YLYL Loss Edition
YLYL Loss Edition
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
nice nigger vs white IQ curves
i get the charts, but im failing to see a narrative or punchline.
LOSS edition, you faggot mongoloids!!!
ahaha wow funny story!
There's nothing wrong with eating exotic animals. Like anything else, they're safe to eat if cooked and prepared in a sanitary manner. The problem with the Wuhan wet market isn't the variety of animals sold, it's the fucking disgusting sanitary conditions. Eat all the bats you want, just butcher them in a clean area and cook them thoroughly please
what's loss?
>your loss you're loose?
sure buddy 100% this outbreak started from a food market and not the fucking bat research facility 50 yards down the street from said market
accurate
its the loss meme
Die in a fire
Helium is very expensive
oooooh
Went to jobcorps and one of the first people I met there was this guy named George and his eyes were upside down (lashes on bottom) like that shit was it weird but also cool.
Ayyyyy
but you recover it back after purchasing the helium-imbued fruit then reuse
she's not wrong
>Mortal kombat
>1st person shooter.
Immediately invalided comic
Jax has a finisher with machine gun. So nah.
lost at filename
Fucking lol
Is it first person pov? What mk had this?
I love how occultists are so tied to the non occultist view that they think to be an occultist they have to dress in a stereotypical way.
>MORTAL KOMBA*
totally differen game
Anyone has a pictre of an old naked guy covered in bread
For my friend Jakov
Macarena
Better commit next time losers, oops too late .
>ending reproduction is the only way to save the earth
>communism literally exists
>mrw
> criticize israel
>criticize niggers
>criticize lgbt
Awful meme just kys
I hope she's leading by example.
I'm sorry for your loss
This is the boomerist shit I've ever seen
BTG was such an innocent meme. Those were better times.
LOL!
Thats actually pretty funny :P
this is amazing, but not in was the author thought it was
I can’t understand why people think mashing together two simpsons jokes somehow makes a new joke.
Fucking millennials.
actually funnier than 99% shit in these autistic threads
I salute you, sir.
lost. But it's been a shit thread.