This week has been tough but not so tough we couldn't get through it together

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Well I'm here for it.

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Nice presentation

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why is everyone so obsessed with alice

W-why would I be gone?

Heheh

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I'm not obsessed, it's called love.

What in the fuck is this gay ass chink shit?

For the ingredients:
-8 oz Chicken breast, cubed
-1/4c Flour (all purpose)
-1 egg, whisked
-3/4c panko breadcrumbs
-2 garlic cloves, minced
-1/2 tbsp olive oil
-1 1/2 tbsp honey
-4 tbsp soy sauce
-1/4 tsp red pepper flakes
-1 1/2 tsp sesame seed oil
-1 tbsp cornstarch
-1 tbsp water

Seems complicated but it's pretty easy

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Rate me alice-chan

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for good or bad this is a large following so whats the deal

no out of 10

It's n-none of those things

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>mfw I have all of this but complain about lack of food

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Cas here. Sorry for always missing your threads. Hope you have a great day.

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so my question stands

why is everyone so obsessed

It's maybe 4 people.

Two of those posts are me. Guess which ones.

They aren't, s-silly.

Nice t-to see you

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Yes for food is not only nourishment to the belly, but also for the soul
When someone spend time to make a dish more presentable, be adding things in nice position or writing a heart as a dot in your exclamation mark, that care transpires to the final product and even if i'm not able to taste the flavor of your dish, it's looks are being savoured right now

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that's okay! sometimes we cook on moving tables, it's just a part of life.
silly, I'm here for anonymous

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give me attention and reply to my pic of your ass, dumb cunt

I d-did my best on this one

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Alice please cut my balls off

I didn't know you could be so fast, Alice.

anonymous is in every thread but you are not, you are here in an alice thread because of alice, i just want to know what about alice in particular draws this attention so much

the love ones i assumed were the same guy

Just scrolling through b trying to avoid this fat bitch Alice with her annoying internet lisp.

Alice is...thin as hell, you retard

LOL
"I POSTED YOUR ASS PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEE"

u suck at it then if u got in here, just add to filter, fucking newfags

Because it's some tranny chick who UWUs and baits lonely faggot tards to get (you)s out the wazoo.

>the love ones i assumed were the same guy

Correct. But Alice doesn't really have much of a following.

In this combined step we are going to dip the chimken pieces in the flour, then the egg and then finally the breadcrumbs.

You're gonna wanna have one "wet" hand and one "dry" hand so you don't get clubbed fingers.

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that doesnt answer why people are drawn, just 'bait' is weak explanation - what is the bait? what is so attractive?

i see these threads before on occasions and usually are very busy either with angry spamming people or recurring characters

looks good.

she isn't a tranny try harder

yes, that is literally what I said. if you wanted to get to me you wouldn't have replied

I post in a lot of other threads anonymously! just popping in to show my friend some love.
it's a stutter, not a lisp

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Alice doesn't do any of that.

She's kind but she's not going to pretend to like you. And she's a bitch a lot of the time. But that's why I love her.

>people unironically think THIS is a woman

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where in that is any proof she isn't?

I'm not alice so you're still gotten my friend

>she

Are you fucking blind?

Bake the c-chicken for about 15 minutes and set aside while you make the sauce.

Very very easy stuff. M-nake sure the chicken is on a prepared baking sheet or it might stick!

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Who is alice

are you?

end result is same - why is alice treated differently for you? does it increase value of interaction if you use avatar? it is an odd group culture to me that i am not understanding i guess - it is more unique to alice threads than others from what i see

nice try. I have my got armor on

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I'm lookin' right at it, and this is very obviously a woman. I don't see a dick or facial hair or anything, so what the fuck is your evidence?

Thinking about that comic where that crazy dude sees jewish robots everywhere.

only in this instance it's seeing chicks with dicks

i thank you for your efforts

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>usually are very busy

Not as busy as you might think. They get busy when Alice posts them every day like she's doing during the quarantine but when she was doing a weekly schedule, hardly anyone posted in them.

A lot of the hate comes from certain individuals who hate her for inane reasons that really don't matter. As for recurring characters, there aren't as many of those as you might think. There's me but I'm just Anonymous.

Thank you kindly

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Seriously who is Alice

looks yummy hope you are having a good day :p

'not busy but also sometimes busy'

busy is busy, conditional or otherwise. the draw is real, for better or worse these groups of peoples are frequently present in thread for one reason or another. why does alice draw the attention so much? why do you attend alice threads regularly, and why in the initial time did you click alice?

HEY ALICE YOU FUCKING FILTHY PIECE OF RAPEMEAT WHORE I need something delicious that's under 300 calories trying to get dem aesthetics, what would you recommend

I am

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I'm feeling like this dish could use a very liberal sprinkling of sesame seeds at the end...
I treat every thread differently! just like having a face when I support a dear friend.
you too

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cmon alice do something exciting

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J-just wait~

Add the soi sauce to the bowl, give it a little mix!

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Exercise

>why do you attend alice threads regularly, and why in the initial time did you click alice?

I love Alice. What more do you want from me? I state my reason every time I post in her threads.

I've never seen you here before but I like this! I wish Yas Forums was like this more often.

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>censored bowl
but why

maybe add some chili paste or hoisin sauce?

this is a strange approach to socialising to me but i can appreciate differences in people. do you extend same avatar-based rules for other friends running threads? why so?

but why then love alice? i am not familiar with this culture. i have seen only the other threads this week.

Well ur one of the few here actually
trying to make something with quality.

Thanks for that

I p-post these daily dear.

Maybe

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>other threads this week
doing it for years
devotion to the place

How have you been coping with confinement?

Add the r-red pepper to the bowl, you can add or take out as much of this as you want as it can make the dish less spicy or more so to your liking!

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exercise is definitely good for helping, but if the goal is just weight loss, diet is an easier way to control calories.
other threads? sure! I mostly meant that I post in unrelated threads anonymously more often than not, especially on other boards.
I recognize this blob.

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I'm d-doing fine

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i love you

>but why then love alice?

I could go on and on about why I love Alice all day but I suspect you wouldn't be satisfied with it.

My love for Alice isn't some bit I'm doing or code for anything else. I am simply a man that loves a woman. There are a myriad of reasons for it and I find more and more with every day I spend with her. But they only have meaning to me. You should be familiar with the concept of love, I hope.

Alice its been like 8 days nonstop of TV, internet, games and fucking my doll and my cum is starting to have little yellow jelly things and i feel that i should be worried but at the same time there are no doctors to go ask about this am i going to die?

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Add the sesame seed oil to the sauce mixture and give it a little stir to combine!

You c-can also add some sesame seeds now if you l-like, or at the end. Dealers choice

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Holy hell that's a cute ass dog.
Almost as cute as you, Alice.

this is stupid gate keep shit, why is elitism based on frequency of wasting time on gay japanese cartoon site helpful? i just ask why people are drawn here.

there is lots of long time posters but not necessarily you love them as much?

there are lots of boards i appreciate this. why did you draw to alice as a close friend initially? what does alice provide that draws you?

i am not searching satisfaction - simply curiosity. there are lots of people drawn here for many reason but there must be commonality. same as earlier reply, what does alice provide that draws you in?

why was it tough?

alot of people i think are over reacting to this coronavirus stuff,if this is why you think it was tough.dont worry,in a month or so we'll be making jokes about it like people did with swine flu

BIG SHAKE
I love you too, anonymous

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She is DA PUP, always visible on Alice's webcam during streams: twitch.tv/celtyplays

Fucking simps man

Business as usual.
voca.ro/nGSpUl84dRp

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L-like I said, you need to lurk moar

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like i said, your elitism based on frequency of attendance at gay japanese cartoon board is stupid.

L-like I said, lurk moar

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>nyc

eh,i guess.i went to nyc once.and it suprised me seeing a recent video and picture of times square.it had like,nobody in it and the place was overcrowded as fuck when i went there

hasn't been a toxic person in my experience, so that was certainly a help compared to a lot of other posters I've met.
that's not even remotely accurate, but I hope you stay safe

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But she's been here for literal years
if you haven't seen her you must not visit Yas Forums very often

and if you don't visit Yas Forums very often it's weird to express shock at it.

>what does alice provide that draws you in?

She is Alice. That's the simplest way for me to say it. I don't want to gush on and on about some unrequited love like some loser. Particularly not when she's right there to see it. So that answer will have to suffice for your purposes.

Think of anything a sappy dumb guy would say about the girl he likes. I'd probably say something similar about Alice.

T-that's how bad it is. You n-need to not underestimate this situation.

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Mix the cornstarch and water, you're going to use this to thicken the sauce if you need it!

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Hey man. I like dogs, and I like girls.