The age old debate: which is better, juicy breasts or sumptuous butts?

Big tits exist because we walk upright, big butts exist because we got massive fucking brains that require really wide hips to birth compared to other primates. I see that as a win for butts.

get a load of this conservative

what mental gymnastic are you doing for big ass = big hips? Never seen small waist big booty woman or the opposite?
Hip size = hip size.
And the topic here isn't about breeding

bruh waist and hips are two different things

yeah, that's the point

When it comes to down to tits against ass, ass always wins. No perfect pair of tits will ever make up for a lack of ass, but a perfect ass will always make up for a lack of tits

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My thoughts exactly

this. doesn't matter how big the tits are if she got an ass like hank hill.

= nigga
are you alright in the head my duck? fucking monkleys have nigga asses because its eye level. The reason biped humans of the female sex have fucking juicy milkers is because the nigga ass is no longer in eye level so tits happened to attract men. ergo, tits = close to god. shitty ass = close to nig.

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>this

why not both?

Sorry but I have a Ph.D in ass-tits-ology. It has been widely speculated the ancient Romans and Greeks created the traditional heart symbol based on the appearance of ass. The Greeks even built Aphrodite Kallipygos to appreciate ass. I don't mean to downplay tits. Tits are awesome, but not on the same level as ass.

Gonna have to agree with asses. Tits are usually good no matter what. Even tiny ones are still attractive and fun to play with. A bad ass is just the worst.

A nice hard dick to suck and ride.

look nigger. I agree with you. The ass has played a major part in our evolution and even toward the heart shape being based of a fit birds ass.

Still i stand by my ideology. Ass = nig, Tits = close to god.

Man learned to walk upright and from such tits blessed the earth and from tits there was life.

Ass gives us shit and nigs.

Fuck your PH.D, fag.

genitals are the most boring part of both men and women

No, I love having a dick in my mouth. I honestly could suck multiple guys off a day and never get tired of it.

The heart symbol was based off the seed pod of a plant that they used as birth control. Read a fucking book.

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whats hindering you?

My man, you educated me and the nig lovers. I will follow where you lead.

Preferring tits over ass is almost childish, like how a baby wants milk. Everybody likes ass because it implies great sex. You typically fuck doggy style, allowing you to grab, look, and appreciate the ass. There is no substitute for ass, thus it is superior.

I work long hours so I really can only get my fill of cock on Friday and Saturday nights. But sometimes at work I masturbate in the restroom or do penile torture during lunch.

But sex during doggy always gives off the smell of shit in the room

What kind of nasty ass women you fucking with?

ahhh fuck off coon!

You are lying and cheating your self out of god-hood. You must repent for your sins. Ass is the low hanging fruit that the weak men so greedly claw at.

Tits are the forbringers of life and love. Until the day you come home from work to a women with breasts that can supply a level of relaxation and comfort unknow to the common ass worshiping nigga is the day that man assends beyond his earthly shackles.

Cunt.

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>sometimes at work I masturbate in the restroom or do penile torture during lunch
stop that please and wait till you get home. and have you thought about literally selling your body? escorts can choose who to fuck and you would make room for a person whose mind doesnt constantly revolve around sex.

These are theories, but my point is even the Greeks and Romans appreciated ass more than they appreciated tits.

>You typically fuck doggy style
get hotter chicks. tantra seat is where its at.

maybe thats why they fucked boys.

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It's okay. One day you'll outgrow your Oedipal complex and boob fetish and join the rest of us in adulthood.

You can train ass to get a nice thicc one, for tits u can only become a landwhale to grow some

I'm not escorting. And a little private time at work makes the day better.

I would rarther burn in the 9th level of sin, Judecca.

You all see the light before you when the light draws to a close. Tits>ass. Fag.

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Her

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rough bro

Shes got a nice body. But always smells strong.

Hip to waist ratio.

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hear me out bro right.

She all checked for STD's and that? strong smell is a common sign for STD's unless you are on about body order then she is just a fucking heretic.

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Anything larger than a B cup is just not for me. I prefer very small A cups. People always accuse me of being into guys, but tits don't make the girl, their face and vagina are what define them as women. Tits just get in the way. You can really get more of that body to body experience with flatter girls.

The only exception is anorexic chicks. There has to be SOME ass. Super skinny asses always look kind of gross. My perfect girl is someone like chloe moretz or alison lohman, or keira knightley if she was slightly thiccer.

any fake tits at all are right out. Dealbreaker. It reeks of vanity and I don't want to fuck a doll.

With big tits and a full round ass

Speculated by who? Liberal anthropologists and historians in the pockets of Big Ass. Thats who.

are you missing the vag and putting it in the ass or what? The only girl i've fucked doggy style that stunk up the room was a nigger hooker i picked up off the street for 30 bucks...but like, you expect that with that type of girl. With normal girls it shouldn't stink at all.

its because they were white lulz

lmao

>and stay loyal until she gets put to death for showing her hair in public
ftfy, inshallah

hehe xD omegalulz. faggotbait.

nah mate, you prefer little boys by the sound of it. Anything under a D cup is a fucking lad. Nonce.

>Big Ass

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PEDO DETECTED

Kek

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so the majority of women are men. Got it. Fuck off.

If I preferred boys, I'd like fucking people up the ass right? Well I don't. I'll never fuck a woman up the ass.

based

Nice ass should be standard, big beautiful boobs are like the deluxe package

woke

just because i like adult women that look like children doesn't make me a pedo

>And a little private time at work makes the day better
desinfect everything in sight after youve finished pls. and maybe get some help.

t. Momma's boy

People with regressive childhood issues tend to clamor for mother's breast. It's okay you can have milky and tendies, baby.

Oi, cunt. Dont you lie to us lads. We all know you are into a bit of the rusty sherifs badge.

Aye my point stands, less then a D cup is a lad.

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imagine being this much of a teeaboo. If you were really british or australian or whatever you're pretending to be, you wouldn't be trying this hard to sound like one.

A good ass can compensate for lack of tits. However good tits wont compensate for a lack of ass, no matter how large

Its alight lad, i feel your pain. How penance for thy sins and the lord shal welcome you into her fat milkers.

This doesn't look like tiktok girl. Looks like Belle Delphine.

Tits are fun, if they are just large enough so I can squeeze them and have a nice nipple I can suck on, they are perfect, but I find a nice ass more important. It has to be big enough for spanking, soft enough so she can sit on my face, hard enough to grab and feel like I am making an effort.

Tits swell up during pregnancy then deflate like a kickball afterwards. A girl with the shitiiet tit can still have a firm and sexy dumpster.

Sorry mate, didnt mean to upset you with how i speak. I will have to rememeber you get upset easily.

>muh nigs
>muh Yas Forumsitics

You should relax, bud.

>I like women that look like children
Congrats on being one step below animal fuckers

i really don't understand spanking. When guys do it in porn it just pisses me off. Just fuck her, don't make it weird.

I know pal, it is the price we pay for bringing life into this world. Memorys last a life time.

No cunt, You should understand tits are the way forward. I feel strongly about this.

Not all women's deflate. Those are some b tier hoes

someone's got to fuck them, might as well be me. I'm not breaking any laws.

This is it boys, close the thread. We're done