I need about:

Okay. I gotta ask. Why new calipers? They dont wear out like a tire.

Not that dude but if one caliper is leaking, you gotta replace both.

This but half unironically because i need to stockpile and grow in my legal state

No you dont. Who told you that? You can even rebuild them to fix the leaks.

>he lives in a flyover shithole
That’s a pay cut for me , LA fag reporting in

ticket to North Korea
because if we live in a communist country i prefer the one where it will end sooner

And $1200 is supposed to help you how exactly?
I’m using mine to pay off debt, it’ll trickle up to the big corporations but at least I get to wipe my slate before CEOs get bonuses this time around

1200 bottles of hand sanitizer from the dollar store, I'm investing for retirement

hang on, i know this is bait but
>I need about:
>$300 worth of clothes
go to Kmart and you can make that $50 instead
>$100 for a new bathrobe
no you dont
>$2,200 for a laptop
get an MSI, $1700 should be plenty for decent specs that'll have you still playing vidya 6 years from now
>$1,000 for VR stuff
no you dont
>$500 for VR games
no you dont
>$20,000 for a car
lol no, just drop $3k into a riceburner
>$100 for a new monitor
that's fair enough, spend closer to $200 so you get something worthwhile
>$150 for an external harddrive
should only set you back $80-100
>$150 for a cool backpack
nah
>$70 for a new battery for my roomba
no you dont, vacuum yourself you lazy shit
>$600 for a table saw
no you dont
>$740 worth of assets for my video game creation hobbie
no you dont, pirate them instead like everyone else does

ITT: illusion of wealth

>retard
usually employees generate profits otherwise there wouldn't be any.

>"no one"
most people don't. depends on what you do. i need another diesel which even a used 1998 dodge 12 valve goes for 12-17k.
by need i mean it's a work truck (and a tax write-off). a new truck off the lot goes for 50k + easily.
with another work truck i can have another crew, promote someone to foreman, generate more profits.

since i can get a loan at 0% I'll probably just take the stimulus money and do some home improvements which will also lower my taxable income.

>needs a Nintendo switch.
>kid doesn't know what need is

solid point user. save when you can so when shit like this COVID-19 economic cluster fuck happens you'll be in to position to not only cover your ass but you'll potentially be able to take advantage of lowered interest rates and buy real property like a house or in my case. a 300 acre farm someone had to short sale because their marginal propensity to consume was greater than their propensity to save.

or i could spend it on stupid shit like OP and his overpriced bathrobe.