Covid 19 will disappear in 2-3 weeks. China has contained the virus having less than 10 new cases per day...

Covid 19 will disappear in 2-3 weeks. China has contained the virus having less than 10 new cases per day. The virus has peaked in Europe too and the number of daily cases is decreasing. We will be able to finally return to our normal lives in 2-3 weeks.

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not fucking likely

Wishful thinking. I'm actually starting to plan for my suicide. I'm not dealing with this shit for 6 months.

check out spain situation , over there is going wild

I admire your optimism OP you horse fucker....but you are totally wrong...this virus will last at least another 12 months.

Facts.

no we fucking won't you retard have you not seen the news? boris johnson has contracted the coronavirus we are all fucked

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>look mom I posted it again

also
>believing China's numbers
Chinese cell phone providers report 5 million phones being disconnected in the last two months
their corona deaths are being hidden and listed as death by "viral pneumonia" or natural old age

Don't believe Russian or Indian numbers either. Brazil is probably lying too

lol sure m8 you keep living in your own little world there

Shut up, Corona.

>Chinese cell phone providers report 5 million phones being disconnected in the last two months
Because people are out of jobs and cannot afford cellphone plans anymore.

Might have been related to travel restricts and less foreign workers but obviously chinas numbers are bullshit

And he has mild symptoms. This virus is not that dangerous even for the old people.

>And he has mild symptoms.
For now.

The first days are the worst.

Ok glow in the dark gook

yeah it's pretty hard to keep your job if you're dead.

Hey you wanna suicide together? I was thinking the same thing. We can have snacks first

Don't do it, user! He wants to play ookie cookie, and he's a premature ejaculator!

>Covid 19 will disappear in 2-3 weeks.

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>2-3 weeks
>China has been dealing with this since mid November
>5 FUCKING MONTHS
>Still has cases and deaths even though numbers are WAY down
>Still potential of Chinese Government fudging numbers cause MUH HONERABUU NATION
>China basically pulled a Chernobyl for the first couple months till shit started to get out of their censorship.

>Italy put measures in place to combat virus
>first case was in January
>End of March their deaths per day just stopped increasing at roughly 600 a day
>Still about 500 deaths a day
>Recovery rate still dwarfed by new cases
>Still potential to experience re-infections at same degree as China.
>Re-infections are practically guaranteed death regardless of health as medication to combat virus weakens heart tissue.

>U.S First case reported on March 5th
>Our dipshit leader downplayed everything about the virus and ignored experts
>We were not prepared
>Average American aged 50+ also downplayed severity of the Virus and are still largely ignoring warnings
>Average American is a fucking retard and apparently are licking various objects in stores
>Multiple industries however are donating necessities to combat virus in droves
>Average Millennial and under is actually taking shit seriously and taking measures to force our dip shit elderly to heed warnings.

It's tough to say OP, but I feel we are going to get fucked somewhere between Italy and China, but really no way to know for sure until the 3 month mark or when the death rate and new case rates start to go down both of which are still just starting to ramp up. Whichever comes first.

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Someone here claimed, it's because they mostly use the internet on their phones and hardly use the phone service.
So when they all got locked inside, they decide to cancel their seldom used cellphone service, since they'll be connected to wifi most of the time.
Seemed more reasonable than assuming china let 5million of their pop. vanish without so much as a hint.

If you think China are telling the truth about their numbers at this point you're a fucking idiot

>>Covid 19 will disappear in 2-3 weeks.

There's now 40 different strains. All the computer simulations show humans extinct within 3 years. Enjoy.

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It's gonna be a lot longer than 6 months, friend.

I wouldn't underestimate China's ability to make an entire city's worth of people disappear without a trace

I am excited!

So what if virus mutates? Death rate is minimal. If you get sick, you get immunity since there's no proof of reinfections happening. Few old people dying is not humans going extinct.

>First days are the worst
>Infected literally cannot tell they are infected between 5 and 20 days as the virus gestates
>40 confirmed mutations, each with it's own severity

This right here. This user is exactly how people like Boris and Trump become our leaders.

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Pussy, the world is better off. No loss. Thanks

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>Disappear completely

lol.ok

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This, Nobody is falling for the false flag

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Other countries have a national plan to stop shot. Here it’s “let’s ignore the experts and go to our baptist prayer groups”

Current 4.8% fatality rate globally from known cases to known deaths.
If that keeps up and you get worst case possible 100% spread, it will kill over 350 million just from covid19. Add another 50 million or more on to that with others dying that cant get care for other emergencies and what not.

It is not something to take lightly.

You're mistaking incubation period with actually having the illness. Boris already has the illness. He has mild symptoms and he will be completely healthy after 4 days.

OP is deluded and spreading false information. These people are dangerous.

>Someone here claimed, it's because they mostly use the internet on their phones and hardly use the phone service.
>So when they all got locked inside, they decide to cancel their seldom used cellphone service, since they'll be connected to wifi most of the time.
>Seemed more reasonable than assuming china let 5million of their pop. vanish without so much as a hint.


Nope. Each phone is linked to an individual who has to jump through hoops just to get an account. That phone then becomes their key to the city with violators of the Chinese Social Credits System. Without that phone, they can't catch a bus, ride a train or order goods or travel. The phone has three status colors: Green (for good citizens), Orange (for poor performers) and Red (for social credit offenders).

Put simply, those phones are like a driver's license. You don't leave home without them. Cancelling a "service subscription" doesn't explain why all the phone accounts are dead. Not a single one of those phones are being answered. People (like Bin Fang) who were arrested for reporting on Wuhan had their phones "drop off from the system". As did anyone being cremated. It's extremely suspicious.

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Sounds like fake news to me. Please don't take anything liberal fake news media tells you as a fact.

>false information
Careful. That may be to complicated for the OP to understand. Let me try.

OP IS READING FAKE NEWS

>So what if virus mutates?
It becomes more resistant. It becomes deadlier. It becomes more likely to spread and kill.

>Death rate is minimal.

NO. Absolutely fucking wrong:

Death Rate for Flu = 0.1%
(*Scientific American says this accounts for 40,000 deaths in America each year.)

Death Rate for COVID-19 = 3.4%
(*UN/WHO - based on S-Strain in China)

Death Rate in ITALY from L-Strain is 7-16.6%
(Variance is based on genetic, gender, age, health)

>If you get sick, you get immunity since there's no proof of reinfections happening.

WRONG. There's PLENTY of evidence that victims of S-strain are dying from L-Strain. No antibodies are being produced in the vast majority of cases. And people are catching both the S and L strains seperaturely. If you catch either, your vascular system and lungs are RUINED. Catch it again and you die. Survive and the damage to kidneys and testicular damage is highly likely to render you sterile and prone to a need for dialysis. Catch a regular flu just once in your life and there's almost a 100 percent chance it will kill you.

>Few old people dying is not humans going extinct.

It's not just people over 60 at risk. It's killing people between 15 and 45 years old (they make up 55% of the people clogging the hospitals). In ITALY, they stopped counting the dead 6 days ago. They also stopped giving people over 60 medical assistance because the beds are full of younger people. In one hospital they haven't saved a single person. Every single patient died.

I can't believe that there are people THIS STUPID here that they are completely unaware of what is happening out there.

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>Seemed more reasonable than assuming china let 5million of their pop. vanish without so much as a hint.
It's China... Human life in Asia is already near-valueless, and with a dash of communism added on top, human life becomes completely worthless.

And let's not forget that communist/socialist states are quite famous for murdering people en masse.

Further, China's media is very tightly controlled by their state.... Unfortunately, Occam's Razor, with this information, points to China concealing mass-executions of COVID cases....

>Sounds like fake news to me. Please don't take anything liberal fake news media tells you as a fact.

You fuckers are all going to die within 3 years.

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I'm not American and the virus will not affect me. I'm not an obese mouthbreather.

Good. We need it. If only it would sterilize the niggers we would be set.

Please don't talk out of your ass. It's obvious that your only knowledge about viruses comes from Plague Inc. It's a game. It's not real life.

!!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!

The Corona Flu is a false flag to cause social destruction and bring down the world economy and to bring in Martial Law before it collapses to protect the banking cartel and the politicians who are behind it.

The banks will collapse and will need bailing out again and will be doing bail-ins by stealing money directly from peoples accounts, they also want to force everyone on to a digital currency that they will control and use to enslave everyone with.

Get your money out of every bank and financial institution there is, they are already using the corona flu as an excuse to restrict withdrawals and push people onto digital transactions and in the future will try and confiscate everyones money.

This is the New World Order they have been planning for the last century.

Yep this WAVE will be gone in 2-3 weeks, 6 the most, but remember, a second one more brutal will come in a few months, how i know? i studied the history of all the well recorded pandemics of the last two centuries, it's always one wave soft and a second hard as fuck.

(the graphic of the Spanish Flu waves)

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8th day is the worst fucktard

That's because Americans are vastly unhealthier than Chinese people(or any other people in the world)

Heading out now to buy a surf board, thanks for the advice user

You’re kidding right? Americans are healthy as shit. Our healthcare is what is fucked.

The Chinese don’t wash their hands and eat bats and rodents.

Americans have almost ubiquitous access to clean water and fresh food.

I’m not talking about country bumpkins. Go to an actual populated city and pretty everyone besides the homeless in fine shape.

To be fair, the 2nd wave only happened because of WW1 fucking up life and infrastructure for many and forcing the ill to be transported on crowded trains further spreading the virus.

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1 in 3 obese is not healthy bro

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>This is like nothing that has hit us before. Ever. Cute graphs and I’m glad you went on a YouTube/ basic headline reading spree “studying” these pandemics. South America’s flu season is going to be starting soon so let’s see how ugly shit gets down there. They’re nowhere near as prepared as these world powers who have succumbed to the virus.

>healthy as shit
It's funny how right you are without knowing it.

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Its seven days after symptoms. at this point some people crash due to a cytokine storm in the lung tissues.

Bro are you fucking retarded? I understand that some of the oldest people in the world are Asian but don’t get it twisted. Their over population alone has fucked the air they breathe beyond what we have in the USA. Why do you think it’s common for them to use masks daily even before this outbreak. Have you also looked into the number of people who smoke in Asia vs other places? We’re fat shits in the USA but just being fat doesn’t mean we’re worse off than other places. The more advanced humans get the more fat they’re going to be unless something is done to change that.

Can we get someone to teach this guy about reading comprehension? Either this dude is retarded or English isn’t his first language. Also not the op that you’re replying to; just had to let you know you’re fucking stupid.

Oh I am sorry, did I trigger you? You seem upset at the fact that Americans are easily one of the least healthy populaces. I am sorry sorry this bothers you as much as it does. Perhaps you require a warm bath with a nice bath bomb?

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Lighten up, Francis