On the night shift - finally split with my GF of 3 years who was a diagnosed nymphomaniac - It was...

Honestly, its the last thing on my mind right now. I'm sure there will come a time where I just go out and neck the first bird that looks kindly at me. But for now, I think a rest is needed

Nymphs aren't as fun as people make them out to be.

You're such a fucking pathetic cuck. I don't even know where to start. Sex on tap and you can't handle it? Christ. In Roman times they'd have thrown people like you - rightfully - to the fucking LIONS.

>boo hoo she handcuffed me and had her way with me

D'awww shed a tear for this babby. What a fucking sad cunt you are. Have you considered suicide as a long-term career option?

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Been there bro. At first I thought "hell yeah. sex all the time". but that shit gets old quickly and my girl did go elsewhere. it got so bad that she double booked a hook-up and forgot I was going to be home that day. shit got ugly quickly.

Spotted the thirsty virgin

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>if she didnt get her way or her fix, she became emotional and angry.
Fucking mental health bingo right there. Thanks user, you've given me the epiphany I need to stay strong

also, you are an actual virgin faggot

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Kek

Hello, low-T faggots. How's life with no testicles?

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I just broke up with my girl a few hours ago too. Single buddies!