Congrats America, you won the Darwin Award for the century

Congrats America, you won the Darwin Award for the century.

17,300 new cases, you just broke the record.

You can thank your orange president for that.

The greatest country on the planet, the best health care system in the world, and still you managed to fall flat on your face, almost half of you voted for your idiot in chief and now you are the laughing stock of the world.

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900 dead in italy in a day. Cope.

America is always the winner. The category doesn’t matter. GO USA!!

stfu eurofag, the numbers aren't real and neither is Corona, just one big hoax

China lied about it's numbers, you chink robot

It's people like you who rot our societies and hold us back from true growth. Just do us all a favour and eat a box of sleeping pills, put on the recoding of Trump's inauguration that we all know you taped and dift off to nothingness.

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KYS, subversive cunt.

Nigga you realize that's a europoor larping as a trump fag right

>the best health care system in the world
hahahahahhahahahha

liberals mad over facts, did I hurt your feelings?

What fact? The fact that you eat Dicks?

we have the best healthcare but our system is fucked

You first. I could use a demonstration

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Obesity, what a cool thing to be a winner about

>laughing stock of the world
Are you implying we aren’t the whole world?

Keep in mind countries at times under test cases or they lie about the number of cases.
So the numbers depend on how honest a country is and how many political are being tested per day.

Same as the US, orange man has lied since day one

>and now you are the laughing stock of the world.
I'm European, and even i admit that Europe has way more cases of Corona than America.

This is not the fault of politicians. Its something that would have happened regardless of who is the president.

I'm an independent voter. Trump isn't perfect but he was the best candidate in 2016 and he's still the best candidate now. Not because he's a good president, but because the Democrat party has failed miserably in putting forth anyone that could be considered a better option.

Joe Biden? Are you fucking serious right now? I'm not loyal to Trump but if the other option is JOE FUCKING BIDEN then Trump gets my vote again, full stop.

If you don't want a Trump in office, do a better job and give us a reason to vote for a democratic candidate because right now there is no reason to.

Try mexico

OP is pissed his benefits card got taken away.

Still the lowest percentages of deaths, you Eurofag.

Wait 3 weeks for 3k dead a day in the us

user of truth

It takes 2 weeks to a full recover.
With that numbers you are fucked.

HAHAHAHA DIE AMERICUNTS

Its not our president. Its actually my generation. They won't listen. Its almost getting to a point to where we need to enact martial law.

They are still going on spring break, Hanging out in large crowds, going to beaches.

this.

COVID19 DOING GOD"S WORK
PURGE THEM ALL

God bless, amen

85.000 case i'm rolling, orange man really is retarded and so are americans

>J-JJUST W-WAIT GUYS!1 I SWEAR MORE AMERICANS WILL DIE :( FUCK AMERICANS
The sad state of foreigners.

Lol. You realize we’re just the most efficient at recording things right?
Any “statistics” that come out of communist China are probably heavily deflated. In addition, what exactly does the president have to do with those numbers?

you mean the highest attended inauguration of all times?

1000 PEOPLE DEAD IN ITALY IN ONE DAY, FUCK YEAH!

Not happy about it just saying what's gonna happen
On the other hand this guy seemed pretty happy about 900 dead people in my country though

See this nigga as well?

That won't happen. This isn't a shithole like italy. This is the best country on earth

Ok man what did i expect arguing with an american? In a few weeks thing about what i said

Both Biden and Clinton would have handled this situation better. Not a single doubt in my mind

"the best health care system in the world"
lololol just the most expensive

you must see the contradiction in that statement?

you know in the beginning I thought Trump was bad, after that I thought he is kinda okay

now recently looking at all the right wing leaders in the world: trump, boris and bolsonaro
man they are really not doing a good job right now, in fact they are doing the worst job of all leaders in the world.

I really wonder whom they blame once this is over.

He just crashed the Fed and put the money back into the hands of the treasury dpt. It was fucking brilliant

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andrew yang was BY FAR the best candidate.

Trump is just not paying attention to his intelligence agencys

Trump is really stupid, what does it matter if you spend 100 billion/year on intelligence services if you don't pay attention to them if you should

Couldn't agree more, I'll be voting for Trump again because Biden is an awful choice, almost on par with Hillary.

will be earlier than 3 weeks.
if the numbers of infections double every 4 days, the dead ones will be too

As an American, I can say that we certainly fo not have the best healthcare system. And if we do, then the whole planet is fucked. Also, the president doesn't hold absolute authority like eveyone likes to pretend he does. He's not solely responsible for the epidemic in America, though his decisions have arguably contributed to our current condition. Everyone spends so much time demonizing the people they dislike that we don't always take the full picture into account. We just hyper-focus on whatever validates our opinions. Myself included in that regard, I will openly admit.

What site is that scoreboard on?

You wish faggot. Cope


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well... his twitter account shows something else

exponential never lies, do the math you fuckhead

Thanks to shit tier health care thats only diagnosed cases while multiples more won't even bother or can't afford to get tested.

healthcare doesn't matter if there are too many infected man, you just can't take care of all of them, it's called triage

1% death rate in America, 10% in italy, WITH LESS CASES LOL

murica fuck yeah
coming again to save the motherfuckin' day yeah

A good unbiased read here...

The US is in this for the long haul!!

theatlantic.com/health/archive/2020/03/how-will-coronavirus-end/608719/?utm_source=pocket-newtab

China lies dumb ass

Every country reports the numbers how they want, germany has 300 deaths over 50k cases? Lmao.

Poor italy..FUCK.

CORONA GONNA RAISE THE AVERAGE IQ OF THE WORLD

PRAISE CORONA

it's an exponential function buddy

if you have high blood pressure the deaths will be higher
if there are too many infected the death rate will be higher
if you don't have enough ventilators the death rate will be higher

Man i'm a huge fan of the USA, buddy I love them.

I just think trump did a horrible job on this one

Is there any actual evidence for this or is it just assuming

America is just ramping up! Most cities have not even been severely hit yet.

Chicago, Detroit, St Louis, Dallas...

Hang on boys, it's gonna be rough!

>In particular, his lawyers take issue with one of the edits to a speech made by Trump at a rally in South Carolina. The edited video has Trump saying: “Coronavirus. This is their new hoax,” whereas, during the actual speech Trump also referred to the impeachment inquiry and the investigation into Russian interference in the US elections as hoaxes. A full excerpt from the speech is detailed in the cease and desist letter, and is as follows (our emphasis in bold, for the lines that were kept in the clip):

>“Now the Democrats are politicizing the coronavirus. You know that, right? Coronavirus. They’re politicizing it. We did one of the great jobs, you say, “How’s President Trump doing?”, “Oh, nothing, nothing.” They have no clue, they don’t have any clue. They can’t even count their votes in Iowa, they can’t even count. No, they can’t. They can’t count their votes. One of my people came up to me and said, “Mr President, they tried to beat you on Russia, Russia, Russia.” That didn’t work out too well. They couldn’t do it. They tried the impeachment hoax. That was on a perfect conversation. They tried anything, they tried it over and over, they’ve been doing it since he got in. It’s all turning, they lost. It’s all turning, think of it, think of it. And this is their new hoax.”

>Because of this edit, Trump’s lawyers are calling the advert “patently false, misleading, and deceptive”.

Try reading the article before you link it next time fucking rectal enthusiast.