It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.
We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no. Here. At 4:00am Pacific Time Yas Forums will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant do sh*t"
Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have Reddit, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Administrators, Heaven and Hiroyuki here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.
As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.
The clock is ticking, gentlemen.
We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget.
I'll bite, then. There is a very big difference between something like the ol' Cicada 3301 and this. Cicada started out as being some random puzzle but turned out to be serious. This, however, is utter bullshit.
If I were to ask you to prove your hacking skills, you'd probably either ignore me or dismiss it. Here is your chance to at least mildly validate some of your claims. A very simple question that every l33t h4x0r would know the answer to: what's the easiest way to check if a remote host is available? (although to be fair, spme script kiddies know this one too)
I'll be watching Steven Universe Future at that time so this is fine.
Leo Hill
Someone should make a bot of sorts to just find open forms or shit, just for a laugh
Joseph Gonzalez
My dearest friend, 'tis with immense pleasure that I inform you that your letter has found safe travel to my destination and landed in my hands. However, this pleasure was fated to remain short lived and bittersweet, for I must also admit to you, regardless of what distress it may cause to you, knowing you went to great trouble to pen it and deliver it to me, that I in fact declined to open it and refused to read the message contained within. Surmising your intentions, there exists no doubt in my heart regarding your sincere worries for my financial well being, but alas your attempts to convince me to modify my investment strategies shall regretfully remain futile, as my stubbornness in this matter has indeed been sealed irrevocably and no other voice shall rock its imperturbable foundations. Allow me then to reiterate my will once more, and do your best to forever remember it for no change will follow: Fuck off reddit. We shan't speak of this no more. Sincerely yours, your beloved friend.. -user
Camden Evans
Of all the bullshit itt, this is a genuinely good idea. Props to knowledgeable 4channers
Jordan Davis
>I also have Reddit, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us. fake, we all know that's ebaumsworld
Landon Powell
Why did I read that with Monty Pythons King Arthur voice in my head?
...have I gone too far?
Thomas Reyes
WHAT THE FUCK OMG I LITERALLY SHIT MYSELF GUYS WHAT CAN WE DO?
Ah so it's just the non Jewish owned sites that constantly get pulled up for it
Dylan Rivera
i saw CP like 3 days ago, posted by an OP like straight up 8 yo puss pictures got deleted within minutes but i've seen shit like that plenty of times, not to mention all the shady links and discords and shit that people passing around in loli threads
No I meant pre porn ban tumblr you fucking nigger piece of shit and rats are better than you cunt
Matthew Sullivan
happy cock day :)
Easton Bell
Damn right. There's nothing here but cute pets and good old fashioned religion. Remember all those goddess and cat threads?
Alexander Thomas
Then I keep missing it damn it, you find loli shit everywhere it's not unique to us but you offer people the power of user then they will abuse it regardless of if its here, reddit or the other fucking shit pits out there. We have just got so cringe over the years
