollars we're all getting. Life is great and they really are on our side. Free monies!!!!!!!!!

Canada gets $2000 per month for 4 months.

We need to finish that fuckin wall ASAP

This......coming from someone who beats his dick nightly like as if he was married to it. Let me know when you're ready to learn how the real world works....you can sit on my lap while I educate you

I payed like 12,000 in taxes this year. There are 10 people who are going to be living off me

its more than enough for me to stay in my apartment through may pay a couple of bills and possibly even buy myself a GPU

Don't use the roads faggot.

Bro its like 25 bucks a person if we split 1% of the military budget between 300 mil people.

That's like in pesos tho, you fucking moose fucker

Dont reproduce

Not from Canada. Just not retarded.
you are retarded.

Gun and weed

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>Not from Canada. Just not retarded.
Wrong.....

Mah nigga......

U.S defense budget is 693 billion dollars
There are 379 million people. That's 18 dollars per a person you fuckin retard.

I won't get a check

t. Parasite
qq more parasite nigger

You forgot state and federal taxes you fucking Jewish prick

you don't understand the military budget.>U.S defense budget is 693 billion dollars
You don't understand the military budget.

hooker and some coke , should be a great night

Just call it reparations nigger

i like your fake numbers.

lol actually it's 1800 and some change
your math is shit

why wont you be getting a check?

>what are you doing with your 1200 dollars
hopefully you're giving it back if you ever said "not my president"

In the U.S. it's $1,200 every 2 weeks so about $2,400

Actually its tree fiddy.......autist incel

kek ok you god damn loch ness monster

Not him, but I won't either. I make too much

where the fuck did you hear that?

I made over $100k last year, and I'm single with no kids.

What fox news show told you this jewboy?....its 1200 a MONTH

if you where making too much to noty get anything and where living paycheck to paycheck i dont know what to tell you

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its not even per month its a one time payment

Well I made you faggot

Post time stamped pay stub or KYS and stream it jewfag

no it's one payment of $1,200 for a single person assuming you don't owe child support or anything like that. And nothing else has been approved.

never said that im not a trump fan but i dont hate the man either i just wish he had stayed an eccentric billionaire personally he was more popular like that

Not what he said bitch.

You do realise they're only giving you up to 1200$ of lost earnings from not being able to work right?, you have to be working to be eligible, and if you make more than 1200 a month, tough shit, and if you make less than 1200, you're getting less than 1200

Please elaborate fag

Buying Yas Forums and banning all trap,cuck,furry,YLYL threads.

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>hey we ruined your economy and left a lot of you destitute
>here's this worthless cash as compensation
>what it doesn't begin to scratch the surface? Tough shit, the US government owns you

You can start with the truth about how living at home in Los Angeles working as a Pepsi merchandiser who eats at Alberto's , is not how you make your 100k

1k of Coke

Going to put it up my ass and blast them Muslims at the gas station.

Food

Right nigger......and hitler was just misunderstood

Screenshot is the best I can do

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where do you idiots get your info? find better sources or if you have proof provide your source

Nice. I hope to be where you are or better one day user. Don't give up.

Not getting shit because I'm out side the USA

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Fuck off steve Mnuchin

BlackOPs don't tell you how much they spend. So the Military budget number people post is not a true number. Any Mission or vehicle that is considered "secret" doesn't have a public budget. So the MOST expensive Military missions are classified and not added to the actually military budget. So all those Super fucking expensive fighter planes and shit like that are not added to the figure shown for the military budget. They spend FAR FAR FAR more then any posted number b/c of that.

I get 2900. I'll probably just save it. My wife and I both make plenty, so it's not really going to make a bit of difference for us. Maybe use it for part of our $1800 mortgage.

good luck explaining that.

This guy gets it

I'm sitting in the smoke shack at work. That's really all the energy I felt like putting into it.

>if you make more than 1200 a month, tough shit
I mean its a bit more complex than that.
not going to join in on the tax lessons though why don't you ask this guy he seems happy to help.

i aint gettin shit
me and the wife made too much money

Oh wait, I don't get shit. I forgot you have to make below 150k as a married couple. I have a kid though idk if that changes it.

You motherfuckers really believe that the military budget is 37,900,000,000,000,000
That's 37 quadrillion Dollars.

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Not for 1% faggot, can you not fuckin read you dumb chimp?