Why can't I get a girlfriend Yas Forumsros? am I too intimidating for them?

Why can't I get a girlfriend Yas Forumsros? am I too intimidating for them?

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don’t know if retard or troll

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Shut up fat retard go rape children

Are you faggots going to be helpful or not?

Show more pics or bs

what fucking difference is it

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA
OH FUCK
LOL

Holy New year's Eve Batman

What kind of a fucking answer is that

Please tell me that beard isn't a neckbeard

Post a few pics of girls you go after
Are they gym Thor's?
Are they granny's?
I'm assuming you're looking for girls out of your league.
I'm also assuming you've never actually asked a girl out in your life and you're expecting them to ask you out or something.
If that's the case I've got bad news.

None of them will send me pics because their parents tell them not to trust anybody

they also don't ever agree to a place to meet up

It's the face mask. Definitely the face mask. Or the cape. Yes, it's the cape.

Girls love the mask and cape
Why do you think they like those Avengers movies so much?
Masks and capes worked for my friends too

It's the autism

Shut the fuck up I don't have autism

Maybe stop hitting on underage girls?

bwahahahaha

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When did I mention underage girls you fuckface

So you're hitting on internet third
Have you ever been tested for autism?
I know that gets thrown around as an insult here a lot but seriously, consider getting tested.
Your chances with getting a date online are lower than your chances of getting a date with a gym thot.
Also, women only care about money.
All women have a price, just keep asking and don't over estimate the value.
Your average girl is not worth over $100 even for a fat ugly guy like you
Be sure to let them know this btw it increases the odds for the next guy to hit on her
Let them know after they decline your offer that you think they're not really worth it anyways
Back in highschool I jokingly asked a girl how much and she said $300
I laughed and pulled out my wallet and counted out $300 in front of the whole class
Her face turned red as an apes ass
Then I let her know she's really not worth it
Her Glee and embarrassment turned into rage which turned into tears which turned into free sex

>Internet third
Internet thots*
Thank you auto correct

Rapist costume for Halloween?

Samefag

I'm not a rapist and it's not a costume

Is that the mask you wear when old men fuck you?

You have full blown autism

Hippity hoppity women are property

Literally no

STFU

So you only get raped by other men?

You're a pathetic faggot who takes it up the ass

Because you are not what they want. Simple as that.

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Delete your post fag

No girl who isn't 15 or younger would use their parents as an excuse to not message you.

That or they're lying to you.

You have down syndrome op

wow gee that sure narrows it down thanks

Cuz you fat fat boi

I dont want girls who judge people by their looks

you look like this guy

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Everyone judge by their looks. noone wants you if you look like crap and to make girls realize how good your personality is you actually need to talk to girls but they wont because you look bad.

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You delete it

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kill yourself

you need more hentai in your life. on my tinder i have a full hentai outfit on and only trash pics like that and yet i have a girlfriend. also im as fat as you

Tbh your only options are to lose weight get in shape or become like a comedian and be a fat ugly funny nigga

Make me loser

Stop having fantasies about buggering little boys

you sure its not little girls too?

I'm not going to act on them you fuckwad

File name "magnificentdevastation"
If you really think that's the coolest shit in the world that's why girls don't like you

its obvious youre not op cause he wouldnt admit to it like this. he'd say something about they are drawings or something

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shave the neckbread. youll look like youre 12 but atleast you wouldnt look like youre 12 with a neckbeard

Unironically yes, but not in the way you'd like.

Put me in the snap

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he's too cool for em

Lmfao

Just because it's a beard on my neck doesn't mean it's a neckbeard

youre right. its pubes on your face. get a vasectomy

I'm not a cuck

Why the mask and cape?

Here's the thing, if you are actually not here to troll and you genuinely ask for advice, what kind of answer do you expect people to give you when you post yourself (if that's you anyway) wearing some retarded fantasy mask and a hood? even the filename is 'magnificentdevastation' !! I've fucked a girl I met playing D&D, and even she would turn you down

If you don't think I look cool with them then you're lying to yourself

timestamp please

you're a fat simp

Huge faggot.

4 chan's biggest dumb ass.

You forgot to mention he's retarded also.