I just came hands free from riding a dildo for the first time and loved it, ask me anything. No i'm not gay

But stuffs not gay. Fucking vanilla fags in denial of their perverse interest in this. Else why would they be here.

Good on you OP. How long you been trying?

Well have fun. Get yourself some bbc.

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Tips to getting started? I am curious about improving my orgasms, and prostate seems to be the next level. I have zero experience. Start with fingers? Any toy recommendations?

>Get a prostate vibrator before lockdown

>Lockdown happens

Now there's always someone home no matter what time, can't use it while everyone is sleeping because the vibrations are so powerful and loud af

Fingers don't do shit, for me at least. Get yourself a nice 6" and some really thick, water-based lube.

No, I'm sorry, you're quite gay

Nigga, you gay tho. Your father would disown you.

Shut the fuck up cunt. I'll take a shit on your mother.

... Dildos aren't men, they're objects. You can be into anal and not be gay. Pegging? Hello?

Also, you can be gay and not be into anal.

Seriously, how many repressed incels are there here that you can't seem to understand something so basic? rofl. I'd feel sorry for you, but I'd rather laugh at you.

HAHAHAH

enjoy your repressed miserable life of calling everything you're afraid of 'gay'

thanks, it's been a few weeks now since my first attempt and discovered it's all to do with the angle

get a dildo that's atleast 6.5inches long and has a mild curve, make sure it's phthalate free, preferably made out silicon and has a good suction cup. personally firm ones do it for me since it hits the spot harder but for beginners try to find one that's flexible and has not too many veins, don't forget to use a fuck ton of water based lube. obviously clean yourself before you get started, it could take a while but it's worth it in the end, try not to eat for 15 hours after your last meal but that's optional depending on your diet.

Pegging is gay. Probably even moreso than being fucked by a man. Because at least whilst you're being fucked by a man, you're brave enough to take whatever shame or guilt that society has put on you, rather than making yourself feel a little better because it's a woman pounding your ass

Remember op, silicone lube + silicone toy = a broken toy.

I know, that's why i said use water based lube with silicon toys

I was affirming what you said, at op.

Actually at My bad. Another tip, find a position you love such as on your knees bouncing on the toy.

That's pretty fucking gay tbh

fuck you op, im gay and love to take up the ass, and to this day i havent comed hands free
whats your secret? can ya give me sone tips for getting that anal orgasm?
also ignore the other user fags who are so closeminded that they can comprehend that hey, its your body and you can do whatever the fuck you want with it, and no one can do shit about it

Lose yourself in the waves of pleasure, don't focus down there just ride the experience.

>post fag shit
>"im not a fag"
>is a faggot
>OP

thats a real faggy response there fag

I sure am. Get mad.

there's a specific toy that hits the right spot instantly & consistency but sadly forgot the name of it, Its 7 inches long and has an almost 45 degree curve. No other toy has made it close to making me orgasm like this one, so it really depends on the toy, I start to get light-headed just from a few thrusts. once I get the rhythm going I begin to flay pre everywhere involuntarily, until it gets too much to the point of making my dick erupt. It's soooo much better than fapping traditionally, you just can't compare an anal orgasm to a regular one. my technique is that I plant the suction cup at the edge of the bathtub so that the head is facing upwards more while I angle my body just right so that the curve hits my prostate with ease, especially with each thrust, it's also the least painful method for me. It's kind of hard to explain but it really depends on the person since everyone has different builds.

Jfl at these alt right cringlords getting butthurt over fags enjoying themselves

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Anybody have an aneros? Thinking about getting one I hear they can make you cum hands free too. It’s a prostate massager.

OK fag

Unless you watched futa mommy while fucking your self I'm sending you to a conversion camp

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This

Okay thanks

Got a hemorrhoid recently. Huge sucker completely blocking my asshole. Prep H didn’t do much, don’t want to go to clinic/hospital rn for obvious reasons. Put a baggy of ice to try to bring swelling down.
>couldn’t feel relief
>push it a little deeper
>ahh yeah that feels... it feels good
>push that bag a little deeper
>watching zootopia start thinking about fucking that bunny
>diamonds
>holy fuck this is some next level shit
Haven’t done anything else since but I can see how prostrate play makes for better cooming.

I've been looking into prostate massagers because this self-quarantine is gonna make my dick fall off from fapping. Not sure if I should do it.

dildos are way better IMO, i've tried the Lelo hugo and it didn't do much for me

sad, that's exactly the one I was considering
I wanted something that I could just sit and vibrated while watching porn

Hell yeah, chief.

I come like a fucking train when I'm on my own with a dildo. Much more intense than when I'm with some sloot.

I used to, but I could never hit the spot. Ended up getting some silicone samples (firmness and color samples), and a week later got a dong the right length & firmness for me.

I've got this one it's pretty good

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Most retarded comment of the year, congrats

Wtf is that

Bump

did you rub your moobs and pinch your nipples as well?

>I'm not gay
Yes you are and you can and need to stop it,
If you willingly stick a toy that's meant to simulate a penis up your arse for pleasure, and enjoy it you are gay. You are fantasizing with riding a real penis from a real man, which is textbook Homosexuality, but don't fuck a real penis out of fear and pusilanimity. Accept and admit that you are Gay, and stop being Gay before it's too late.

If I printed that pic in high-res and high quality paper would it seem to move too?

if the act that gives you sexual pleasure gives you hemorroids, perhaps you should reconsider your life choices and quit yer sodomy

how can I be gay if I like women, fuckwad?

A prostate massager

>No i'm not gay
kek

What firmness did you go with? 10A?

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>I just came hands free from riding a dildo
GAY
>and loved it
GAAY
>ask me anything
GAAAY
>No i'm not gay
GAAAAAAAAAAAAY

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>Or else there was no way it was hands free?
what is meant by this? I can insert a dildo, lay still, and cum in about 5 - 7 minutes without doing anything.

yes

if the act that gives you sexual pleasure gives you children, perhaps you should reconsider your life choices and quit yer procreation

NO SHIT! How about a make or model