What could you do in this situation?
What could you do in this situation?
whip out my dick and start pissing on everyone
They all punch in real life like I punch in my dreams.
Throw bows at everything that moves
this is the only acceptable answer
that's a good way to get your school shot up, if they're yanks
beat up as many as i can
Fucking hell, is this what high school fights actually look like? A bunch of twig-limbed cucks flailing their arms around?
The movies make it look so much cooler.
Jesus Christy, so many beta orbiters.
Spoken like a true black man
Be me.
Take backpack off.
Spin in circle.
Game over.
Nothing, because Yas Forums are a bunch of cock sucking faggots who take it up the shitter an exit only hole. Gay fag.
I'm probably the strongest person on here because I can fight.
I probably can take all of you easily.
>be kid that hit the girl then got ganged up on
>go home
>get dad's firearms
>next day
>go shoot up school
lol fucking white people
Go find the bitch who started it all and kick fuck out of her while all the other white knights are distracted.
>I probably can take all of you easily.
>I probably can
>probably
Jesus fuck, you can't even fake confidence.
you forgot the
>Remove pants
part
this
I am big man can fight believe me because I said so on internet
I'm pretty sure if I cough on you, you'll shriek like a bitch
Probably is actually confidence. The opposite of that is delusion.
I have been doing boxing for years. People are afraid to fight me in the gym.
I don't think you know who you're fucking with.
No, don't try to save face. You've blown it, user.
Blown it.
This why I carried a chain in my backpack in high school. Right in the side pocket where a water bottle goes, easy access. Never had to use it but in a situation like this I would have just started swinging. A padlock tied to a sock also works.
Fucking niggers
>115lbs
>5'9"
Y-you dont know who you're fucking with man! People are scared of me bro!
great way for getting charged with attempted manslaughter
>147lbs
>5'8"
I hit too hard. I can certainly fuck up everyone in this thread.
Not get in this situation for starters...only seeing the result. Wheres the lead-up eventually cumulating in a bunch of skinny dorks flailing at each other like retards?
Christ. Pathetic.
At any rate, kid should have either bolted fast out of the crowd and distanced himself or at very least had that fence at his back before deciding to swing. Yo, Derek: you fight like shit bro.
Equal rights equal fights
Run, but if you had to fight. Back to the face, wide swings to cover more ground. Direct jabs to immediate threats.
If you can't stand in once place with your back to the wall. Keep moving.
I meant, back to the fence. Not 'face'.
Niggers gonna nig
I would have hump in the crowd and act like I'm punching the dude but really grabbing ass and titties
ha i likey. id quick save then a,b, up,down double left the knights to hell too.
>Same stats with my 15 yo bro that fucks everyone in the gym
You people have something to do with boxing I guess
Keked
the only way to deescalate this situation is to draw and start firing. WHEN the crowd stops, holster firearm and bear mace remaining suspects.
This >>>
She hits him.
He hits her back.
Males and females all rush him.
Gotta love patriarchy
>50 vs 1
>attempted manslaughter
Wouldn't this be self defense? Especially with everyone recording it?
Spotted the autistic kid in class
You forgot the
>start to piss
part
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
This.
this
Lol... just take you to the ground you would be like a turtle on his back at that point. You couldn't stop me at 147.
Grab one of em and start legit attempting to kill them. Make the attempt brutal enough it will start to scare some of em away, maybe. Honestly besides that unarmed not much you can do but minimize the damage and try your best to take a few out in a serious enough way to take em out of the fight quick. ie knee breaks, wrist and elbow breaks, if your lucky with a quick elbow to the right place can get a knock out or jaw break but yea, that shit takes training to know where to hit and practical training so you know how to keep a level head in that sort of madness which is hard as fuck tbh.
Bruh, never been to high school??
What are you? mongrel?
>He ain't no reeeeeeaaaason to shoot
>Da fault of Vidya
>Orange man bad
The kid literally tried to walk away. He is 100% in the right.
Hilorious (Can you imagine, how I rolled the r, just as your mom in the flour to find the sport)
Hey, still here. Meant to say American high school. Like know what I mean about the movies with the big jocks who take on the dweeb who eventually fights back using super karate moves?
In my high school if there were any fights they were started with suckerpunches and finished quickly.
Also, do you even know what mongrel means?
not be in that situation? you have legs and the ability to walk yes? hop on those lamborfeeti's and get out of there before any of that even occurs
nigga, just cough at all of them
this mo'fuk'a has it right
Only right answer
"Doing boxing"
You guys hes 5'8", we cant make fun of him, he has a disability
Thats average height in most countried
I don't believe in violence, but on high school, but I always had a knife with me so nobody ever tried to bully me.
Kill every piece of shit
Perfect
He didn't deserve it. Women hitting a man is totally normal but when he comes up for himself everyone attacks him. Bullshit.
>China
>Taiwan
Yeah nice cope
pull out a glock and unlivent everyone
>you can't even fake confidence
kek