Post the strangest dream you have ever had here

Some time after my father died I had an odd dream. I walked into a conference type room with a large table in the room as if it were an area for business meetings. The room was full of people but they didn't have faces. For some reason i just knew they were relatives that had passed. Across the room from the door i walked in from was another door which was open and all i saw was the vast cosmos real deep space imagery. I was standing and there was a being standing in between me and another being almost as a moderator while everyone else was sitting at the table. The moderator said in a women voice said " id like to introduce you to your father" we hugged each other and cried very hard together in each others arms.
The open door to the cosmos really stuck with me. I feel like i have seen deep space and i feel as if that was really my father trying to connect with me. We always talked about space infact he was the one who blew my mind for the first time talking about how radio waves travel so far that if aliens were around they could receive them millions of miles away.
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Not him but I also dont have dreams and dont do drugs

The strangest dreams for me are the ones which I can't even explain, they're typically very abstract and therefore difficult to put into words. I sometimes have dreams in which I am a sphere, or a cube, or some other shape, and I exist within a matrix, a 3D field with x, y, and z coordinates, in which there exists a variety of objects and obstacles that I must hover over, climb upon, or otherwise interact with. These interactions are trivial at best because there doesn't appear to be any rhyme or reason over why I am doing what I am doing.

Also sometimes I dream about fucking my sister and that's always pretty vomit inducing because fuck you faggots I am not into incest and I don't know why I have these dreams holy shit someone kill me.

TY it was one of those dreams that felt more real than life itself. very off feeling. Ive had a few other really strong ones involving my father if anyone wants to hear another.

I was feeling real uneasy about this whole covid shit. Got pretty unhappy and worried about the future. Live in the u.s., and seeing our leader be so incompetent along with everyone else who supports him made me fear for my future. Also, WW3 seems kind of probable with all the tensions in the middle-east and asian countries.

I remember empty streets. Wandering alone, and not seeing much of anything. It was pretty much just me with few exceptions. Any time I saw someone, I walked away.

Next thing, a horde of people were running down the street. Something like out of the beginning of The Last of Us. There was a cop, and I tried to take their gun because they weren't using it. I knew something bad was behind the crowd, driving their surge and wanted that gun. I got shoved off, and ducked into an alley. It lead to a single pathway with fences on both ends.

Myself and a few others arrived at a metal door to a brick building. We get inside, and it's a short hallway with another door at the end. I get an axe off the wall, we pile up, ready to open the door.

I had a bad feeling. I knew something was behind there. The moment I opened the door, there was a mass of zombies that charged in. Ones face got right up to mine and I woke up.

I've felt fine about everything ever since. The brain is freaky, man.

It was videoed for me youtube.com/watch?v=Y1UlD0rhtlQ

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Ill tell three.

1.) Happened a few nights ago, I was in a strange room with my girlfriend and two other girls we dont know. We had some liquid that we got from a mysterious person. I felt like it was illegal to have and it was for something..magical?? We dripped it on the two girls heads and they started melting into blobs. Ones face was melting away and died, the other turned into a green little monster and started chasing me around asking me to help her. I woke up after that..it was just a recent dream.

2.) When I was about 4-5 I was molested by my aunts dad who was my baby sitter. He was an older man. In the dream he was a ghost chasing me around my entire house. I couldnt get away from him and was terrified. He kept saying I couldnt get away, he will find me. I ran upstairs to my moms bed and hid under the blankets (typical kid shit believing hiding under the blanket would help me) He got to me under the blanket and I woke up...

3.) When I was about 14 my friend david died in a car accident. I used to hang out at a roll arena in my neighborhood..One night i had a dream I was outside the roll arena smoking pot and heard a bad car accident.. I come out and it was my friend David, he was thrown from the car and hit the wall of the roll arena. When I went over to look at him, David stool up with two broken ankles and he had bunny slippers on. I said to him " David, didnt you die??" He replied "Yeah, I did." he then walked into the roll arena and I heard weeping near by.. I saw this girl I had a crush on cut in half from the car crash. I rushed over and started panicking...People tried to take her away but I kept shouting "Dont touch her! Respect the dead!" I was dragged to a grassy area and there was a mysterious girl who came over to me. She layed her hand on my head and said "Everything will be okay now." After she said that I wound up in a very bright place filled with yellow and black squares...I woke up after that...

Okay, in short: I was sexually assaulted by my cousin, then another me entered the room and sexually assaulted my cousin. Basically a rape train.

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I dreamed that a hamburger was eating ME!

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I do drugs and I see dreams you retard

Don't remember anything except the last part of it, I just know I was essentially living another life. It was a very deep sleep and it felt very real.

During the last part, I remember I was in a classroom or something and the orator or teacher or speaker was like, "Oh no, the quarks are misaligning with the upper photons on a cascading level" or some sciencey bullshit and I watched literal space time fabric come apart in front of me and everything began to come apart at the seams and reveal this purple/green maelstrom of whatever. I remember being so terrified and so convinced it was real in my dream that I shut my eyes in the dream, now I wish I wouldn't have. Happened last week and the next day the first state in the US shutdown for coronavirus.

I can't do it justice but it was the craziest dream I have had in a very long time. I was truthfully scared.

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I still remember the dream to this day. I was 6 years old and I used to sleep at my Grandma's place a lot because my parents were fighting all the time. Well, the dream was like this: I was at my grandma, I slept next to her and suddenly in the dream I wake up to her nibbling on me without her fake teeth. She's literally just sucking on my skin and biting on me with her gums, and it scared the shit out of me. When I tried to get away from her, her eyes bulged out and her mouth opened like in those old mummy movies, huge mouth. She let out a terrible screech and slithered towards me like a snake, for some reason she suddenly lost all her muscles and she was literally just her head and her body only consisted of her skin. She then started to eat me alive, and she then had fangs instead of fake teeth or mere gums. This dream still scares me to this day and I never told this to anyone because I loved my grandma a lot.

just a spitball here but if you truly feel repulsed by the incestuous nature of your dream, it could be something else such as "feminine" characteristics that are inside you but unintegrated with your waking consciousness

one theory is dreams are the only way the rest of your mind (the unconscious) can communicate with your waking ego/conscious part of your brain providing a nudge in the correct developmental direction through imagery

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That's pretty strange, you know. If I do have feminine characteristics that I need to acknowledge, why would fucking my sister help at all in that regard? Why wouldn't I, ah I dunno, become an actual woman and walk around like that in a public setting or something? I'm not saying you're wrong, just that the dream's not exactly helping me get in touch with my feminine side any more than watching a rectal prolapse video would inspire me to get a colonoscopy.

Idk, you kinda speak like a woman tho

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>speak
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Both were lucid dreams and I haven’t had any lucid dreams since.
Here’s the first one that happened 2017:

It started off with myself and my immediate family loading up some random car with groceries. The dream jumped and we were driving down a main street and out of nowhere I sorta just phased out of the car. You know like those twins that did just that in the second Matrix movie? Like that. I had no reaction to it. The dream jumped once more to all of us in the living room. For whatever reason I had a head of cabbage with me held in my right hand. I got up to go put it away in the fridge, but when I reach the stove something had clicked in my memory. I remembered that I had been sleeping on the couch, woke up and checked my phone for a bit before going back to sleep. Then I noticed the digital clock on the stove, every number was switching like crazy. I thought to myself “holy shit I’m lucid dreaming right now” so I turned around to switch the kitchen light on but I stopped with my hand out hovering over the switch. I felt paralyzed with fear. To my right in the living room was everyone that was present in the dream at the start. Someone was holding an incredibly bright flashlight towards my face. Behind me I felt a dark presence and the sense of fear consumed every other emotion that could’ve been present. I woke up with the sun glaring in from the tiniest hole in the living room curtain.

>In a city of some sort, looked like downtown San Francisco
>Total blackout and no people
>Hear loud roaring of water so I walk down the middle of this street
>2-3 blocks away, I see this enormous river of black oil, flowing through the city that looks to be several hundred feet wide
>Knocking down parts of buildings, taking cars with it, total destruction
>black oil slowly rising uphill to my position
>It starts rising up to my ankles and it's freezing cold
>All of a sudden the river just fucking freezes
>Bright ball of light starts to form in the sky over the middle of the river, absolutely blinding
>Ball of light comes closer, giving my body a warming sensation from the intense brightness
>As it gets extremely close, the light dims and an insanely beautiful girl, with a black dress and brown hair with a kinda purple tint is floating in front of me
>she gets closer, puts her palm on my cheek and says that she is death, and she has been waiting for me
>She's comforting, says everything's okay and that she will take care of me
>wake up right after she finished that sentence

This was probably two years ago and tt still really fucks with me to this day. Only a handful of times have I been able to physically feel all senses in a dream state so vividly, and this was one of them. I spent a month having panic attacks and sever depressive phases because I wasn't sure if I was even alive or not and life was some sort of delusion

Saw a man in a grey hooded robe, holding a staff.
So basically this fucking wizard guy was levitating in front of a monolithic slab I was standing on. Nothing was around, above or underneath us, just inky black. Wizard guy says to fight a big ass squid with a human face where the beak would be normally. Thing pops out of nowhere tentacles spread out. Going towards me super fucking fast. Squid man explodes into ink when it makes contact with me. Wizard and squid man are gone. Enveloped in a whirl pool of ink. Dream shifts
to just black, but I can hear fucking seagulls and rolling waves. Feels like I am about to have my conscious be ripped away from my physical body, and wake up in the one that washed up on the beach that I can hear. Feels like I'm I have a pressure bearing down on my mind. Slowly stop hearing surroundings as the audio fades out. Wake up startled to the sound of my alarm clock.

Start using fluoride free toothpaste. And get a good water filter. Dreams inbound

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be me dreaming
in a dark room, but not so dark so that you can not see
strapped to a chair,kinda like electric, but without the electric parts
this guy comes in, carrying a electric drill
scared as fuck
walks up to me, and puts the drill on top of my knee-cap
drills down towards my feet
i swear too good, i felt that pain, and i know it was a dream.
but i could not wake up
felt like hours of torture
then i woke up, like sweety and still in pain

inb4 best dream ever

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oh yeah, "feminine" is super broad and abstract not necessarily girly or womanlike but how something "active" is considered masculine and something "passive" is considered feminine, more in the sense of how yin and yang work in taoism, hell it could even be that the contents in your unconscious merely appear feminine in your dream because, as another jungian theory runs, the unconscious has the contrasexual character of the waking ego. I dunno at the end of the day im just trying to make you feel not gross about your dream lol
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Just put a > in front of your sentences :)

Second lucid dream:

This one happened faster then the first one. I was in my nephews room and we were talking about video games and the like when he got called to the living room by my sister. I went to go check the clock he had by his bed (he doesn’t actually have one of these clocks or any clock by his bed. It’s actually a bedside clock that I personally owned once). Again the numbers were switching from digit to digit. I slowly backed away and I phased through his bed. The best way I could describe it is like his bed was just a hologram but their weren’t any visual glitches to me backing up into it. My back touched the wall which was solid and I once again felt that fear from the first dream. Also the presence behind me. Without warning the presence screamed insanely loud. The scream wasn’t human and it didn’t sound like any animal I’ve ever heard. High pitched and dry sounding. I jolted up with my heart racing

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A while back I had a dream I was being chased by a giant starfish monster that walked vertically upright so you could see the mouth and everything. It was as big as a tall building and every time it got near me, even when I didn’t see it, Indian chanting music started playing. It chased me and some random people in my elementary school playground and it shot out tentacles from its mouth that went down people’s throats and ate their livers. Those people turned into zombies which follow the starfish monster.
Anyways, that was a weird dream that I’ll remember for a while.

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> On beach
> See a black rock formation with different caves and crevices
> Go into one that empties into a cavern with sand barely illuminated by the blue sunlight
> I see a concrete culvert like a storm drain and decide to go in further
> It ends in a room with a drain with a heavy grate over it
> I lift it up and go deeper where there is a big heavy door like a bunker
> I open it a swing it open into a dark tunnel
> I can't see but I want to keep going
> I start to walk but the room slightly illuminates enough for me to see the walls filled with skeletons like the Paris catacombs
> I walk through a labyrinth and start to get an erie feeling
> I don't know why but I start to run, not knowing where I'm supposed to be going
> It goes dark but then down the hall I see a that slight illumination coming from a chamber
>I approach slowly and see a vague figure in the middle of the chamber
> All of a sudden it flashes red and I hear a loud combination of a roar, digital distortion, static, screaming, moaning, yelling
> A throne made of skeletons is clear with a red backdrop
> I turn to the right but there is a humanoid that has a head which is an old tube TV with a static screen
> I can't move at this point and my eyes are just fixated at the screen but can see a vague figure of his body out of my peripherals
> I'm frozen with static blaring then I hear that loud noise from before
> I can finally move and take off running
> I remember how I came in and sprint out through the different areas I described
> I feel it's right behind me the whole time I'm running just messing with me but not catching me
> I get to the bunker door and look back before I slam it but see the red illumination down at the end of the tunnel
> I slam it and lock it then start climbing out of the cavern into the cave and finally out of the rock formation
I woke up after that terrified and confused what I just saw because I couldn't understand it. I stayed up for a couple of hours after that.

Anyone else ever drank beer in the shower while watching movies on their laptop in the middle of the night?

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yeah, of course. isn't that what everyone usually does?

Sorry about that shit that happened to you user.

I’ve had quite a few, however I had a nightmare about 12 years ago, woke up crying uncontrollably and freaked my wife , to this day I can’t remember what the dream was but I’ve never lost my shit like that before or after

I once dreamt that I died and continued existing as a ghost. Another time I had a lucid dream. I became aware that I was dreaming and thought to myself, 'Cool, I can do anything I want'. Tried to find my neighbor to have sex with her but couldn't. Lost control of the lucidity gradually and it turned into a frustrating dream

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is it similar to this?

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Had one dream where i remember vividly that i worked as a chef or a bodyguard for the princess.There were 2 big statues in front of the gate of her palace which were both made out of stone(at least that is what it looked like to me).So one day I go out for a walk and when i come back i stop to admire the statues and thats ehen i notice that theyre made up of chocolate/cake and they were bleedimg red from their bottoms,i turn around to see the princess with her back facing me,i ask her what the hell this is about but she doesnt answer infact she starts laughing more and more eerily as i keep asking her.This next part is a bit hard to explain but just got jumpscared by her turning around in a flash and screaming as loud as she can like a ghost.i wake up and i see myself taking the place of the statue,unable to speak or move

I came aware of my surroundings and realized In a blank white space with no walls or features, just foggy white. I stood up and looked around, but I didnt choose to. As I looked around I suddenly realised that I was standing on the ceiling. Along with this realization, came gravity, and I fell, the sky below me flashing black then white. I passed out. When I came to I was sitting on a mouldy couch that had a free sign on it. After looking around I felt a pull in my lower spine. I marched my back and when I looked back down my sister was in front of me. She started talking and I saw distortion in the air in front of her. I couldnt understand what she was saying, it sounded muted and like the words themselves were nonsense. Every time I blinked, it would flash into another member of my family. The final person was my grandmother who had cancer at the time. She looked like she wanted to tell me something and I knew I would be able to understand her but as she opened her mouth she just froze and I realized I was dreaming. An echoing booming voice said "do you want to pay more with your sleep than with your waking hours to see them?" And I said yes, so it kept going. My my grandmother could no longer talk. I tried to ask why she was in my dream but the voice said that I couldnt and that "that is quite enough for you". I woke up without reaction and fell back to sleep almost immediately. This has been the only semi lucid dream I've ever had, and the only dream I have remembered since I was eight. Any ideas as to the meaning?

Had a dream where I met the great prophets Jo, Joe, John and Muhammed. They rolled in on motorized camels and gifted me the Scrolls of Knowledge and taught me the ways of the universe. I was hunted the rest of the dream by my subconcious as I was trying to making myself forget. Got killed by my whole town.