Have you had sex with someone famous?

you someone famouse?

Puta

dead thred

based

I fucked hillary duff back in 2008

The closest I've gotten is taking the v-card of a well known voice actor's sister.

I once jerked off to bai ling
does that count?

sure, your waifu

was it good? pls more details

I'm serious

Did the wig slip off during the blowie?

I'm Eskimo brothers with the lead singer of Gogol Bordello, the first girl i ever hooked up with in highschool went on to get dicked down by gypsies

I'm not that sure if she counts as "someone famous" but Alice Isaaz was my girlfriend for three weeks in high school. I had sex two times with her.

is she jewish?

>Alice Isaaz
No but her parents were loaded med fags. She dumped me because they didn't like me kek.

Here in Australia we used to have this TV show about vidya called Good Game, one of the presenters was this chick called Hex. Long story short, I fingered her in a nightclub.

I work with a guy who graduated with Krysten Ritter and he said her pussy smells like fish

I'm really Seth Rogan and I masturbate everyday so yeah

Me too

Must be hard being a Black Man.

I got flashed by a drunk Sarah Silverman in NJ, worst tits I've ever seen

>I fingered her in a nightclub
Was she clean?

Y'know, you're not the first person to tell me that. I'm starting to think my special moment with her might not have been so special :(

Hi Seth

How comes you weren't in Your Highness?

Fucked the brazillian actress Bruna Marquezine in some party once

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DUDE

Nick Cage once gave me a hand job accidentally.
Turns out I got drunk and passed out in his hotel room in Bangkok when he was filming Bangkok Dangerous in 2008 and he thought it was his dick he was tugging on and couldn't work out why he couldn't feel anything.
Thankfully I had long hair at the time and was able to convince him that he'd hired a tranny prostitute and he was kind of into it but after I mentioned that I didn't like Ultimate Spider-man he kicked me out because he's a comic book man through and through.

>Alice Isaaz
post nudes

Gandalf touched me up on the set of return of the king

it's her?

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Did you like it?

was it good or was she a dead fish

Fuck

nice.

I'm 100% european, I just come from a shitty family and I sometimes struggle to hide my disgust with faggoting boomers like her dad. My height and looks are the only reasons why I have sex.
It was in 2009, nudes weren't that common back then.
Yes, her. She was my first but I wasn't her first.

I haven't but my gf fucked the dudes from LMFAO. She said its weird because the two guys in the group are related.

I dated one of the main hosts on Naked News. That's as close to famous as I ever got.

In November 2004 I fingered and ate out Lady Gaga in the bathroom of a club in the Chicago Suburbs. I drank her piss as well

Haley Reed in high school

I had sex with sunny lane way back when shes was full time in porn. She was actually really good and a total freak

Was she already fucking like a pornstar?

I met her once after a set in a san diego comdey club. we hung out in an alley smoking a doobie. she tried to give me bj but she didn't shave her pits or have deodorant on so the musty smell killed the mood.

Weird that somehow I believe you user.

I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from The Pierces several years ago.

I once gave moot a handjo

never got to fucking, but I was in a 'relation' with this Belgian TikTok girl 3 years ago. We kissed and I got to feel her boobs. Too bad it ended.

Wouldn't say she's a real celebrity but over 200k followers on tiktok tho

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kek

I got fucked by Weinstein and still never got my promised fame :/

Press charge.

>We kissed and I got to feel her boobs.
How does it feel like to touch a girl that attractive?

I occasionally work in the entertainment industry. Sometimes I have an opportunity to sneak into the trailers of upcoming actresses and sniff their used panties.

She was that girl

did you smell Margot Robbie's panties?

I fucked Gena Tew before she fucked Chris Brown. If that counts.

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