Covid 19 will disappear in 2-3 weeks. China has contained the virus having less than 10 new cases per day...

Covid 19 will disappear in 2-3 weeks. China has contained the virus having less than 10 new cases per day. The virus has peaked in Europe too and the number of daily cases is decreasing. We will be able to finally return to our normal lives in 2-3 weeks.

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I disagree hasn't china been going through it since November?

Very wrong. Not sure why this copypasta even exists. Very stale. Much sage

Saying something is wrong is not an argument.

my lungs feel heavy

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you sound like a retarded amerifat

That’s why they are, right now, shutting down all movie theatres in China for the second wave of cases/ recurring positive testings. I joked about this shit at first too but even if the cough doesn’t kill you, the financial crisis might. Hang in there fag-tards.

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The west didn't go full retard with the citizen quarantines, as such this virus will run its course, and kill hundreds of thousands if not millions before a herd immunity or viable treatment is in effect. Get ready to watch the economy turn it's belly slowly over the next few years.

Are you sure? 'cos where I'm standing it looks as if the fire is spreading. The Italians have been posting consistently high deaths for over a week.

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>kill hundreds of thousands if not millions
nigger are you actually retarded? the death rate of old people is only decent but not 100%. this is a more deadly flu not the god damn plague.

Ok, Trump.

I think less than 2 weeks, it'll miraculously be gone in 4 days.

lol... CDC / WHO says this shit is at least here til July, June earliest.

And then, as the southern hemisphere goes into winter it'll crop up again, especially with travel kicking off again in north american summer.

This shit is here for life.

Fuck you.

you guys said the same thing 3 weeks ago. and you will say the same thing in 2 months

I'm not as optimistic.

The number of people peddling Chinese propaganda is extremely concerning.

scientists are saying because trump sucks donkey cock and cares more about "muh economy" than lives... millions (plural) could end up getting this.

Im hoping it gets worse.

It won't. It has already peaked in most countries.

so edgy

italy went back up moron

Not trying to be edgy just like how its disrupted everything.

found the amerifat

> 3.3M people filed for unemployment in the US
> zero social life
> can't see friends
> can't hug grandma as she dies
> no sports

you don't like it... you think you do. you're a nitwit and should close your semen covered laptop

i never met any of my grandparents

they would've hated you anyway

He didn't say something is wrong.

The only problem for me right now is that my parents cannot work right now and I don't know how much money we have left.

ok nigger

Found the kike.

it took china like 4 months to contain it at least

I'm in Novara, actually.

I'm agnostic.

lol

> not having savings
> not having a job where you can work anywhere

this shit is here for months... enjoy being on the dole

>The virus has peaked in Europe too

?

It's still rising in many countries including mine. In the most heavily hit region there are doctors reporting that if they have 3 patients dying from double-sided pneumonia (so both lungs) and only 1 was tested positive for corona before death, only 1 counts for the statistics. We don't test dead people due to lack of capacity, so those that die of corona quickly are not counted.

>lol
>Being 99% of the populace
neet is not a job, fatso.

“my parents work” “money WE have left”.

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Italy?

10k cases every 3 hours

Based

I'm part of the family

Sounds like fake news to me. Please don't take anything liberal fake news media tells you as a fact.

italy has been shut down for 2 weeks and a record number of people are still dying. Its over.

Let me guess. You're the kind of child that gets his panties in a bunch when you see one of those "I convinced my wife to buy this" threads and immediately have to screenshot and come here to show them to us, right?

How unloved/abandoned do you have to be to not understand the basic concept of a household?

"fatso"
> its like he's fucking 5

liking what's going on + complaining...

get off YOUR ass and go fucking stock shelves at any supermarket, they're ALL hiring. being old enough to be on Yas Forums and relying on mommy and daddy... must feel awful

deliver amazon packages.
work for the post office.
be a trash guy.
be a janitor at a hospital.

>could end up getting this
but i didn't say anything about the total number of people that get it. i said there's not going to be millions die, which was the original claim.

Anyone telling you it has already peaked is running some weird op. The number of cases/deaths is doubling every few days aka still increasing exponentially. There is no credible source claiming it's peaked and there won't be for at least 6-8 weeks.

Those jobs are for niggers. I want to work indoors and not a manual work.

>> its like he's fucking 5
Yas Forums is an 18+ site, fatass.

beggars (you) can't be choosers
> those are the only jobs hiring for months
> git gud kid

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Way off, but whatever gets you hard.
In ww2 German refugees survived by either having a skill & contributing, having luck, or both. If you depend on your families $ like it’s yours and it runs out and you’re worried. You should be. BUT, if you think about what you can provide and bring back to your family, that’s another way to look at the situation. To have your hand out or to think, fuck this is real, how can I help.

HAHAHA GUYS!!!
I JUST CALLED HIM A CHILD!!
GUYS!
GUYS!
GUYS!
GUYS!
I CALLED HIM A CHILD!
GUYS!
THAT MAKES ME A GROWNUP!
GUYS!
THAT'S WHY I'M GETTING PUFFY AND TURNING INTO A LITTLE BITCH!!
SEE GUYS!? BECAUSE I'M AN ADULT, AND HE'S A KID!
SO I'M BEING A GROWNUP HERE!!!
GUYS!!!
Suck a dick, fatso.

>peaked
I don't think you know what that means..

Loser

This is not ww2 germany.
Nor does it relate to you being too socially maladjusted to understand what a family is. Either that or your parents are real pieces of shit.
grow the fuck up

>Getting this triggered over someone calling him a fatso
rent-free

Number of daily cases has been decreasing over past week. Perfect example of disease past it's peak.

Yesss... Yesssss....
Let the hate flow.

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The models show it peaking on about April 15, with most Americans infected. Our quarantine sucks, so by April 30th, most everybody will be recovered or dead. Since they will run out of medical facilities and ventilators within a few days, the death rate shoots up to 5%. That's about 16 million dead.

All I can say is that, this virus will be caught by everyone unless you live your life in a bomb shelter

The symptons are mild to none for the healthy

Clearly this is a darwin situation. The strongest will only survive.

That's life. I'm sorry boys

k fatso

And then this edgy motherfucker just strolls in.

China is acting like Russia and stopped testing people so they could claim no new cases. Instead they're just burning bodies

>trump supporter

I admire the troll, OP.
I know you'll still be posting this in 6+ weeks time and people will still take the bait.

I live in rural area, my closest neighbors are 3km away.